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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    When I was in college, a thoroughly sozzled guy banged on my door demanding that my roommates and I go drinking with him and his friends and a keg they had. When I opened the door I was covered in fake blood, wearing fishnet stockings and a dumb hat because I was doing typography homework.

    One of the drunk man's friends pulled him away saying, "He seems busy. Let's go."

    That's the only time I've been invited to go drinking.

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    I don't want to drink keg beer nor drink beer with the type of people who do so I'm fine with missing keg parties

    I went to a keg party my freshman year of college and the keg beer was Keweenaw Brewing's amber ale and man, that was something.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I'm considering throwing a Fall of Rome party for my thirtieth birthday this summer, maybe I'll make that a keg party. Kegs and togas are supposed to go together, right?

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    SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    When I was in college, a thoroughly sozzled guy banged on my door demanding that my roommates and I go drinking with him and his friends and a keg they had. When I opened the door I was covered in fake blood, wearing fishnet stockings and a dumb hat because I was doing typography homework.

    One of the drunk man's friends pulled him away saying, "He seems busy. Let's go."

    That's the only time I've been invited to go drinking.

    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    not listening to the punch ups is edging

    What the heck is edging?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    its a sex thing

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    When I was in college, a thoroughly sozzled guy banged on my door demanding that my roommates and I go drinking with him and his friends and a keg they had. When I opened the door I was covered in fake blood, wearing fishnet stockings and a dumb hat because I was doing typography homework.

    One of the drunk man's friends pulled him away saying, "He seems busy. Let's go."

    That's the only time I've been invited to go drinking.

    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I'm not sure I've ever been to a keg party

    I say this with a significant amount of affection

    I don't think the universe would actually allow you to be in the same place as a keg party

    Now I just want to know what would happen!

    I think the keg would morph into some kind of decanter

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I don't want to drink keg beer nor drink beer with the type of people who do so I'm fine with missing keg parties

    I see how it is

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    replacewythyreplacewythy Registered User regular
    its a sex thing

    so like I don't really know

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    not listening to the punch ups is edging

    What the heck is edging?
    Straightzi wrote: »
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    When I was in college, a thoroughly sozzled guy banged on my door demanding that my roommates and I go drinking with him and his friends and a keg they had. When I opened the door I was covered in fake blood, wearing fishnet stockings and a dumb hat because I was doing typography homework.

    One of the drunk man's friends pulled him away saying, "He seems busy. Let's go."

    That's the only time I've been invited to go drinking.

    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Haven't you ever heard of art school?

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I'm not sure I've ever been to a keg party

    I say this with a significant amount of affection

    I don't think the universe would actually allow you to be in the same place as a keg party

    Now I just want to know what would happen!

    I think the keg would morph into some kind of decanter

    The keg serves essentially the same purpose as the decanter, yeah. While you can absolutely drink beer without it, as you can drink wine without decanting it, having it there signifies that this event is about drinking beer. For both containers, you will have adherents insisting that they make the beverage itself taste better, and they may very well be correct, but the effect is more psychological than it is physical, based on the story that insists that these containers are the correct way to drink their respective beverages. It is the purest form, the platonic ideal for a story involving beer, and therefore it must taste better, right?

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    its a sex thing

    To be more specific it's where your partner get's you all worked up and then

    on second thought I don't wanna go into it right now

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    SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    It's bringing yourself to the edge or orgasm and then stopping

    You people are making this sound way worse than it is

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    It's bringing yourself to the edge or orgasm and then stopping

    You people are making this sound way worse than it is

    I think the record will show that we are making it sound way better than it is

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I don't want to drink keg beer nor drink beer with the type of people who do so I'm fine with missing keg parties

    I see how it is

    Zack you're like a brother to me

    but every story you've ever told about drinking sounds like a nightmare to me

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Now in fairness I've never been to like a frat kegger.

