Witness the beginning of a [movies] thread

Zonugal · February 11

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

I have had kids literally jump over me as they walked down the seat "aisles" by stepping from arm rest to arm rest over the actual seat part of the seat, regardless of whether it was occupied

I have had this happen twice

Are your movie theaters an active portal to hell?

Mr. G · February 11

The only appropriate theater response to Broly is telling which characters to go

DJ Eebs · February 11

the worst thing that's happened with kids in a movie theater for me was when my friends and I went to see one of the Matrix sequels and my buddy turns around and goes, "uh, did you know you brought your child to an R rated movie? what's wrong with you"

Chincymcchilla · February 11

Zonugal wrote: »

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

I have had kids literally jump over me as they walked down the seat "aisles" by stepping from arm rest to arm rest over the actual seat part of the seat, regardless of whether it was occupied

I have had this happen twice

Are your movie theaters an active portal to hell?

Pretty much

The list of horrific movie theater shit I have is very very long

One time two kids had a "who can scream louder" competition and when an usher asked the mother to please remove them she told him to go fuck himself

Straightzi · February 11

I'm mostly upset about Velvet Buzzsaw because I would have watched either movie.

You want to make Best in Show but with high art? Sure, that sounds fun, I too have a love/hate relationship with art and artists.

You want to make Final Destination but with a supernatural art gallery? Hell yes, that is entirely my shit.

But the in-between is really disappointing.

Zonugal · February 11

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

Zonugal wrote: »

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

I have had kids literally jump over me as they walked down the seat "aisles" by stepping from arm rest to arm rest over the actual seat part of the seat, regardless of whether it was occupied

I have had this happen twice

Are your movie theaters an active portal to hell?

Pretty much

The list of horrific movie theater shit I have is very very long

One time two kids had a "who can scream louder" competition and when an usher asked the mother to please remove them she told him to go fuck himself

And then the usher told them to leave, right?

RIGHT???

Shorty · February 11

alright I made it an hour and change, this movie is just...it's so boring

Tube · February 11

There was a kid who actively improved my showing of enter the spiderverse with his outraged commentary like

"did that guy just beat Spider-Man to death? Why did you bring me to this movie?!"

Chincymcchilla · February 11

Zonugal wrote: »

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

Zonugal wrote: »

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

I have had kids literally jump over me as they walked down the seat "aisles" by stepping from arm rest to arm rest over the actual seat part of the seat, regardless of whether it was occupied

I have had this happen twice

Are your movie theaters an active portal to hell?

Pretty much

The list of horrific movie theater shit I have is very very long

One time two kids had a "who can scream louder" competition and when an usher asked the mother to please remove them she told him to go fuck himself

And then the usher told them to leave, right?

RIGHT???

No he got scared and left

Rorshach Kringle · February 11

i have never had a bad experience in a theater, other than when i saw the evil dead remake and people were laughing very hard at things that were not jokes

Chincymcchilla · February 11

Rorshach Kringle wrote: »

i have never had a bad experience in a theater, other than when i saw the evil dead remake and people were laughing very hard at things that were not jokes

Every time I go to an MCU movie people laugh and cheer whenever a woman gets punched

Chincymcchilla · February 11

There's a reason I only go to 10 AM showings on sunday any more

Mr. G · February 11

when I saw Wolf of Wall Street a group of people angrily stormed out when there was a 3 second shot implying there had been an all-male orgy

the movie that opens with DiCaprio doing coke off a woman's ass

Zonugal · February 11

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

Zonugal wrote: »

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

Zonugal wrote: »

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

I have had kids literally jump over me as they walked down the seat "aisles" by stepping from arm rest to arm rest over the actual seat part of the seat, regardless of whether it was occupied

I have had this happen twice

Are your movie theaters an active portal to hell?

Pretty much

The list of horrific movie theater shit I have is very very long

One time two kids had a "who can scream louder" competition and when an usher asked the mother to please remove them she told him to go fuck himself

And then the usher told them to leave, right?

RIGHT???

No he got scared and left

The coward!

tynic · February 11

Only female-presenting arses are legitimate orgy material

... ok that started as satire but now I depressed myself.

Gustav · February 11

My theater stories are edging into the same level of unbelievable as my dating stories

tynic · February 11

related: I logged onto Tumblr for the first time in god knows how long and had one of those popups that warned me 'some of my posts may violate terms of service and are now hidden'
which was no big surprise, pretty much all my christmas cards are one fingerslip away from a prostate exam

... except you wanna know what actually got flagged? Three photos of my knee and one of a wasp bite on my arm.

