The fact that the bear guy ended up using a stick at the end was so disappointing. He was so close, a few curb stomps and he'd have been there. The bear had already passed out so there wasn't even an immediate need to rush, he just ruined the run for no real reason.
I feel like I would have just bolted. The bear wasn't gonna wake up anytime soon
Nah, if I fight a bear, one* of us is dying at the end.
*It's me. I'm the one dying.
If any of you don't hit Agree on that, you're a lyin' motherfucker
The fact that the bear guy ended up using a stick at the end was so disappointing. He was so close, a few curb stomps and he'd have been there. The bear had already passed out so there wasn't even an immediate need to rush, he just ruined the run for no real reason.
I feel like I would have just bolted. The bear wasn't gonna wake up anytime soon
Nah, if I fight a bear, one* of us is dying at the end.
*It's me. I'm the one dying.
If I just got done getting mauled I'm in no shape to outrun and angry bear when it wakes up. You best believe I'm going to show the bear why we became the apex predator (hint: it's tools).
The nice thing about bears is that for the most part, the ones that you'll run into in places are big ol' fluffy cowards anyways.
Like, black bears don't want to start shit, they just want to go on their day eating fish and being pudgy bois.
The problem is that they're too dumb and blind and deaf, so you really gotta let them know that you're there or they'll go "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IN MY FACE WHAT" and slap you. And they're very good at slapping.
Now, if you're out for a hike in the wilderness and a brown bear is there, well... don't do that. Do the opposite of that.
(Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)
I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.
"The western world sips from a poisonous cocktail: Polarisation, populism, protectionism and post-truth"
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
And can I just say that "determining the correct terminology for the room with all the BDSM furniture" is as pure a distillation of the D&D ethos as we get?
Personally I'm not much for a sterile white&dark brown wood combo.
"The western world sips from a poisonous cocktail: Polarisation, populism, protectionism and post-truth"
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
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BlackDragon480Bluster KerfuffleMaster of Windy ImportRegistered Userregular
And can I just say that "determining the correct terminology for the room with all the BDSM furniture" is as pure a distillation of the D&D ethos as we get?
Chat had a nice back and forth a couple of years ago with random photos of a house Thomamelas found on Imgur one night.
Here was one of the bedrooms:
No matter where you go...there you are. ~ Buckaroo Banzai
And can I just say that "determining the correct terminology for the room with all the BDSM furniture" is as pure a distillation of the D&D ethos as we get?
Chat had a nice back and forth a couple of years ago with random photos of a house Thomamelas found on Imgur one night.
Here was one of the bedrooms:
I don't think you could use that as a sex dungeon unless the play involves dressing up in 18th century clothing.
"Lift your skirt for some spanking"
"But what if the queen notices"
"Then you'd better put on a good show"
*harpsichord music intensifies*
"The western world sips from a poisonous cocktail: Polarisation, populism, protectionism and post-truth"
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
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Why is there a kid with an umbrella.
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BlackDragon480Bluster KerfuffleMaster of Windy ImportRegistered Userregular
There was a number of jacked up accent pieces sprinkled throughout.
I remember a full wall mirror in one of the bathrooms with an ornate gold and brass motif vanity (sadly the toilet was plain white), some Chinese end-tables in one of the dining rooms, a 70's ceramic cheetah and shag carpet in one of the downstairs rooms and some weirdass Thai/cambodian statues in the kitchen.
Behold, the Cheetah (ever so slightly, NSFW):
BlackDragon480 on
No matter where you go...there you are. ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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That is incredibly tacky
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BlackDragon480Bluster KerfuffleMaster of Windy ImportRegistered Userregular
(Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)
I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.
it was captured on twitter, but I don't twitter
there's a link in the house thread in SE++ though!
Link to the tweet, because, well...NSFW tastefully staged sex dungeon.
The last picture features a pentagram shaped rack with straps (following a picture of a more traditional crucifix), and directy beneath it is a poseable figure drawing doll.
I love either the realtor or the owners for that conscious juxtaposition.
(Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)
I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.
it was captured on twitter, but I don't twitter
there's a link in the house thread in SE++ though!
Link to the tweet, because, well...NSFW tastefully staged sex dungeon.
The last picture features a pentagram shaped rack with straps (following a picture of a more traditional crucifix), and directy beneath it is a poseable figure drawing doll.
I love either the realtor or the owners for that conscious juxtaposition.
It’s like those paint swatches you get at the hardware store. “How well can you match this?”
Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that a sex dungeon should be underground to be a true dungeon
That's more of a sex parlour
It's in the basement of the house.
Huh, must have misinterpreted the layout
Withdrawn, although I agree with TNTrooper about the aesthetic
Regardless of where it's located in the house, a sex dungeon should look like a dungeon.
I mean, it's right there in the name, right?