    Our local trivia (now RIP) used to have the grand prize be a keg party at the retro arcade for instance. Granted grand prize was kind of a farce because pretty much whatever team won also invited every other team. But it always ended up with all of us at the X-Men cabinet yelling about the who the best mutant was. Anyways, I was briefly kicked off my team for saying Gambit was the worse to the woman who, unbeknownst to me at the time, named her dog Gambit.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I don't want to drink keg beer nor drink beer with the type of people who do so I'm fine with missing keg parties

    I see how it is

    Zack you're like a brother to me

    but every story you've ever told about drinking sounds like a nightmare to me

    sometimes

    sometimes im a trash boy

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I don't want to drink keg beer nor drink beer with the type of people who do so I'm fine with missing keg parties

    I see how it is

    Zack you're like a brother to me

    but every story you've ever told about drinking sounds like a nightmare to me

    And that's even before we talk about non-water beverages

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I don't want to drink keg beer nor drink beer with the type of people who do so I'm fine with missing keg parties

    I see how it is

    Zack you're like a brother to me

    but every story you've ever told about drinking sounds like a nightmare to me

    And that's even before we talk about non-water beverages

    The amount of soda he consumes is also terrifying, yes.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    I've actually gone long enough without Soda being something I regularly consume, that it's actually hard to drink it now when I decide to splurge.

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    I made it a sort of New Years resolution to not drink soda! I'm going on a month now and it's nice!

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Getting kidney stone becuase I was drinking soda over water was enough to get me to cut back on soda.

    Being told I was pre-diabetic got me to cut the rest of it out too.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I don't want to drink keg beer nor drink beer with the type of people who do so I'm fine with missing keg parties

    I see how it is

    Zack you're like a brother to me

    but every story you've ever told about drinking sounds like a nightmare to me

    And that's even before we talk about non-water beverages

    The amount of soda he consumes is also terrifying, yes.

    im gonna live forever and i know that because im not dead yet

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    What the he
    Getting kidney stone becuase I was drinking soda over water was enough to get me to cut back on soda.

    Being told I was pre-diabetic got me to cut the rest of it out too.

    I got a second kidney stone after I had mostly cut coke’s out of my diet.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I don't want to drink keg beer nor drink beer with the type of people who do so I'm fine with missing keg parties

    I see how it is

    Zack you're like a brother to me

    but every story you've ever told about drinking sounds like a nightmare to me

    And that's even before we talk about non-water beverages

    The amount of soda he consumes is also terrifying, yes.

    im gonna live forever and i know that because im not dead yet

    Narrator: Then, he died.

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    I went to

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    A lot of keggers

    And helped organize a few (the best easily being the one that was a pyjama party and we converted a few rooms into blanket forts of various sizes and had alcoholic hot chocolate with marshmallows)

    Engineering keggers were basically the way everyone blew off steam because the amount of study/class hours were insane and there wasn't a lot of time for any other socializing that wasn't directly schoolwork related

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Oh also the one where the sidewalk went on fire that I brewed beer for but I've mentioned that one a few times here already

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    I went to

    ...


    A lot of keggers

    And helped organize a few (the best easily being the one that was a pyjama party and we converted a few rooms into blanket forts of various sizes and had alcoholic hot chocolate with marshmallows)

    Engineering keggers were basically the way everyone blew off steam because the amount of study/class hours were insane and there wasn't a lot of time for any other socializing that wasn't directly schoolwork related

    yeah! Me and my roommate hosted like a good dozen of them. Always a good tine.

    Also i met my best friend and my wife at keggers!

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    I went to

    ...


    A lot of keggers

    And helped organize a few (the best easily being the one that was a pyjama party and we converted a few rooms into blanket forts of various sizes and had alcoholic hot chocolate with marshmallows)

    Engineering keggers were basically the way everyone blew off steam because the amount of study/class hours were insane and there wasn't a lot of time for any other socializing that wasn't directly schoolwork related

    yeah! Me and my roommate hosted like a good dozen of them. Always a good tine.

    Also i met my best friend and my wife at keggers!

    They also wound up being fantastic for networking

    I've gotten jobs because I met folks/was a known attendee of those sorts of events

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    I went to

    ...


    A lot of keggers

    And helped organize a few (the best easily being the one that was a pyjama party and we converted a few rooms into blanket forts of various sizes and had alcoholic hot chocolate with marshmallows)

    Engineering keggers were basically the way everyone blew off steam because the amount of study/class hours were insane and there wasn't a lot of time for any other socializing that wasn't directly schoolwork related

    yeah! Me and my roommate hosted like a good dozen of them. Always a good tine.

    Also i met my best friend and my wife at keggers!

    They also wound up being fantastic for networking

    I've gotten jobs because I met folks/was a known attendee of those sorts of events

    I got my first job due to a recommendation from a dude who once woke up on my bathroom floor with no shirt and several packs of googley eyes stuck all over his body

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    I went to

    ...


