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Forget your New Year's diet in the [Bad Food] thread

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    edited February 2019
    Xaquin wrote: »
    PSA:

    the cookie dough flavor of gelato fiasco tastes like dust and sadness

    Do not purchase it
    So you're saying it's some kind of gelato fiasco?

    edit: TOTP took away context. How dare they.

    Sorce on
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    They're very honest, at least. Gotta give 'em that.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Someday I will only purchase one bag of french-fried onions at the store because it will be used exclusively in cooking and not shoveled down my gullet as a snack.

    Today however, I bought three.

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    kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    Every time I combine Hebrew National hot dogs with bacon I feel a little guilty.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Confession time: I prefer the flavor of super cheap turkey-chicken-pork hot dogs to that of any “all-beef” variety.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    ZundeZunde Registered User regular
    I had pizza that has cheese filled hotdogs baked into the crust.

    I did not like it all that much.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    kilnborn wrote: »
    Every time I combine Hebrew National hot dogs with bacon I feel a little guilty.

    I put cheese on top of them, also chili.
    I don't know about the chili, but I know the cheese isn't kosher.
    I can't help it if those are the best hot dogs on the shelf though.

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    kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    edited February 2019
    see317 wrote: »
    kilnborn wrote: »
    Every time I combine Hebrew National hot dogs with bacon I feel a little guilty.

    I put cheese on top of them, also chili.
    I don't know about the chili, but I know the cheese isn't kosher.
    I can't help it if those are the best hot dogs on the shelf though.

    Oooh, if I put bacon on my Hebrew National hot dogs, I'm certainly putting cheese on them, as well. So I'm now going to be doubly a little guilty.

    kilnborn on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Sometimes kosher things are good, you don't have to keep kosher to enjoy them.

    take salt, for example

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    kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Sometimes kosher things are good, you don't have to keep kosher to enjoy them.

    take salt, for example

    Right, but kosher salt isn't a version of salt that is kosher, it's a salt used for koshering meats. Pretty sure all salt is kosher, since it's a mineral. I imagine bacon flavored salt isn't kosher, but just plain salt is going to be.

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    kilnborn wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Sometimes kosher things are good, you don't have to keep kosher to enjoy them.

    take salt, for example

    Right, but kosher salt isn't a version of salt that is kosher, it's a salt used for koshering meats. Pretty sure all salt is kosher, since it's a mineral. I imagine bacon flavored salt isn't kosher, but just plain salt is going to be.

    Is that a real thing

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    kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    Peas wrote: »
    kilnborn wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Sometimes kosher things are good, you don't have to keep kosher to enjoy them.

    take salt, for example

    Right, but kosher salt isn't a version of salt that is kosher, it's a salt used for koshering meats. Pretty sure all salt is kosher, since it's a mineral. I imagine bacon flavored salt isn't kosher, but just plain salt is going to be.

    Is that a real thing

    https://google.com/search?q=bacon+flavored+salt+images&tbm=isch&source=univ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj977rj-7LgAhVKKawKHa-JBV8QsAR6BAgFEAE&biw=1452&bih=833

    Google images is your friend, friend.

    Bacon has a sort of rule 34. Rule 34 states that if you can imagine it, a porn version of what you imagine exists. Bacon's rule 34 states that if you can imagine a bacon-flavored X, bacon flavored X exists.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Always buy kosher salt because why wouldn't you want magic salt?

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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    ZundeZunde Registered User regular
    I own a bottle of bacon flavored carbonated soda.

    I will never open this as i believe consumption of it is the key to starting some sort of world shattering disaster

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    kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    Zunde wrote: »
    I own a bottle of bacon flavored carbonated soda.

    I will never open this as i believe consumption of it is the key to starting some sort of world shattering disaster

    Just think, no one would make one bottle of bacon-flavored whatever you have. Millions of people have opened it, and the seven seals haven't been sung.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular

    I need to know more as I had something like that
    As a child my mother made a pork cutlet dinner where it was shaped like a lamb but it was rolled in rice before it was served
    She would overcook the rice to get it sticky to do this so we would have a rice and peas mix on the side with that as the main thing

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    I find the unidentifiable mushrooms disturbing

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Always buy kosher salt because why wouldn't you want magic salt?

