My dad grumps about my brother's dog all the time ("I told him not to get a dog" and "this dog is so expensive" and "I'm always taking care of this dog--it lives here and I didn't want it"), but he's the reason the dog is spoiled.
This is why a dog is the best possible gift for a dad. They get a loving companion and something to complain about.
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
How can people hate guinea pigs? Fuckin' look at this guy!
What about when they don't have hair?
I'm really not sure if this is better, worse or just weirdly adorable.
This looks like a political cartoon of an offended rich person
How hard do you think it would be to train one of these to wear a monocle and/or a top hat?
Harder than to simply photoshop them in.
"The western world sips from a poisonous cocktail: Polarisation, populism, protectionism and post-truth"
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
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Werewolf2000adSuckers, I know exactly what went wrong.Registered Userregular
JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
Hey. Hey, cat.
Don't.
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
i heard once that cats can more easily survive falls from that sort of height versus, say, the top story of a 2-story house or something, because they like flatten out and use their little armpits like a wingsuit
still though. friggin cats, ugh. they've got the self preservation instincts of russian teenagers.
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
also i just found out that kirby is only 8 inches tall so that's a fact that i'm better off knowing.
Does not give the same villain-vibe as a white cat.
"The western world sips from a poisonous cocktail: Polarisation, populism, protectionism and post-truth"
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
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Kevin CristI make the devil hit his kneesand say the 'our father'Registered Userregular
Although the perma-surprised expression can't have helped him in villain-pet-school.
"The western world sips from a poisonous cocktail: Polarisation, populism, protectionism and post-truth"
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
Youtube why the heck are you recommending dog agility videos to me? When have I ever shown interest in that?
Oh, you looked into my soul and saw that nothing in this world could delight me more than seeing Very Excited Very Smart Dags Being Really Good At Their Very Fun Job? Ok then, carry on.
Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
I always wanna ridicule cats for eating deadly plants ("you don't even eat those you're like an obligate carnivore dummy!") but then I remembered that I think molten glass looks delicious so.
Youtube why the heck are you recommending dog agility videos to me?
So I started using chrome and youtube definitely uses your browsing history to recommend videos to you.
I also think they put some spyware on my computer for the same reason. They definitely know when I've watched certain movies from my dvd drive and played certain games without ever searching for these things on youtube itself.
Bedlam on
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webguy20I spend too much time on the InternetRegistered Userregular
I always wanna ridicule cats for eating deadly plants ("you don't even eat those you're like an obligate carnivore dummy!") but then I remembered that I think molten glass looks delicious so.
One of the cats loves carbs. We have to make sure all bread like products are safely high up in cabinets. I've chased her around the house before while she had a hamburger bun in her mouth.
I always wanna ridicule cats for eating deadly plants ("you don't even eat those you're like an obligate carnivore dummy!") but then I remembered that I think molten glass looks delicious so.
Huh, it kinda does, doesn't it. I wonder if that's the origin of the idea for jalebi
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augustwhere you come from is goneRegistered Userregular
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This is why a dog is the best possible gift for a dad. They get a loving companion and something to complain about.
This looks like a political cartoon of an offended rich person
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
How hard do you think it would be to train one of these to wear a monocle and/or a top hat?
Harder than to simply photoshop them in.
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
EVERYBODY WANTS TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR, MEG!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugrorl-eJm0
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
look we all love Video Killed the Radio Star but this isn't the time!
Long boi does a smooch:
Flippy ninja:
EVERYBODY WANTS TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR, MEG!
https://youtu.be/AZS5cgybKcI
nope.cat
Don't.
still though. friggin cats, ugh. they've got the self preservation instincts of russian teenagers.
Olimar is actually shorter I think
also the fact that kirby is so very wee makes the level of threat he regularly deals with even more impressive.
Most of those endbosses are about as big as a small dog going by his scale
"Hello? Yes, this is Cat."
EVERYBODY WANTS TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR, MEG!
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
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Now that gives the same villain-vibe as a white cat.
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
Bork Drive Overload:
Oh, you looked into my soul and saw that nothing in this world could delight me more than seeing Very Excited Very Smart Dags Being Really Good At Their Very Fun Job? Ok then, carry on.
https://youtu.be/hxMsVbFr1Bc
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I also think they put some spyware on my computer for the same reason. They definitely know when I've watched certain movies from my dvd drive and played certain games without ever searching for these things on youtube itself.
One of the cats loves carbs. We have to make sure all bread like products are safely high up in cabinets. I've chased her around the house before while she had a hamburger bun in her mouth.
Origin ID: Discgolfer27
Untappd ID: Discgolfer1981
Huh, it kinda does, doesn't it. I wonder if that's the origin of the idea for jalebi