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The [Marvel] Thread: Now in WandaVision!

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Delduwath wrote: »
    I only seem to find motivation to do things when there's a deadline. If I have eternity to get my shit together, it'll never happen
    But think of how many "Cat chasing after a laser pointer" or "Dominos falling in a vaguely impressive way" time-waster videos you'll watch as a means of procrastinating. Eventually you'll just be like the most important source of knowledge of trash culture; people will travel from around the world to ask you about that one video with the balloon popping in slow motion.

    I wouldn't dare encroach on AJ's turf like that

    good

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  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Yeah no its one of the three. Not all three.

    I will not be "That immoral guy in the cowboy hat"

    I feel like the healing factor is a really important thing to have if you want the claws, but you do you.

  • I ZimbraI Zimbra Worst song, played on ugliest guitar Registered User regular
    Delduwath wrote: »
    Oh God, this wiki page is perfect
    Powers
    Cocaine Touch: Touching Snowflame was sufficient to give the Floronic Man a contact high.
    Comics are wild.

    Cocaine Touch is my favorite Pusha T song.

  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    Bobble wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Yeah no its one of the three. Not all three.

    I will not be "That immoral guy in the cowboy hat"

    I feel like the healing factor is a really important thing to have if you want the claws, but you do you.

    Might make you think twice before wantonly ending a person's life with your totally cool claws!

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Gail Simone is going to write Iron Man for the War of the Realms tie-in arc

    https://www.cbr.com/iron-man-war-of-the-realms-gail-simone-interview/

  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Yeah no its one of the three. Not all three.

    I will not be "That immoral guy in the cowboy hat"

    "I get to be immortal and you're giving me a free hat?!"

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Gail Simone is going to write Iron Man for the War of the Realms tie-in arc

    https://www.cbr.com/iron-man-war-of-the-realms-gail-simone-interview/
    This does not surprise me, Dan Slott has something going on because all of his books have been getting delayed for months now and Jim Zub just joined Iron Man as co-writer for issues that were already solicited

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  • NarbusNarbus Registered User regular
    I think more DC characters vape as a general rule

    Jason Todd absolutely vapes, for instance

    Booster Gold 100% vapes.

    Honestly, after maybe two beers I'll be arguing that Skeets is just his really advanced vape pen.

  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    If it’s not the return of the iron Iron Man I’m gonna be real disappointed

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  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    Gambit 100% vapes.

    Bobby Drake tried it as a joke but no one laughed so he gave it up.

  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Cyclops vapes, but only in secret.

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Jamie Madrox is in a quantum vaping state

    Some dupes do and some do not

  • PhasenPhasen Hell WorldRegistered User regular
    Besides, the healing factor would keep him from getting addicted to nicotine anyway, so it doesn’t even make sense for him to smoke.

    Healing factor cures addiction? That is some next level mutant power. Is the healing factor sentient? What other brain manipulating powers does it have? Can it cure Wolverine from saying bub all the damn time?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Phasen wrote: »
    Besides, the healing factor would keep him from getting addicted to nicotine anyway, so it doesn’t even make sense for him to smoke.

    Healing factor cures addiction? That is some next level mutant power. Is the healing factor sentient? What other brain manipulating powers does it have? Can it cure Wolverine from saying bub all the damn time?

    His healing power is such that he doesn’t even feel the effects of most drugs or alcohol.

    Saying that he doesn’t have addiction because of it is the tiniest of leaps.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • PhasenPhasen Hell WorldRegistered User regular
    edited February 2019
    Phasen wrote: »
    Besides, the healing factor would keep him from getting addicted to nicotine anyway, so it doesn’t even make sense for him to smoke.

    Healing factor cures addiction? That is some next level mutant power. Is the healing factor sentient? What other brain manipulating powers does it have? Can it cure Wolverine from saying bub all the damn time?

    His healing power is such that he doesn’t even feel the effects of most drugs or alcohol.

    Saying that he doesn’t have addiction because of it is the tiniest of leaps.

    As a man of science I want to know how many hours of smoking cigars it would take for Logan to develop an addiction to nicotine.

    And then how long it would take for his healing factor to realize wolverine is a big dumb idiot and fix the addiction.

    Phasen on
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  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    I feel like I’ve read comics were wolverine was drunk off his ass.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Presumably, it prevents him from having addiction in the first place

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Jamie Madrox is in a quantum vaping state

    Some dupes do and some do not

    If he makes a bunch of dupes, they all get high as shit and then recombine, would the subjective experience of each dupe's high get combined on top of one other for a mega-high or would they just average out?

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  • PhasenPhasen Hell WorldRegistered User regular
    Can wolverine get blasted on Fentanyl and then not feel any of the repercussions? Would a bane venom type apparatus pumping that sweet sweet fent in his veins cause him to get addicted?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I mean I am immune to fentanyl.

    Wolverines factor is supposed to remove toxins and additives quickly from his system.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    So painkillers don't work?

    ._.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    No. Just Fentanyl.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • PhasenPhasen Hell WorldRegistered User regular
    Can wolverine get addicted to video games or pornography? Marvel get back at me I got a Wolvie story to tell and it only uses the word cuck once and not derisively.

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  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    Sorry was referring to wolverine's healing factor.

    But yeah sorry that sucks.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    darunia106 wrote: »
    Sorry was referring to wolverine's healing factor.

    But yeah sorry that sucks.

