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The [NFL] Sucks and I Hate it!

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    They'll be the ones to fix him, I'm sure.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Johnny got claimed by the Memphis Express. Hackenberg's likely out of the league now

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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    There's always the XFL next year.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    edited March 2019
    Mike Singletary will be the one to fix him!

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    He'll walk around without pants on until Johnny agrees to clean up.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2019
    Wait..

    Leveon Bell released a rap album!

    Yes, I will listen to this.

    https://youtu.be/l5CHveqMHLk

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Dolphins signed Fitzpatrick for 2 years

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Retirement looks damn good on Joe Thomas

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I dunno, I like the beard.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    My uncle was never quite that big but he underwent a similar transformation after retirement.

    It’s amazing how much excess weight those guys carry.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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    kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    My uncle was never quite that big but he underwent a similar transformation after retirement.

    It’s amazing how much excess weight those guys carry.

    Did your uncle plow guys into the ground for a living?

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    kilnborn wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    My uncle was never quite that big but he underwent a similar transformation after retirement.

    It’s amazing how much excess weight those guys carry.

    Did your uncle plow guys into the ground for a living?

    Phrasing!

    No he was primarily a longsnapper

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Godspeed, Ngata

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Honestly if Burfict’s career is over now it’s a little easier to watch the NFL

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular


    Blake Bortles and his Facts are going to LA, not Miami as the Bortles Facts account was told

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    I’m not sure Bortles can play anywhere he can’t go to the beach to get a tan on the little borts
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    pyromaniac221pyromaniac221 this just might be an interestin YTRegistered User regular


    Interesting prosecutorial strategy. If you admit guilt in these crimes, we promise not to charge you with them.

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Oh wait, you’re a white billionaire?

    Our bad. Please continue.

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    MadpoetMadpoet Registered User regular
    edited March 2019
    pyromaniac221 wrote: »
    Interesting prosecutorial strategy. If you admit guilt in these crimes, we promise not to charge you with them.

    It doesn't sound that bad. From another article:
    To take advantage of the deal, Kraft and another two dozen men caught up in the sting must agree that they would have been found guilty at trial.

    They would also have to do 100 hours of community service, submit to an STD test, take a class on prostitution and pay court fees.
    So, it wasn't just Kraft that got the deal, and it's not without punishment. Admit guilt, do some restitution, get educated on the problem, and we'll call it even on a charge that wasn't likely to draw a ton of punishment for a first time offender anyways.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2019
    Sounds similar to an Alford Plea.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Let's not kid ourselves into thinking that he'll do a minute of community service, take a class, or any of that other shit. He'll make a show of donating a tax write off to something and that'll be the end of it.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Giants resigned Bennie Fowler!

    Consider the WR position officially taken care of!

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Burfict signing a one year deal with the Raiders.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Rams get old Clay Matthews, 2 years up to $16.75mil

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited March 2019
    lol


    he really thinks he's not guilty and wants it proven despite it being on video that it's him

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    lol


    he really thinks he's not guilty and wants it proven despite it being on video that it's him

    Man to have the privilege and confidence of being given one of the lightest plea deals I've ever seen and still turn it down

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    lol


    he really thinks he's not guilty and wants it proven despite it being on video that it's him

    Man to have the privilege and confidence of being given one of the lightest plea deals I've ever seen and still turn it down

    Well first you have to be a mega rich billionare who is literally friends with one of the most corrupt US administrations ever...

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    H3KnucklesH3Knuckles But we decide which is right and which is an illusion.Registered User regular
    Oh yeah, he probably thinks he'll get a presidential pardon (except he won't cause they only apply to federal crimes).

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    H3Knuckles wrote: »
    Oh yeah, he probably thinks he'll get a presidential pardon (except he won't cause they only apply to federal crimes).

    Well Trump has already bought off a florida DA before, so I'm pretty sure Kraft knows who to pay.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Bucs signed Maral Javadifar and Lori Locust as full-time assistant coaches. They're now the first NFL team with 2 female coaches on staff

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Cool, call me when Jameis is no longer employed by the team

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Now they are saying that Kaep settled for less than 10 million

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Cool. Since his NDA was violated I'm sure his lawyers can release what caused them to settle in the first place.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Wall Street Journal did it, huh

    hmm

    funny how this confidential stuff always seems to leak to stuff rupert murdoch owns, huh

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Colts sign Justin Houston

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    lol


    he really thinks he's not guilty and wants it proven despite it being on video that it's him

    Man to have the privilege and confidence of being given one of the lightest plea deals I've ever seen and still turn it down

    Apparently it was a plea deal offered to Kraft and 24 other defendants and none of them accepted it.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Gronk retired

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »
    Gronk retired

    THANK FUCK

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Smartest decision he's made.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2019
    Gronk?

    First ballot Hofer?

    Gronkowski holds the following records for a tight end in the NFL:

    -Most receptions (23) and receiving yards (297) by a tight end in Super Bowl history

    -Most career postseason yards (1,163) and touchdowns (12) by a tight end (1,163)

    -Most touchdown receptions by a tight end in a single-season (17)

    -Most seasons with 10-plus touchdowns for a tight end (5)

    -Most offensive touchdowns in first two seasons (28, tied with Randy Moss)

    -Most consecutive seasons with 1,000-plus receiving yards by a tight end (4)

    -Most consecutive seasons with 10-plus touchdowns by a tight end (3)

    And there are plenty more.


    Ok... Might have been a stupid question.

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