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Disney [chat]

Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready.We Hunt.Registered User regular
edited March 2019 in Debate and/or Discourse
Watch Disney Movies. Your Corporate Overlords demand it.

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Which one of these Disney movies are you most looking forward to seeing in 2019?

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Disney [chat] 97 votes

Live-Action Kim Possible
3%
TicaldfjamcB557Tumin 3 votes
Live-Action Dumbo
2%
HonkChanus 2 votes
Penguins
0%
Live-Action Aladdin
2%
TcheldorDr. Flamingo 2 votes
Toy Story 4 (the Pixar option)
5%
bloodyroarxxwanderingemnmnmeKruiteKrathoon 5 votes
The Lion King remake
4%
Element BrianVoid SlayerzepherinLostNinja 4 votes
Artemis Fowl
4%
DoodmannArchdiscriderBlameless Cleric 4 votes
Some Marvel or Star Wars Thing
50%
SniperGuyMulysaSemproniusRedTideGarthorDevlin_DragonusQuidRear Admiral ChocoHappylilElfDarkPrimustyrannusTTODewbackJacobkoshPantsBRhesus PositiveRamiThat_GuyshrykejungleroomxBrodyDesktop Hippie 49 votes
All of them, I'll watch ALL THE THINGS!
8%
AimHaphazardJubal77Jobless AnarchistDark Raven XBSoBShadowhopeIlpala 8 votes
Disney is for capitalist chumps, right comrade?
20%
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  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    Some Marvel or Star Wars Thing
    this option feels like cheating but I guess it counts

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Some Marvel or Star Wars Thing
    Apparently the kid in Flight of the Navigator tried to rob a bank as an adult

    Whoops

    https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/flight-navigator-star-arrested-bank-890872

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Toy Story 4 (the Pixar option)
    Live-action Kim Possible? But the 00s nostalgia wave isn't due for another decade.

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    All of them, I'll watch ALL THE THINGS!
    Shut up, there isn't a live action Kim Possible.

    ...R-Right?

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
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    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Live-Action Kim Possible
    I'll watch anything with Alyson Hannigan in it

  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    Toy Story 4 (the Pixar option)
    I need to watch Toy Story 2 and 3.

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Disney is for capitalist chumps, right comrade?
    Elendil what about 2 Froze 2 Flurrious

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Some Marvel or Star Wars Thing
    BEHOLD

    kim-possible.jpg

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Some Marvel or Star Wars Thing
    BEHOLD, AGAAAAAIN
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNRQT9ODqDI&disable_polymer=true

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Disney is for capitalist chumps, right comrade?
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    BEHOLD

    kim-possible.jpg

    Completely unwatchable, her waist isn't the same size as her forearms.

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  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Animated Kim has a tactical turtleneck (tacticalneck) belly shirt

    RL Kim took that turtleneck fabric and reallocated it over her stomach

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    SummaryJudgment wrote: »
    Animated Kim has a tactical turtleneck (tacticalneck) belly shirt

    RL Kim took that turtleneck fabric and reallocated it over her stomach

    Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Disney is for capitalist chumps, right comrade?
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    BEHOLD

    kim-possible.jpg

    Someone translate

    I assume a lot of younger dudes than me have confused boners re: this

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    BEHOLD

    kim-possible.jpg

    Someone translate

    I assume a lot of younger dudes than me have confused boners re: this

    "Confused"

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Live-Action Dumbo
    live action dumbo tho

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    They also turned her bandolier into a Nintendo Switch holder

    In case she needs to blue shell a bitch during a rooftop party

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Live-Action Dumbo
    wait there is a new dumbo and it's in theaters now

    wtf

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Artemis Fowl
    This is a trash poll and you know it.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Some Marvel or Star Wars Thing
    Chanus wrote: »
    wait there is a new dumbo and it's in theaters now

    wtf

    And got barely any press

    it's gonna bomb

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Toy Story 4 (the Pixar option)
    Chanus wrote: »
    wait there is a new dumbo and it's in theaters now

    wtf

    Please consider that you might not be the target audience for that film.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    SummaryJudgment wrote: »
    They also turned her bandolier into a Nintendo Switch holder

    In case she needs to blue shell a bitch during a rooftop party

    That’s actually her glucometer and insulin vials. She’s a type 1 diabetic.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Live-Action Dumbo
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    wait there is a new dumbo and it's in theaters now

    wtf

    And got barely any press

    it's gonna bomb

    they probably cut out all the good parts like the scene where dumbo gets shitwasted or the supremely racist crows

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Live-Action Dumbo
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    wait there is a new dumbo and it's in theaters now

    wtf

    Please consider that you might not be the target audience for that film.

    how dare you

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Hmmm, so I'm interviewing a candidate soon and I have no idea how I'm going to handle it or really evaluate him. He seems to have A LOT of experience and knowledge in stuff that is like 1/3rd of my job, but has 0 experience in the other 2/3rds. I don't think it's stuff that'd be hard to learn (although I probably just think that because I know it) but it just seems like a weird fit but I want to at least give the dude a shot. I guess I'll just try to run him through normal technical questions for the other 2/3rds stuff and see if he prepared for it even though he doesn't have any actual experience.

