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Forget your New Year's diet in the [Bad Food] thread

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Let it never be said that this, the thread where we regularly post photos of fish jello, does not have exacting standards when it comes to food preparation.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Peas wrote: »
    Wuts fish jello?!

    Nothin', what's fish jello with you?

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    This woman must be stopped.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    At least by the title card (or whatever the inactive video image is called) she doesn’t think it’s a good thing.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    This woman must be stopped.

    You can’t stop Emmy

    Emmy does as she wills.

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    4th try, getting better...

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    what am I looking at

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I want to say steak frites but with a different sauce and not served in the traditional way?

    Maybe?

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    what the hell kind of steak are you eating

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    it's a savory crepe...

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I'M JUST GUESSING HERE

    on a second glance I'm going to change my answer to meatloaf actually

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    the cheat wrote: »
    it's a savory crepe...

    wow I was not even remotely close.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    oh!

    yes, I see it now

    now that I know what it is I definitely want to eat it

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    It looks like a stuffed Steak-umm.

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    it had tuna salad and gruyere cheese in it and was delicious.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    caaaaan you bring me one?

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I thought it was steak at first too. I'm glad it's not steak because that looked like bad steak.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    The shape just makes it look meat-loafy so I can understand that guess.

    But it's certainly better than anything I can make since I plate like a bunch of wildebeests went through my kitchen.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    caaaaan you bring me one?

    no! go find your own!

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Found without comment, posted without further comment.
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2019
    It really seems like people just lost their fucking minds in the 50s.

    I don’t even have a huge problem slamming sweet and savory together as a general rule, but in the 50s it really seems like everyone in America was just replaced with an alien doing their best to pretend like they knew what real human food looked like.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    It looks like a stuffed Steak-umm.

    It looks like some kind of brown bag

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    It looks like a stuffed Steak-umm.

    It looks like some kind of brown bag

    isn't that just what a crepe is, in the end

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    It looks like a stuffed Steak-umm.

    It looks like some kind of brown bag

    isn't that just what a crepe is, in the end

    No a crepe is what you put in a paper bag, set on someone's doorstep, then set alight before ringing the doorbell and running away.

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    the cheat wrote: »
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    the cheat wrote: »
    crêpes are fuckin trés difficile, y'all.

    The trick is to use a thin batter, always add a little butter before starting a new crepe, and don’t feel bad if your first one looks like it was made by a caffeinated toddler. The first crepe always turns out ugly.

    well the batter is the batter, I just gotta get used to it. I could grease the griddle more, I suppose. just need some practice, really.

    It's like riding a bicycle: it goes from 'obviously this is physically impossible' to 'I can do this without even thinking about it' after about 15 mins practice

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Did someone pour banana pudding over two roast chickens half a page up? I'm not sure if I dreamed it and I'm frankly afraid to find out either way.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I was going to say are those banana slices?!

    What the hell

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    Did someone pour banana pudding over two roast chickens half a page up? I'm not sure if I dreamed it and I'm frankly afraid to find out either way.
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I was going to say are those banana slices?!

    What the hell

    America.

    Somewhere between the 50’s and 70’s.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited February 2019
    V1m wrote: »
    Did someone pour banana pudding over two roast chickens half a page up? I'm not sure if I dreamed it and I'm frankly afraid to find out either way.
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I was going to say are those banana slices?!

    What the hell

    America.

    Somewhere between the 50’s and 70’s.

    More reason to oppose people that call those americas glory days

    King Riptor on
    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Listen, the Partial Test Ban Treaty didn't happen for no reason.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2019
    #pipe wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    It looks like a stuffed Steak-umm.

    It looks like some kind of brown bag

    isn't that just what a crepe is, in the end

    No a crepe is what you put in a paper bag, set on someone's doorstep, then set alight before ringing the doorbell and running away.

    Now that's a crap.

    A crepe is a piece of outerwear often worn by superheroes

    #pipe on
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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    It looks like a stuffed Steak-umm.

    It looks like some kind of brown bag

    isn't that just what a crepe is, in the end

    No a crepe is what you put in a paper bag, set on someone's doorstep, then set alight before ringing the doorbell and running away.

    Now that's a crap.

    A crepe is a piece of outerwear often worn by superheroes

    No you're thinking of a cape, crepe is the hit single off of Radiohead's debut album Pablo Honey

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    It looks like a stuffed Steak-umm.

    It looks like some kind of brown bag

    isn't that just what a crepe is, in the end

    No a crepe is what you put in a paper bag, set on someone's doorstep, then set alight before ringing the doorbell and running away.

    Now that's a crap.

    A crepe is a piece of outerwear often worn by superheroes

    No you're thinking of a cape, crepe is the hit single off of Radiohead's debut album Pablo Honey

    No that was Creep, a crepe is something you wear on your head.

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    I went to the grocery store this morning and discovered that Taco Bell has branched out into pre-shredded cheese. They have "Taco Night" which is just shredded mild cheddar, a breakfast blend with bacon flavor, a green chili one that seemed fine, and ranch dressing flavored shredded cheese.

    Ranch

    Cheese

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    It looks like a stuffed Steak-umm.

    It looks like some kind of brown bag

    isn't that just what a crepe is, in the end

    No a crepe is what you put in a paper bag, set on someone's doorstep, then set alight before ringing the doorbell and running away.

    Now that's a crap.

    A crepe is a piece of outerwear often worn by superheroes

    No you're thinking of a cape, crepe is the hit single off of Radiohead's debut album Pablo Honey

    No that was Creep, a crepe is something you wear on your head.

    No that's a cap, a piece of headgear.

    A crepe is a small to medium size waterway that may dry in the longer hotter Summer seasons.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    It looks like a stuffed Steak-umm.

    It looks like some kind of brown bag

    isn't that just what a crepe is, in the end

    No a crepe is what you put in a paper bag, set on someone's doorstep, then set alight before ringing the doorbell and running away.

    Now that's a crap.

    A crepe is a piece of outerwear often worn by superheroes

    No you're thinking of a cape, crepe is the hit single off of Radiohead's debut album Pablo Honey

    No that was Creep, a crepe is something you wear on your head.

    No that's a cap, a piece of headgear.

    A crepe is a small to medium size waterway that may dry in the longer hotter Summer seasons.

    No you're thinking of a creek. Crepe is a game where you make wagers on the outcome of rolling a pair of dice.

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