Dimly lit should be a minimum requirement, exposed brick on the walls wouldn't hurt.
If it's not going to look at least a little dungeon-esque, then why call it a sex dungeon? There's got to be some other, more applicable name.
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OrcaAlso known as EspressosaurusWrexRegistered Userregular
Bad news: freezing rain leads to power outtages and travel problems in Michigan.
Gone right: freezing rain also leads to so-called ghost apples
Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that a sex dungeon should be underground to be a true dungeon
That's more of a sex parlour
It's in the basement of the house.
Huh, must have misinterpreted the layout
Withdrawn, although I agree with TNTrooper about the aesthetic
Regardless of where it's located in the house, a sex dungeon should look like a dungeon.
I mean, it's right there in the name, right?
Dimly lit should be a minimum requirement, exposed brick on the walls wouldn't hurt.
If it's not going to look at least a little dungeon-esque, then why call it a sex dungeon? There's got to be some other, more applicable name.
When I first called Melissa Leonard, she asked, “Can you call me back? I have Action News here with their cameras and everything.” Leonard is the Philadelphia-area Coldwell Banker Realtor whose listing, “50 Shades of Maple Glen”—a lovely brick colonial with five bedrooms, an updated kitchen, and a “private adult sexual oasis” in the basement—has been viewed more than 500,000 times on Redfin since it went live less than 24 hours ago. Why did she, a real estate professional, decide to stage the house with BDSM gear and a sex swing? Does a viral listing sell more quickly? I talked to Leonard by phone from the eye of the storm, as she drove back to her office—though our call was interrupted by angry neighbors.
(Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)
I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.
They did. Spoilsports.
Edit: And they pulled the AirBnB listing, too.
I'm going to guess a friend or family member went up to the owner and said "So... I hear you have a sex dungeon?"
Bonus points if that was a parent
Apparently the listing agent has been getting all sorts of harassment, and their MLS provider pulled the images.
I like the realtor's straight up, "ya they had a sex dungeon it wasn't your business and you didn't even know til now and you'll never truly know again so deal with it" attitude
(Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)
I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.
They did. Spoilsports.
Edit: And they pulled the AirBnB listing, too.
I'm going to guess a friend or family member went up to the owner and said "So... I hear you have a sex dungeon?"
Bonus points if that was a parent
Apparently the listing agent has been getting all sorts of harassment, and their MLS provider pulled the images.
I like the realtor's straight up, "ya they had a sex dungeon it wasn't your business and you didn't even know til now and you'll never truly know again so deal with it" attitude
How exactly are you supposed to advertise a house with a sex dungeon, anyway? Do you not mention it until you give the tours? How are people who are specifically hunting for houses with preexisting sex dungeons supposed to find them if they aren't advertised?
(Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)
I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.
They did. Spoilsports.
Edit: And they pulled the AirBnB listing, too.
I'm going to guess a friend or family member went up to the owner and said "So... I hear you have a sex dungeon?"
Bonus points if that was a parent
Apparently the listing agent has been getting all sorts of harassment, and their MLS provider pulled the images.
I like the realtor's straight up, "ya they had a sex dungeon it wasn't your business and you didn't even know til now and you'll never truly know again so deal with it" attitude
How exactly are you supposed to advertise a house with a sex dungeon, anyway? Do you not mention it until you give the tours? How are people who are specifically hunting for houses with preexisting sex dungeons supposed to find them if they aren't advertised?
And would you really want a pre built sex dungeon? I mean, I don't have a sex dungeon, and have never really felt the need to go shopping for one, so I don't know from personal experience. I'm just saying it seems like a rather personal thing that one would want input in designing. Like a dream kitchen, you don't want someone elses dream kitchen, you want your dream kitchen. Same thing with sex dungeons.
I mean, just the phrase "Second hand sex dungeon"... it sounds problematic somehow.
(Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)
I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.
They did. Spoilsports.
Edit: And they pulled the AirBnB listing, too.
I'm going to guess a friend or family member went up to the owner and said "So... I hear you have a sex dungeon?"
Bonus points if that was a parent
Apparently the listing agent has been getting all sorts of harassment, and their MLS provider pulled the images.
I like the realtor's straight up, "ya they had a sex dungeon it wasn't your business and you didn't even know til now and you'll never truly know again so deal with it" attitude
How exactly are you supposed to advertise a house with a sex dungeon, anyway? Do you not mention it until you give the tours? How are people who are specifically hunting for houses with preexisting sex dungeons supposed to find them if they aren't advertised?
(Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)
I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.
They did. Spoilsports.
Edit: And they pulled the AirBnB listing, too.
I'm going to guess a friend or family member went up to the owner and said "So... I hear you have a sex dungeon?"
Bonus points if that was a parent
Apparently the listing agent has been getting all sorts of harassment, and their MLS provider pulled the images.