    Big flakes cover more area when salting a steak, before cooking. Also easier to wipe excess off when you’re ready to do the thing.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I find the unidentifiable mushrooms disturbing

    It's not a big deal, plenty of people have eaten toadstools and survived for several minutes.

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    OptyOpty Registered User regular
    The Bacon Salt-brand bacon salt is both vegetarian and kosher, it's using culinary trickery to taste like bacon.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Confession time: I prefer the flavor of super cheap turkey-chicken-pork hot dogs to that of any “all-beef” variety.

    Are beef hotdogs a common thing?

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Confession time: I prefer the flavor of super cheap turkey-chicken-pork hot dogs to that of any “all-beef” variety.

    Are beef hotdogs a common thing?

    I think most of the more famous kosher brands are all-beef but I could be wrong on this.

    They’re pretty widely available in the US anyway.

    But the beef ones definitely have an unpleasant mouthfeel especially when eaten cold out of the package in front of the fridge at 2 AM

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    What company makes gumbo soup? I'm not sure I've ever spotted that on the shelves around here.

    Gumbo IS soup. any thicker and it becomes a stew.

    Stercus, Stercus, Stercus, Morituri Sum
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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular


    Truly, the end times are upon us.

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Confession time: I prefer the flavor of super cheap turkey-chicken-pork hot dogs to that of any “all-beef” variety.

    Are beef hotdogs a common thing?

    I think most of the more famous kosher brands are all-beef but I could be wrong on this.

    They’re pretty widely available in the US anyway.

    But the beef ones definitely have an unpleasant mouthfeel especially when eaten cold out of the package in front of the fridge at 2 AM

    are you insinuating the mutt hotdogs are somehow pleasant in that scenario?

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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »


    Truly, the end times are upon us.

    Do people not understand that those things are just...sugar?

    Stercus, Stercus, Stercus, Morituri Sum
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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    I got some of that bacon flavored salt a while ago and it tasted like Slim Jims, which isn't bad exactly but it's definitely not an exact flavor match for bacon.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    azith28 wrote: »
    Ketar wrote: »


    Truly, the end times are upon us.

    Do people not understand that those things are just...sugar?

    They're marshmallow though

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    whoof that subway cheesy garlic bread does not screw around. Iunno if it's really worth an extra buck but they slather that thing to hell and back.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »


    Truly, the end times are upon us.

    They have peep plushes for easter at work

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    That looks like a fabric softener

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Turambar wrote: »
    That looks like a fabric softener

    Well eating tide packets is bad food

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Guys I made meatballs for the first time.
    Not to brag but these are the best meatballs I've ever made.

    No pics because they be ate.

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Guys I made meatballs for the first time.
    Not to brag but these are the best meatballs I've ever made.

    No pics because they be ate.

    I'm pretty sure that means you've made an insufficient number of meatballs.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited February 2019
    So a few years ago in Austin I randomly had lunch at a place called Banger's, which is a German sausage house and beer garden. Tons of great house-made sausages topped with house-made sauerkraut and a house-made whole grain mustard that will absolutely blow the lid off your dome, and about a bajillion taps of various great beers.

    Much to my delight, they're still around, so I swung by there for lunch today. It was still as delicious as it was in 2016.

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    I, uh, may have purchased 3 jars of their mustard and UPS'd them home to myself. Maybe. A little bit.

    3cl1ps3 on
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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Guys I made meatballs for the first time.
    Not to brag but these are the best meatballs I've ever made.

    No pics because they be ate.

    I'm pretty sure that means you've made an insufficient number of meatballs.

    Well this will never not be true.

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    Has anyone mentioned the Snickers coffee creamer yet?

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    E.Coyote wrote: »
    Has anyone mentioned the Snickers coffee creamer yet?

    That makes more sense than the peeps one. There's more flavors than sickly sweet

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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