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  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    SummaryJudgment wrote: »
    They also turned her bandolier into a Nintendo Switch holder

    In case she needs to blue shell a bitch during a rooftop party

    That’s actually her glucometer and insulin vials. She’s a type 1 diabetic.

    Chu tell me more KP canon

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Live-Action Dumbo
    maybe i'm a square but i get uncomfortable with belts that don't even go in the loops

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Live-Action Dumbo
    maybe it's because i don't have hips

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    All of them, I'll watch ALL THE THINGS!
    Oh god.

    Oh I just imagined how hideous the CG is gonna look on the naked mole rat thing.

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    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    SummaryJudgment wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    SummaryJudgment wrote: »
    They also turned her bandolier into a Nintendo Switch holder

    In case she needs to blue shell a bitch during a rooftop party

    That’s actually her glucometer and insulin vials. She’s a type 1 diabetic.

    Chu tell me more KP canon

    She wasn’t vaccinated. Her dog is named Perceval. Her mother is addicted to prescription pills.

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    SummaryJudgment wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    SummaryJudgment wrote: »
    They also turned her bandolier into a Nintendo Switch holder

    In case she needs to blue shell a bitch during a rooftop party

    That’s actually her glucometer and insulin vials. She’s a type 1 diabetic.

    Chu tell me more KP canon

    She wasn’t vaccinated. Her dog is named Perceval. Her mother is addicted to prescription pills.

    Opioids or disassociatives?

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Toy Story 4 (the Pixar option)
    Chanus wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    wait there is a new dumbo and it's in theaters now

    wtf

    Please consider that you might not be the target audience for that film.

    how dare you

    Why not go and watch that delightful new Tyler Perry movie, instead?

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Penguins cannot hope to be as good as Happy Feet snd Happy Feet 2.
    Meanwhile, a couple of krill are in the midst of a swarm. Will is an adventurous and existentialist krill determined to discover what lies beyond the swarm. His boyfriend, Bill, reluctantly follows him to ensure his safety. Once separated from the swarm, Will and Bill realize that krill are at the bottom of the food chain, created to be eaten. Inspired, Will ventures out to evolve and "move up the food chain" by eating a real creature instead of being eaten.
    Ignore the writer saying they weren't gay.
    It would seem even the humble Antarctic krill are not safe from accusations of same-sex bonding, with one New York movie reviewer taking umbrage at the unsavoury behaviour of a pair of krill featured in Happy Feet Two.

    The two tiny krill Bill and Will, voiced by Brad Pitt and Matt Damon, were accused of attempting to engage in and pursue a same-sex relationship. This observation came as something of a shock to myself, as I was a co-writer of the film and the author of the krill scenes, and so found myself tagged as one member of an alleged conspiracy of liberal animators, engaged in the "subliminal same-gender reinforcement" of America's youth.

    Personally, what consenting adult krill get up to in the privacy of their own swarm is not my business, but for the record, the crustaceans in question were not, in the mind of this writer, in any way embroiled in what might be interpreted as a gay bromance.

    Because come on

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=nXl3BCuMCw8
    https://youtube.com/watch?v=pdd9pwmVJQQ

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Live-Action Dumbo
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    wait there is a new dumbo and it's in theaters now

    wtf

    Please consider that you might not be the target audience for that film.

    how dare you

    Why not go and watch that delightful new Tyler Perry movie, instead?

    why doesn't anyone tell me anything

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Live-Action Dumbo
    i guess tbf one can just assume there's a new tyler perry movie out at any given time

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Well, I guess benzos or whatever aren't properly disassociatives

    Fake pill boy here

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i guess tbf one can just assume there's a new tyler perry movie out at any given time

    Gotta respect the hustle tho

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Tyler Perry's Atlanta Claus

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Toy Story 4 (the Pixar option)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJtYVpLAZmI

  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    Toy Story 4 (the Pixar option)
    Dumbo is over dramatic.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Disney is for capitalist chumps, right comrade?
    The live-action dumbo is just film of Robert Iger torturing an elephant for hours

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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