    A lot of keggers

    And helped organize a few (the best easily being the one that was a pyjama party and we converted a few rooms into blanket forts of various sizes and had alcoholic hot chocolate with marshmallows)

    Engineering keggers were basically the way everyone blew off steam because the amount of study/class hours were insane and there wasn't a lot of time for any other socializing that wasn't directly schoolwork related

    yeah! Me and my roommate hosted like a good dozen of them. Always a good tine.

    Also i met my best friend and my wife at keggers!

    They also wound up being fantastic for networking

    I've gotten jobs because I met folks/was a known attendee of those sorts of events

    I got my first job due to a recommendation from a dude who once woke up on my bathroom floor with no shirt and several packs of googley eyes stuck all over his body

    And how's your dad doing now?

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    What the he
    Getting kidney stone becuase I was drinking soda over water was enough to get me to cut back on soda.

    Being told I was pre-diabetic got me to cut the rest of it out too.

    I got a second kidney stone after I had mostly cut coke’s out of my diet.

    Sorry, I wasn't trying to suggest it was a cure-all for all situations; just that it was my experience with whyI cut back on soda.

    (Also drinking more water was probably just as important, if not more, in my preventing of kidney stones.)

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    What the he
    Getting kidney stone becuase I was drinking soda over water was enough to get me to cut back on soda.

    Being told I was pre-diabetic got me to cut the rest of it out too.

    I got a second kidney stone after I had mostly cut coke’s out of my diet.

    Sorry, I wasn't trying to suggest it was a cure-all for all situations; just that it was my experience with whyI cut back on soda.

    (Also drinking more water was probably just as important, if not more, in my preventing of kidney stones.)

    Oh, I was just mentioning it as an interesting fact. Something I was told a bunch around my first stone was that it was because of the inordinate amount of Coke’s I drank. But I got the second one about two or three years later and I had cut cokes mostly out of my diet by then.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    What the he
    Getting kidney stone becuase I was drinking soda over water was enough to get me to cut back on soda.

    Being told I was pre-diabetic got me to cut the rest of it out too.

    I got a second kidney stone after I had mostly cut coke’s out of my diet.

    Sorry, I wasn't trying to suggest it was a cure-all for all situations; just that it was my experience with whyI cut back on soda.

    (Also drinking more water was probably just as important, if not more, in my preventing of kidney stones.)

    Oh, I was just mentioning it as an interesting fact. Something I was told a bunch around my first stone was that it was because of the inordinate amount of Coke’s I drank. But I got the second one about two or three years later and I had cut cokes mostly out of my diet by then.

    Sometimes they can stick around in your kidney, not being a problem, for years before the break off and make your life a living hell. Kidney stones are all sorts of weird.

    Like for instance, the stone I passed turned out to be the kind that can't be broken up with ultrasound, so if I hadn't passed it, I would have had to get surgery. I lucked out there! (It was a real shitty 2.5 weeks, though.)

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I had to have each removed by surgery, it being right on the cusp each time and them not going with the ultrasound option (it’s not a great hospital)

    The first time I had no issues. The second time they put in a stint that caused more issues than the stone, so I pulled it out after a couple days because it was making me miserable.

    Apparently that greatly annoyed the Urologist but fuck him, they are all assholes in my experience.

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    replacewythyreplacewythy Registered User regular
    I don't want to drink keg beer nor drink beer with the type of people who do so I'm fine with missing keg parties

    I see how it is

    Zack you're like a brother to me

    but every story you've ever told about drinking sounds like a nightmare to me

    And that's even before we talk about non-water beverages

    The amount of soda he consumes is also terrifying, yes.

    im gonna live forever and i know that because im not dead yet

    this is my philosophy about my diet too

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Holy shit I just realized what @Bucketman ‘s avatar is from

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    ARE WE HAVING A KEGGER

    You can find me sitting in a couch, clutching my stomach in pain. I’ve either had zero or eight beers and can’t remember which it is. I’m stone cold sober either way. It’s 8 PM.

    PARTAAAYYYYYY

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    DiarmuidDiarmuid Amazing Meatball Registered User regular
    Let me tell you something

    I definitely didn't want to know anything about Jeff Bezo's dick.

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