    Oh.

    Yeah, painkillers don’t work on him.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Phasen wrote: »
    Can wolverine get addicted to video games or pornography? Marvel get back at me I got a Wolvie story to tell and it only uses the word cuck once and not derisively.

    Those are a purely psychological addiction, rather than a chemical one, so yes, absolutely. Clearly psychological addiction has an effect on him - that's why he still maintains the oral fixation that was fostered by decades of smoking.

  • never dienever die Registered User regular
    Jamie Madrox is in a quantum vaping state

    Some dupes do and some do not

    If he makes a bunch of dupes, they all get high as shit and then recombine, would the subjective experience of each dupe's high get combined on top of one other for a mega-high or would they just average out?

    You are asking the real questions Bagel

  • PhasenPhasen Hell WorldRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Phasen wrote: »
    Can wolverine get addicted to video games or pornography? Marvel get back at me I got a Wolvie story to tell and it only uses the word cuck once and not derisively.

    Those are a purely psychological addiction, rather than a chemical one, so yes, absolutely. Clearly psychological addiction has an effect on him - that's why he still maintains the oral fixation that was fostered by decades of smoking.

    Ho.. how does this oral fixation manifest?

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    He's always chewing on straws or toothpicks now

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Phasen wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Phasen wrote: »
    Can wolverine get addicted to video games or pornography? Marvel get back at me I got a Wolvie story to tell and it only uses the word cuck once and not derisively.

    Those are a purely psychological addiction, rather than a chemical one, so yes, absolutely. Clearly psychological addiction has an effect on him - that's why he still maintains the oral fixation that was fostered by decades of smoking.

    Ho.. how does this oral fixation manifest?

    pack of bubblicious a day

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Jamie Madrox is in a quantum vaping state

    Some dupes do and some do not

    If he makes a bunch of dupes, they all get high as shit and then recombine, would the subjective experience of each dupe's high get combined on top of one other for a mega-high or would they just average out?

    It would depend on the author

    In some cases he takes on the physical effects of each dupe's life, that's why he has the dumb m tattoo

    So my assumption is that if he did it all at once he would get completely fucked up

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Alternately, it might function as a form of his absorbing dupes to heal himself, and given the relationship drugs have with supernatural healing as exhibited in Wolverine, the healing ability would counteract the effects of the drugs and just kind of even out into a slight buzz.

  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Phasen wrote: »
    Can wolverine get addicted to video games or pornography? Marvel get back at me I got a Wolvie story to tell and it only uses the word cuck once and not derisively.

    Those are a purely psychological addiction, rather than a chemical one, so yes, absolutely. Clearly psychological addiction has an effect on him - that's why he still maintains the oral fixation that was fostered by decades of smoking.

    But your BRAIN is full of CHEMICALS.

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  • PhasenPhasen Hell WorldRegistered User regular
    edited February 2019
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    He's always chewing on straws or toothpicks now

    Ah I just figured that was part of his cowboy schtick. Are there many canadian cowboys out there?

    edit* there is literally a canadian cowboy magazine.

    Phasen on
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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Phasen wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    He's always chewing on straws or toothpicks now

    Ah I just figured that was part of his cowboy schtick. Are there many canadian cowboys out there?

    Yes.

    Canada is big and empty and people have filled that space with cows.

  • PhasenPhasen Hell WorldRegistered User regular
    Phasen wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Phasen wrote: »
    Can wolverine get addicted to video games or pornography? Marvel get back at me I got a Wolvie story to tell and it only uses the word cuck once and not derisively.

    Those are a purely psychological addiction, rather than a chemical one, so yes, absolutely. Clearly psychological addiction has an effect on him - that's why he still maintains the oral fixation that was fostered by decades of smoking.

    Ho.. how does this oral fixation manifest?

    pack of bubblicious a day

    Logan chewing on bubblicious gum muttering bub all the while.

    psn: PhasenWeeple
  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Phasen wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Phasen wrote: »
    Can wolverine get addicted to video games or pornography? Marvel get back at me I got a Wolvie story to tell and it only uses the word cuck once and not derisively.

    Those are a purely psychological addiction, rather than a chemical one, so yes, absolutely. Clearly psychological addiction has an effect on him - that's why he still maintains the oral fixation that was fostered by decades of smoking.

    Ho.. how does this oral fixation manifest?

    pack of bubblicious a day

    nah dude

    it's all about that bubble tape

    six feet of bubblegum

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  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    They've done stories where Logan's healing factor makes him forget traumatic memories, right? We were talking about this earlier in the thread, I believe?

    So, I feel like if we establish that as a given, it's not much of a stretch to say that the healing factor will cure psychological addictions as well, provided they are actively harmful (so now all we need to do is define "actively harmful", ez-pz).

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Delduwath wrote: »
    They've done stories where Logan's healing factor makes him forget traumatic memories, right? We were talking about this earlier in the thread, I believe?

    So, I feel like if we establish that as a given, it's not much of a stretch to say that the healing factor will cure psychological addictions as well, provided they are actively harmful (so now all we need to do is define "actively harmful", ez-pz).

    We don’t.

    His body does.

    Hi, I have the real life version of a healing factor and it sucks.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Logan's healing factor hasn't caused him to forget traumatic memories, he just represses that shit and lies about it and says its his healing factor because he's too poisoned by toxic masculinity to admit that he has any issues

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