when I worked at Gamestop I occasionally got kids trying to prank call me
the thing is though, kids are fuckin' stupid and have no chill, so their only joke was to call and ask for a game they were certain didn't exist, but which actually did:
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can you tell me *stifled laughter* if uhhh you have Halo 4"
"no, that's not out until November."
"uhhhhhhhhh um how about uhhh Halo 5"
"no, they haven't announced it yet."
"uhhh...yeah. right. okay, bye."
I loved getting prank calls at gamestop because literally no one in the world could out deadpan me at the time
Plus everyone at my store hated their jobs and there were rarely any customers in the store, so we would always match the vulgarity of the call and then one up it. It wasn't uncommon to hear something like "oh yeah? And how big exactly is your dick?" and just nod at the coworker on the phone
can anyone out deadpan you now?
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can anyone out deadpan mr. garlic bread at any point in his entire life?
A lady once asked me if Wii balls were out yet.
She refused to believe they were an April fools joke in a magazine and that her teen son was a fuckhead.
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Just for Laughs Gags gang basically perfected the harmless prank for the most part. (Rare backfires seem to all be from the best in humanity like someone diving in a pond to randomly save a strangers fake phone that wasn't even part of the prank)
Not letting me find any on phone atm to post some clips
Fuck that's like exactly how they get you cause I'm immediately down to watch this chick just become Australian to win this god awful tv show.
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The only Crank Yankers I really laughed at was Bobcat Goldthwaite calling to sign into a talent agency as an impressionist.
He tells the guy he can impersonate Bobcat Goldthwaite and does this over the top impersonation of himself all "Blaraaarghh I'm Bobcat Goldthwaite, I was in Police Academy!"
The talent agency isn't impressed and asks if he can do anyone else like Christopher Walken.
Bobcat goes "Yeah sure. Blaraaarghh I'm Christopher Walken!" in the exact same voice and I just lose it every time.
Bob's Burgers was renewed, so it will survive the Disney-Fox merger. So was Simpsons and Family Guy, but you take the good with the bad
These were renewed pre merger. I suspect Bobs would live either way but I doubt Disney will keep any of these on fox next time theyre up for renewal. Simpsons in particular
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when I worked at Gamestop I occasionally got kids trying to prank call me
the thing is though, kids are fuckin' stupid and have no chill, so their only joke was to call and ask for a game they were certain didn't exist, but which actually did:
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can you tell me *stifled laughter* if uhhh you have Halo 4"
"no, that's not out until November."
"uhhhhhhhhh um how about uhhh Halo 5"
"no, they haven't announced it yet."
"uhhh...yeah. right. okay, bye."
I loved getting prank calls at gamestop because literally no one in the world could out deadpan me at the time
Plus everyone at my store hated their jobs and there were rarely any customers in the store, so we would always match the vulgarity of the call and then one up it. It wasn't uncommon to hear something like "oh yeah? And how big exactly is your dick?" and just nod at the coworker on the phone
can anyone out deadpan you now?
You're right. I should play Captain Holt and Kevin's somehow son on B99
when I worked at Gamestop I occasionally got kids trying to prank call me
the thing is though, kids are fuckin' stupid and have no chill, so their only joke was to call and ask for a game they were certain didn't exist, but which actually did:
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can you tell me *stifled laughter* if uhhh you have Halo 4"
"no, that's not out until November."
"uhhhhhhhhh um how about uhhh Halo 5"
"no, they haven't announced it yet."
"uhhh...yeah. right. okay, bye."
I loved getting prank calls at gamestop because literally no one in the world could out deadpan me at the time
Plus everyone at my store hated their jobs and there were rarely any customers in the store, so we would always match the vulgarity of the call and then one up it. It wasn't uncommon to hear something like "oh yeah? And how big exactly is your dick?" and just nod at the coworker on the phone
can anyone out deadpan you now?
You're right. I should play Captain Holt and Kevin's somehow son on B99
You can't play Cheddar!
I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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when I worked at Gamestop I occasionally got kids trying to prank call me
the thing is though, kids are fuckin' stupid and have no chill, so their only joke was to call and ask for a game they were certain didn't exist, but which actually did:
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can you tell me *stifled laughter* if uhhh you have Halo 4"
"no, that's not out until November."
"uhhhhhhhhh um how about uhhh Halo 5"
"no, they haven't announced it yet."
"uhhh...yeah. right. okay, bye."
I loved getting prank calls at gamestop because literally no one in the world could out deadpan me at the time
Plus everyone at my store hated their jobs and there were rarely any customers in the store, so we would always match the vulgarity of the call and then one up it. It wasn't uncommon to hear something like "oh yeah? And how big exactly is your dick?" and just nod at the coworker on the phone
can anyone out deadpan you now?
You're right. I should play Captain Holt and Kevin's somehow son on B99
You can't play Cheddar!
Drug trip/fever dream/musical episode where Cheddar talks (and also looks like Garlic Bread wearing dog ears)
when I worked at Gamestop I occasionally got kids trying to prank call me
the thing is though, kids are fuckin' stupid and have no chill, so their only joke was to call and ask for a game they were certain didn't exist, but which actually did:
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can you tell me *stifled laughter* if uhhh you have Halo 4"
"no, that's not out until November."
