There are two towns near me named “Potter” and “Dix”. A couple decades ago they decided to merge school districts and the new schools were henceforth known as “Potter-Dix”.
While I was in school, the joke was mostly “do you know the kid that goes to “Pot or dicks?” Ha ha ha we are hilarious teenagers.
Now I’ve heard Harry Potter references that are probably more clever bit my rose colored glasses have a difficult time allowing the new stuff supplant the old memories. “Potter-Dix has a really good quidditch team. Also sex joke.” See? Pot or dicks is much better. I’m sure some younger person from around here will be here shortly to defend thei comedy any moment now.
These are real towns that make me chuckle every time I drive by them on the highway.
while talking to my partner, kilimanjaro was somehow mentioned.
"where is kilimanjaro in africa?" they asked offhandedly.
"i think it's in the bridge," i replied.
it took a second to sink in, but it's gonna take a lot to take that memory away from me.
sometimes i'm frightened of this thing that i've become.
A man walks into a resort and the first sign he saw reads, “LOOL AREA!!”
He was confused and asks one of the employees about it.
“Yes, we have this tradition here, we replace the first ‘P’ of any word that starts with P with an ‘L’ because the owner hates the words that starts with letter ‘P’."
The man thought this was strange, but as long as there were no other rules, he’d be fine. The man toured the resort and eventually came upon the cafeteria.
There was a sign which read, “Serving Lierogies and Lork tonight.”
Thinking about the food made the man hungry, so he went around looking for food. Strangely, in cafetaria he only found two signs that read; line for breakfast and line for dinner, both of which were closed since it was 12:30 PM.
Confused and hungry, the man approached the employee and asked, “Where’s the lunchline?”
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Backstreet's Back:That was his heart, not his back.
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maybe it was a heavy heart, so playing with it would hurt your back
Heh butts
While I was in school, the joke was mostly “do you know the kid that goes to “Pot or dicks?” Ha ha ha we are hilarious teenagers.
Now I’ve heard Harry Potter references that are probably more clever bit my rose colored glasses have a difficult time allowing the new stuff supplant the old memories. “Potter-Dix has a really good quidditch team. Also sex joke.” See? Pot or dicks is much better. I’m sure some younger person from around here will be here shortly to defend thei comedy any moment now.
These are real towns that make me chuckle every time I drive by them on the highway.
Ya I wasn't able to resist that one
Dixville Notch, actually, because the writer's room for reality is staffed by hacks.
"where is kilimanjaro in africa?" they asked offhandedly.
"i think it's in the bridge," i replied.
it took a second to sink in, but it's gonna take a lot to take that memory away from me.
sometimes i'm frightened of this thing that i've become.
Sadly all the other horses came in at half past twelve
Just sum.
Very divisive statement. Sure to multiply your detractors. When you get to the root of the problem let me know. I may be able to integrate a solution.
Because they're so secretive...
They know how to spot a shamrock.
"Brochure."
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it's
I like my coffee like I like my women
woof
Two. One to change it, and one to hold the penis. LADDER! I meant ladder.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but you really mean your mother.
But I dont have a barn out back, just this shed.
So I guess Im going to have to get
8-)
A shedland pony.
He was confused and asks one of the employees about it.
“Yes, we have this tradition here, we replace the first ‘P’ of any word that starts with P with an ‘L’ because the owner hates the words that starts with letter ‘P’."
The man thought this was strange, but as long as there were no other rules, he’d be fine. The man toured the resort and eventually came upon the cafeteria.
There was a sign which read, “Serving Lierogies and Lork tonight.”
Thinking about the food made the man hungry, so he went around looking for food. Strangely, in cafetaria he only found two signs that read; line for breakfast and line for dinner, both of which were closed since it was 12:30 PM.
Confused and hungry, the man approached the employee and asked, “Where’s the lunchline?”