I like the realtor's straight up, "ya they had a sex dungeon it wasn't your business and you didn't even know til now and you'll never truly know again so deal with it" attitude
How exactly are you supposed to advertise a house with a sex dungeon, anyway? Do you not mention it until you give the tours? How are people who are specifically hunting for houses with preexisting sex dungeons supposed to find them if they aren't advertised?
And would you really want a pre built sex dungeon? I mean, I don't have a sex dungeon, and have never really felt the need to go shopping for one, so I don't know from personal experience. I'm just saying it seems like a rather personal thing that one would want input in designing. Like a dream kitchen, you don't want someone elses dream kitchen, you want your dream kitchen. Same thing with sex dungeons.
I mean, just the phrase "Second hand sex dungeon"... it sounds problematic somehow.
Not everyone likes to spend 100% more money and time to get 5% better kitchen or sex dungeon.
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If any of you don't hit Agree on that, you're a lyin' motherfucker
If I just got done getting mauled I'm in no shape to outrun and angry bear when it wakes up. You best believe I'm going to show the bear why we became the apex predator (hint: it's tools).
Like, black bears don't want to start shit, they just want to go on their day eating fish and being pudgy bois.
The problem is that they're too dumb and blind and deaf, so you really gotta let them know that you're there or they'll go "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IN MY FACE WHAT" and slap you. And they're very good at slapping.
Now, if you're out for a hike in the wilderness and a brown bear is there, well... don't do that. Do the opposite of that.
"Sex dungeon" is not usually one of them.
(Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)
I'm glad that he was caught, given he was trying to break into an occupied house.
I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
They did. Spoilsports.
Edit: And they pulled the AirBnB listing, too.
I'm going to guess a friend or family member went up to the owner and said "So... I hear you have a sex dungeon?"
Bonus points if that was a parent
it was captured on twitter, but I don't twitter
there's a link in the house thread in SE++ though!
Link to the tweet, because, well...NSFW tastefully staged sex dungeon.
That's more of a sex parlour
It's in the basement of the house.
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
Chat had a nice back and forth a couple of years ago with random photos of a house Thomamelas found on Imgur one night.
Here was one of the bedrooms:
~ Buckaroo Banzai
The room really needs to be way darker and walled with bricks for immersion. Nice selection of equipment though 6/10.
I don't think you could use that as a sex dungeon unless the play involves dressing up in 18th century clothing.
"Lift your skirt for some spanking"
"But what if the queen notices"
"Then you'd better put on a good show"
*harpsichord music intensifies*
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
There was a number of jacked up accent pieces sprinkled throughout.
I remember a full wall mirror in one of the bathrooms with an ornate gold and brass motif vanity (sadly the toilet was plain white), some Chinese end-tables in one of the dining rooms, a 70's ceramic cheetah and shag carpet in one of the downstairs rooms and some weirdass Thai/cambodian statues in the kitchen.
Behold, the Cheetah (ever so slightly, NSFW):
~ Buckaroo Banzai
Those are pretty much the 2 most tasteful rooms in the house...the rest is madness.
~ Buckaroo Banzai
The last picture features a pentagram shaped rack with straps (following a picture of a more traditional crucifix), and directy beneath it is a poseable figure drawing doll.
I love either the realtor or the owners for that conscious juxtaposition.
It’s like those paint swatches you get at the hardware store. “How well can you match this?”
Huh, must have misinterpreted the layout
Withdrawn, although I agree with TNTrooper about the aesthetic
Regardless of where it's located in the house, a sex dungeon should look like a dungeon.
I mean, it's right there in the name, right?
Dimly lit should be a minimum requirement, exposed brick on the walls wouldn't hurt.
If it's not going to look at least a little dungeon-esque, then why call it a sex dungeon? There's got to be some other, more applicable name.
Gone right: freezing rain also leads to so-called ghost apples
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I didn't know this was a thing that could happen!
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In follow-up, we now have an interview with the listing agent, who has suddenly been the center of media attention:
Apparently the listing agent has been getting all sorts of harassment, and their MLS provider pulled the images.
I like the realtor's straight up, "ya they had a sex dungeon it wasn't your business and you didn't even know til now and you'll never truly know again so deal with it" attitude
How exactly are you supposed to advertise a house with a sex dungeon, anyway? Do you not mention it until you give the tours? How are people who are specifically hunting for houses with preexisting sex dungeons supposed to find them if they aren't advertised?
And would you really want a pre built sex dungeon? I mean, I don't have a sex dungeon, and have never really felt the need to go shopping for one, so I don't know from personal experience. I'm just saying it seems like a rather personal thing that one would want input in designing. Like a dream kitchen, you don't want someone elses dream kitchen, you want your dream kitchen. Same thing with sex dungeons.
I mean, just the phrase "Second hand sex dungeon"... it sounds problematic somehow.
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