OmnipotentBagel · February 11

tynic wrote: »

Only female-presenting arses are legitimate orgy material

... ok that started as satire but now I depressed myself.

and the viewer is the one who judges the presentation

Rorshach Kringle · February 11

so lewd

Solar · February 11

Chincy goes to see movies in hell, I see

sounds bloody awful

SirEtchwarts · February 11

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

Rorshach Kringle wrote: »

i have never had a bad experience in a theater, other than when i saw the evil dead remake and people were laughing very hard at things that were not jokes

Every time I go to an MCU movie people laugh and cheer whenever a woman gets punched

What

What the fuck

I know this is a common discussion topic here, but everytime you share a new movie theater story it's the new worst thing I've ever heard

OmnipotentBagel · February 11

It's the Chincy curse. He loves movies and therefore the universe conspires to make what should be the ideal setting for experiencing them a living hell.

OmnipotentBagel · February 11

It's like how he loves being alive but hates all the basic everyday components of staying alive.

Chincymcchilla · February 11

SirEtchwarts wrote: »

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

Rorshach Kringle wrote: »

i have never had a bad experience in a theater, other than when i saw the evil dead remake and people were laughing very hard at things that were not jokes

Every time I go to an MCU movie people laugh and cheer whenever a woman gets punched

What

What the fuck

I know this is a common discussion topic here, but everytime you share a new movie theater story it's the new worst thing I've ever heard

its usually accompanied by some exclamation including the b word

Chincymcchilla · February 11

OmnipotentBagel wrote: »

It's like how he loves being alive but hates all the basic everyday components of staying alive.

breathing is pretty okay?

OmnipotentBagel · February 11

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

OmnipotentBagel wrote: »

It's like how he loves being alive but hates all the basic everyday components of staying alive.

breathing is pretty okay?

You need a machine to help you do that like 40% of the time!

Zonugal · February 11

An accurate look into Chincy's local movie-theater.

Chincymcchilla · February 11

OmnipotentBagel wrote: »

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

OmnipotentBagel wrote: »

It's like how he loves being alive but hates all the basic everyday components of staying alive.

breathing is pretty okay?

You need a machine to help you do that like 40% of the time!

thats not the sleep robots fault, lexi

BlankZoe · February 11

Phil Lord and Chris Miller are set to direct Last Human for Sony, an adaptation of a children's book coming out later this year which stars 3 robots in a distant post-human future who stumble upon a human child kept in stasis in an underground bunker.

Rorshach Kringle · February 11

the best movie going experience i ever had was seeing friday the 13th (2009) with an insanely rowdy crowd, yelling at the screen and everything

it's like everyone showed up with the same understanding that we need to yell at these stupid teens

DarkPrimus · February 11

Zonugal wrote: »

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

Zonugal wrote: »

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

Zonugal wrote: »

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

I have had kids literally jump over me as they walked down the seat "aisles" by stepping from arm rest to arm rest over the actual seat part of the seat, regardless of whether it was occupied

I have had this happen twice

Are your movie theaters an active portal to hell?

Pretty much

The list of horrific movie theater shit I have is very very long

One time two kids had a "who can scream louder" competition and when an usher asked the mother to please remove them she told him to go fuck himself

And then the usher told them to leave, right?

RIGHT???

No he got scared and left

The coward!

Being able to tell a shitty asshole that they have to leave is one of the so very few pleasures you can derive from a service job. And it's even better if you work at a movie theater because they don't get a refund!

Obviously, this person is not cut out to work there.

Tube · February 11

Audience reaction made my experience watching Get Out maybe three times better

Fencingsax · February 11

Shorty wrote: »

alright I made it an hour and change, this movie is just...it's so boring

I lost track. which movie?

Shorty · February 11

Fencingsax wrote: »

Shorty wrote: »

alright I made it an hour and change, this movie is just...it's so boring

I lost track. which movie?

velvet buzzsaw

Knight_ · February 11

and i thought the last two movies i went to having a little bit noisy kids was bad

i didn't know how good i had it

3clipse · February 11

The theater I was in all bursting into cheers when Godzilla finally breath weapon-d the MUTO for the first time was a pretty great movie experience.

Brainleech · February 11

I felt the last Godzilla movie was well lame. For various reasons in the movie I feel you cannot do a Western style Godzilla

DarkPrimus · February 11

Brainleech wrote: »

I felt the last Godzilla movie was well lame. For various reasons in the movie I feel you cannot do a Western style Godzilla

Godzilla: "SKREE-YONK!"

Subtitled: "This town isn't big enough for the both of us, Ghidorah!"

Ketar · February 11

Brovid Hasselsmof wrote: »

Shorty wrote: »

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

Rorshach Kringle wrote: »

actually it would be cool if adaptions would chill out for a second

this take is cold as ice but dang it'd be cool to see a blockbuster based on an original screenplay sometimes

Let me tell you about Jupiter Ascending

I like this movie

it's trying to be Star Wars for people who are really into Sailor Moon and that's a really neat idea

overall it's just too weird not to love

Bees don't lie.

Bees

Don't

Lie.