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I have won the [chat]tery

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    I couldn't tell those two guns apart, and if someone was a dozen feet away or so and waving them around I wouldn't be able to determine if i was scared or not

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    As a more insufferable person

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    I couldn't tell those two guns apart, and if someone was a dozen feet away or so and waving them around I wouldn't be able to determine if i was scared or not

    Real or fake, by the time they’ve drawn their gun on me, they have already lost. A cumbersome weapon like that takes a full .61 seconds longer than it takes for me to draw my katana and dash at them, effortlessly swinging my blade, slicing both the barrel of their gun and their abdomen in two.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Neco I took a vote and you might be my favorite poster

    Tune in next week to find out!!!

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    As the old adage goes, “never bring a gun to a sword fight

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    I couldn't tell those two guns apart, and if someone was a dozen feet away or so and waving them around I wouldn't be able to determine if i was scared or not
    "THATS OBVIOUSLY A FAKE STOCK", I ,a gun expert and afficianado, screamed at the top of my lungs as the rest of the crowd ran in the opposite direction and three law enforcement officers began to open fire. At last, my esoteric knowledge of which stupid part of a gun was which could finally be put to use.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    the geralt monster hunter quest is pretty great

    it's just straight up a grimdark witcher 3 mission where all the NPCs are goofball monster hunter characters

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Like other swans, the black swan is largely monogamous, pairing for life (about 6% divorce rate).[19] Recent studies have shown that around a third of all broods exhibit extra-pair paternity.[20] An estimated one-quarter of all pairings are homosexual, mostly between males.[21] They steal nests, or form temporary threesomes with females to obtain eggs, driving away the female after she lays the eggs.
    #squadgoals

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    DRX's work nightmare continues, with a strange new twist
    I had an employee review today! Done by the owner and not the supervising nurse that's been giving me an escalating level of shit for the last couple months.

    They opened with a hard "we know it's been fucked up and we're trying to fix it" and gave me a $1 raise. Good stuff. They said errybody loves me and they don't wanna lose me. So I agreed to stay.

    Exit this interview and go tell my supervising nurse some lil thing and she barely looked at me or acknowledged my presence. Whoo, right back in the sad feeling hole.

    So now I dunno. I guess they bought some time? They got a new admin type nurse starting this week, apparently in a Gordon Ramsay esque attempt to turn things around. Worth seeing how that goes, I guess.

    Oh brilliant
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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Alright gun people, I have a challenge:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoBWUs8poYU

    Where are the snap cap going?

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Also you 30 Rock aficionados into Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt? It's consistently hard chuckle worthy.

    Oh brilliant
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    FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    @skippydumptruck
    I did it I am the Slay the Spire cheevo master.
    0zoyxder7s8s.png

    Now it's all Touhou characters from here.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Also you 30 Rock aficionados into Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt? It's consistently hard chuckle worthy.

    i'm not a fan of some choices they made in season 4 but overall i have laughed pretty hard at it

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Why, hello there hardback collection of Mike Alldred and Dan Slott's Silver Surfer run. You sure are pretty.

    The Marvel exhibit at the MoPop in Seattle had the actual pages from that run

    V cool

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    My boss is wearing a grey suit and brown shoes today and I'm raging internally

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    I forgot that 30 Rock was a show and thought you guys were talking about 3rd Rock From The Sun and was confused about all the character names you were getting wrong

    I got three hours of sleep

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    My boss is wearing a grey suit and brown shoes today and I'm raging internally

    It can work! With a lighter grey and a darker mahogany brown!

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Neco I took a vote and you might be my favorite poster

    Tune in next week to find out!!!

    arch we need to do a recount i found all these ballots in the backseat of my car and

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Atomika wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Why, hello there hardback collection of Mike Alldred and Dan Slott's Silver Surfer run. You sure are pretty.

    The Marvel exhibit at the MoPop in Seattle had the actual pages from that run

    V cool

    Allred did a Monkees album cover a little while ago.

    a2sjfyl8v1gn.jpg

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    The layering of jokes in Kimmy Schmidt is very 30 Rock, as is the straight-faced absurdism. It’s very much cut from the same cloth, but with a more structured narrative arc for the characters.