"uhhhhhhhhh um how about uhhh Halo 5"
"no, they haven't announced it yet."
"uhhh...yeah. right. okay, bye."
I loved getting prank calls at gamestop because literally no one in the world could out deadpan me at the time
Plus everyone at my store hated their jobs and there were rarely any customers in the store, so we would always match the vulgarity of the call and then one up it. It wasn't uncommon to hear something like "oh yeah? And how big exactly is your dick?" and just nod at the coworker on the phone
can anyone out deadpan you now?
You're right. I should play Captain Holt and Kevin's somehow son on B99
You can't play Cheddar!
Drug trip/fever dream/musical episode where Cheddar talks (and also looks like Garlic Bread wearing dog ears)
It's like you have no imagination
Like my Uncles Kevin and Raymond I proudly leave imagination to the professionals
I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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when I worked at Gamestop I occasionally got kids trying to prank call me
the thing is though, kids are fuckin' stupid and have no chill, so their only joke was to call and ask for a game they were certain didn't exist, but which actually did:
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can you tell me *stifled laughter* if uhhh you have Halo 4"
"no, that's not out until November."
"uhhhhhhhhh um how about uhhh Halo 5"
"no, they haven't announced it yet."
"uhhh...yeah. right. okay, bye."
I loved getting prank calls at gamestop because literally no one in the world could out deadpan me at the time
Plus everyone at my store hated their jobs and there were rarely any customers in the store, so we would always match the vulgarity of the call and then one up it. It wasn't uncommon to hear something like "oh yeah? And how big exactly is your dick?" and just nod at the coworker on the phone
can anyone out deadpan you now?
You're right. I should play Captain Holt and Kevin's somehow son on B99
You can't play Cheddar!
Drug trip/fever dream/musical episode where Cheddar talks (and also looks like Garlic Bread wearing dog ears)
It's like you have no imagination
Like my Uncles Kevin and Raymond I proudly leave imagination to the professionals
when I worked at Gamestop I occasionally got kids trying to prank call me
the thing is though, kids are fuckin' stupid and have no chill, so their only joke was to call and ask for a game they were certain didn't exist, but which actually did:
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can you tell me *stifled laughter* if uhhh you have Halo 4"
"no, that's not out until November."
"uhhhhhhhhh um how about uhhh Halo 5"
"no, they haven't announced it yet."
"uhhh...yeah. right. okay, bye."
I loved getting prank calls at gamestop because literally no one in the world could out deadpan me at the time
Plus everyone at my store hated their jobs and there were rarely any customers in the store, so we would always match the vulgarity of the call and then one up it. It wasn't uncommon to hear something like "oh yeah? And how big exactly is your dick?" and just nod at the coworker on the phone
can anyone out deadpan you now?
You're right. I should play Captain Holt and Kevin's somehow son on B99
You can't play Cheddar!
Drug trip/fever dream/musical episode where Cheddar talks (and also looks like Garlic Bread wearing dog ears)
It's like you have no imagination
Like my Uncles Kevin and Raymond I proudly leave imagination to the professionals
Nick Cannon, is that you?!
Gotta stop this bit right here becauae I am way to white to play along
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can anyone out deadpan you now?
She refused to believe they were an April fools joke in a magazine and that her teen son was a fuckhead.
Source: was a teenage son.
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Not letting me find any on phone atm to post some clips
Wait does she keep the bit going?!
He tells the guy he can impersonate Bobcat Goldthwaite and does this over the top impersonation of himself all "Blaraaarghh I'm Bobcat Goldthwaite, I was in Police Academy!"
The talent agency isn't impressed and asks if he can do anyone else like Christopher Walken.
Bobcat goes "Yeah sure. Blaraaarghh I'm Christopher Walken!" in the exact same voice and I just lose it every time.
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I feel like the temptation to just fuck with him and say crazy shit about Australia would be way to high.
Yeah we got chuzzwozzers and gringets. Bloody horrible things, suck you dry they will.
Sir that is extremely racist
Gringets though, that's a good one. Wouldn't hurt a blue ringed bandicoot.
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Apparently she dropped it almost immediately
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G'day mates
Drop bears
Crikey
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How good was the accent when she was doing it, though
Man this show is just one big trade off of whose holding the idiot ball at any given time isnt it
These were renewed pre merger. I suspect Bobs would live either way but I doubt Disney will keep any of these on fox next time theyre up for renewal. Simpsons in particular
Good ol Reg
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You did watch the clip didn't you
Bet you met some right nice Jennies eh? Hung a Eucy with some drop bears if you catch my meaning?
You're right. I should play Captain Holt and Kevin's somehow son on B99
That's The Bachelor in a nutshell
You can't play Cheddar!
Drug trip/fever dream/musical episode where Cheddar talks (and also looks like Garlic Bread wearing dog ears)
It's like you have no imagination
Like my Uncles Kevin and Raymond I proudly leave imagination to the professionals
Nick Cannon, is that you?!
Gotta stop this bit right here becauae I am way to white to play along