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Witness the beginning of a [movies] thread

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I googled "is there anything weird about fox dicks" but the data returned needs collating

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    TheStig wrote: »
    How do foxes get stuck together when having sex then?

    The same way all other canids do.

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Also I must say those foxes are signifcantly less sexy than I recalled if I didnt know any better, but I do, I'd almost think Disney wasnt tryin to get me off

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Hey you know what other Disney movie could be good in live ac-

    uhhhh

    nevermind I'm just gonna go...

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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Hey you know what other Disney movie could be good in live ac-

    uhhhh

    nevermind I'm just gonna go...

    Song of the South?

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I'm watching Incredibles 2

    gee whiz Sarah Vowell is kicking the shit out of this script

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Hey you know what other Disney movie could be good in live ac-

    uhhhh

    nevermind I'm just gonna go...

    For the last time nobodys remakin Song of the South!!

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    actually i am remaking song of the south

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Oh great thanks for NOTHING

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Hunchback of Notre Dame could actually be better than the original if they cut back on the gargoyle stuff

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Hunchback of Notre Dame could actually be better than the original if they cut back on the gargoyle stuff

    Sorry what's that? I'm hearing, double down on the gargoyle stuff?

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Notre dame gargoyles spinoff Netflix series?!

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    all the gargoyles will be voiced by Josh Gad

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Notre dame gargoyles spinoff Netflix series?!

    Suddenly everyone crying out for a revival of Disney's Gargoyles starts looking nervously at their monkey's paws

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Live action aristocats remake

    Go whole hog on racist chinese cat

  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    I'm watching Incredibles 2

    gee whiz Sarah Vowell is kicking the shit out of this script

    After spiderverse it’s really easy to forget that Incredibles 2 also came out last year and was very good.

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I mainly remember all the elastigirl thirst

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Shorty wrote: »
    I mainly remember all the elastigirl thirst

    This was so prevalent that the main adjective I associate with that film is "creepy"

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Live action aristocats remake

    Go whole hog on racist chinese cat

    Aristocats but it’s the Aristocrats.

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Yeah Incredibles 2 just came out on netflix last week I think, real good.

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  • MuzzmuzzMuzzmuzz Registered User regular
    I still don't know why Disney thought it would be smart to remake a movie that's practically perfect, and was perfectly cast. Robin Williams IS the GENIE.

    Unless they're going for copyright shenanigans.... "Oh look, it's 20XX, but since we remade all these disney movies, the copyright has been extended"

  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Muzzmuzz wrote: »
    I still don't know why Disney thought it would be smart to remake a movie that's practically perfect, and was perfectly cast. Robin Williams IS the GENIE.

    Unless they're going for copyright shenanigans.... "Oh look, it's 20XX, but since we remade all these disney movies, the copyright has been extended"

    It IS smart is the thing. These movies are low effort guaranteed hits. At least they have been so far.

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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    The Lion King is going to make a trillion dollars

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Muzzmuzz wrote: »
    I still don't know why Disney thought it would be smart to remake a movie that's practically perfect, and was perfectly cast. Robin Williams IS the GENIE.

    Unless they're going for copyright shenanigans.... "Oh look, it's 20XX, but since we remade all these disney movies, the copyright has been extended"

    They have fucked with copyright law so much that anything made in the last seventy years is not in danger of entering the public domain.

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I just watched Incredibles 2. And that was basically just Incredibles 1 huh?

    Also how in a rush were they with those new superhero designs? Those were like something I'd expect in a Disney straight to dvd sequel in level of care of design.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I dunno, I thought barf guy and owl guy were good

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    also the themes it's exploring are pretty different, I like it a lot

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    the themes of incredibles 2 are more avout our societies relationship to hero worship i thought

    it felt pretty differrent to me

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    it also had one of the raddest chase scenes I've seen in a really long time

  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    i bet a robin hood movie would finally make money again if they did a live action version of the disney one and brought that fuckable fox man into the third dimension

    Look, I won’t lie

    I would 100% see a CGI remake of that Robin Hood movie

    Like, the fox in Zootopia was most of the way there already

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    edited February 2019
    I think Incredibles 2 could have explored those new themes in a lot stronger format without effectively resetting the characters and following beats that hewed too close to the first.

    Gustav on
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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    What if instead of just CGI-ing scarily too-real anthropomorphic animal people, the roles were all played by people but they were wearing costuming to represent the animals from the original?

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  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    Oh yeah, like the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie! Sure! What could go wrong?

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Oh yeah, like the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie! Sure! What could go wrong?

    Nothing is wrong with the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles though

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Oh yeah, like the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie! Sure! What could go wrong?

    If the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was just people wearing turtle shells on their backs, sure

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Oh yeah, like the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie! Sure! What could go wrong?

    Nothing is wrong with the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles though

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Oh yeah, like the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie! Sure! What could go wrong?

    Nothing is wrong with the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles though

    Last week I was really bummed out cause my grandmother passed, and that is my comfort movie so I was watching it (its still perfect)

    My wife made the EXTREMELY UNWISE assertion that she did not, in fact, believe I could quote the whole film

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    What if instead of just CGI-ing scarily too-real anthropomorphic animal people, the roles were all played by people but they were wearing costuming to represent the animals from the original?

    An unironic yes, and also a hell yes to whatever creepy fox mask someone manages to find in the time it takes me to post this.

  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Oh yeah, like the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie! Sure! What could go wrong?

    Nothing is wrong with the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles though

    I know! That's why this is a great idea

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    My brain is soup and I cannot read tones anymore dangit

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