    Unlike 30 Rock, which often forgot its characters even existed, and would later make jokes about forgetting them after the character was written off the show.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    My boss is wearing a grey suit and brown shoes today and I'm raging internally

    It can work! With a lighter grey and a darker mahogany brown!

    it was unfashionable in the 90s, when i was most impressionable, so therefore it is always unfashionable

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Why, hello there hardback collection of Mike Alldred and Dan Slott's Silver Surfer run. You sure are pretty.

    The Marvel exhibit at the MoPop in Seattle had the actual pages from that run

    V cool

    Allred did a Monkees album cover a little while ago.

    a2sjfyl8v1gn.jpg

    I need him to go back and do more work like he did on Catwoman

    DC sucks so violently right now

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    marshmalllllllows

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    There's also a buncha of moments where Kimmy makes ya laugh and then immediately feel terrible. Like when her date covers here eyes and she yells "I don't like that!" and punches him. Hahaha. Oh no, that's really sad.

    Oh brilliant
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    marshmalllllllows

    regardless of context, i agree

    which i mean, is basically how i operate all the time but

    specifically this time

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    My boss is wearing a grey suit and brown shoes today and I'm raging internally

    It can work! With a lighter grey and a darker mahogany brown!

    it was unfashionable in the 90s, when i was most impressionable, so therefore it is always unfashionable


    Brown & blue
    Black & blue
    Black & grey
    Cordovan & Brown
    Cordovan & blue
    Blue & grey


    Thems the rules

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I don't know guns in general I just know this specific one
    Casual wrote: »
    I can pick out the fake just from one being plastic and one metal, but the thing that first caught my eye is the muzzle brake on the fake has no holes in it.

    Also the pistol grip looks like the mass produced M4 one you get on nealy every airsoft rifle which is almost certainly what the "replica" in that picture actually is.

    the airsoft one is metal

    ftOqU21.png
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Just watched The Talented Mr. Ripley

    p good

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    There's also a buncha of moments where Kimmy makes ya laugh and then immediately feel terrible. Like when her date covers here eyes and she yells "I don't like that!" and punches him. Hahaha. Oh no, that's really sad.

    So many of the jokes about her time being kidnapped are like that

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    My boss is wearing a grey suit and brown shoes today and I'm raging internally

    It can work! With a lighter grey and a darker mahogany brown!

    it was unfashionable in the 90s, when i was most impressionable, so therefore it is always unfashionable


    Brown & blue
    Black & blue
    Black & grey
    Cordovan & Brown
    Cordovan & blue
    Blue & grey


    Thems the rules

    black coat, white shoes, black hat, cadillac, etc

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    My boss is wearing a grey suit and brown shoes today and I'm raging internally

    It can work! With a lighter grey and a darker mahogany brown!

    it was unfashionable in the 90s, when i was most impressionable, so therefore it is always unfashionable

    Grey/blue
    Grey/black
    Blue/black
    Blue/brown
    Brown/red

    Blue is the bridge. You can't just go from grey to brown! You can't!

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    omg @Atomika perfect crosspost

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    My boss is wearing a grey suit and brown shoes today and I'm raging internally

    It can work! With a lighter grey and a darker mahogany brown!

    it was unfashionable in the 90s, when i was most impressionable, so therefore it is always unfashionable


    Brown & blue
    Black & blue
    Black & grey
    Cordovan & Brown
    Cordovan & blue
    Blue & grey


    Thems the rules

    black coat, white shoes, black hat, cadillac, etc

    It sounds like spool’s boss is a time bomb

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    good morning unusually fertile chat

    Bless your heart.
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    sweet jesus and mary the IRS fairy visited me last night!

    Bless your heart.
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Spool is a man of refined tastes and fine cloth

    And his shoe collection rivals even mine

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Spool is a man of refined tastes and fine cloth

    And his shoe collection rivals even mine

    he maintains it by the Jamaican mystic he found in a warehouse hovel
    he pays the price in souls

    Bless your heart.
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Although he did call cordovan “red”

    hmmmm

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Spool is a man of refined tastes and fine cloth

    And his shoe collection rivals even mine

    he maintains it by the Jamaican mystic he found in a warehouse hovel
    he pays the price in souls

    I think you’re thinking of Weekend at Bernie’s

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