As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
Options

[Heroes of the Storm] Old Thread.

1868789919298

Posts

  • Options
    DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    milk ducks wrote: »
    omg somebody post something it's been like a thousand hours

    i mean i could threaten to punch more people in the dick but i dunno how well that'd serve as motivation

    DNiDlnb.png
    Battle.net Tag: Dibby#1582
  • Options
    Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2019
    Every time I visit this thread I feel personally attacked.

    :D

    Inquisitor77 on
  • Options
    General_ArmchairGeneral_Armchair Registered User regular
    They're bot games. They're generally free wins anyway. I just like sitting back and going through the motions, but it's not so calming when it's just fighting minions and turrets while the entire enemy team does a square dance on their own Eternal.

    3DS Friend Code:
    Armchair: 4098-3704-2012
  • Options
    milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2019
    Every time I visit this thread I feel personally attacked.

    :D

    Every time I pop into the call of duty thread, no matter how many years it's been, I get straight-up called a tryhard immediately.

    milk ducks on
  • Options
    MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2019
    milk ducks wrote: »
    Every time I visit this thread I feel personally attacked.

    :D

    Every time I pop into the call of duty thread, no matter how many years it's been, I get straight-up called a tryhard immediately.

    I mean, they're not wrong though.

    MNC Dover on
    Need a voice actor? Hire me at bengrayVO.com
    Legends of Runeterra: MNCdover #moc
    Switch ID: MNC Dover SW-1154-3107-1051
    Steam ID
    Twitch Page
  • Options
    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Effort: the ultimate insult

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Options
    milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
    Remember when we thought we'd have 6 months of content released on a regular schedule before things started to slow down?

  • Options
    NeurotikaNeurotika Registered User regular
    I miss new characters

  • Options
    DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    ForceVoid wrote: »
    I miss new characters

    they just released two new ones last patch though????

    DNiDlnb.png
    Battle.net Tag: Dibby#1582
  • Options
    milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
    Sensible_chuckle.gif

  • Options
    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Yeah... Was Impy the last hero? That was like... 4 months ago. It's quite below my expectations

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • Options
    DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    Honestly, like, I thought I'd be more upset about not having a new Hero in that long, but

    S'been fine for me. I dunno, we're still getting the balance patches, we're getting the reworks. I've been having a blast on Chromie and Lucio.

    We all knew this was gonna happen, but I don't think we expected it this soon, yeah.

    DNiDlnb.png
    Battle.net Tag: Dibby#1582
  • Options
    Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    we need more balance patches

    in so much as anubarak needs to get slapped to space

    aeNqQM9.jpg
  • Options
    milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2019
    Dibby wrote: »
    Honestly, like, I thought I'd be more upset about not having a new Hero in that long, but

    S'been fine for me. I dunno, we're still getting the balance patches, we're getting the reworks. I've been having a blast on Chromie and Lucio.

    We all knew this was gonna happen, but I don't think we expected it this soon, yeah.

    I'm fine with slow release schedules. I quit playing DotA 5 years ago and they've had 9 new characters since then. I've never thought that was a big deal. DotA has a bunch more characters than HotS, though, so I suppose that makes a difference.

    A couple of major balance updates per year, along with a hero or two, works well for DotA and I don't see why it wouldn't work for HotS, too.

    I'm just surprised at how quickly we went from constant new hero releases to ... basically no new heroes. We originally all thought there was 6 months worth of content "in the pipe" and ready to go, such that the first half of 2019 would feel totally normal, and only after that would things start grinding down and stalling out.

    But no, it was pretty much overnight.

    milk ducks on
  • Options
    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    the game's not dead but we're definitely at the wake

    liEt3nH.png
  • Options
    DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    the game's not dead but we're definitely at the wake

    yeah but it's a really happenin' wake with chips and punch

    DNiDlnb.png
    Battle.net Tag: Dibby#1582
  • Options
    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    milk ducks wrote: »
    Dibby wrote: »
    Honestly, like, I thought I'd be more upset about not having a new Hero in that long, but

    S'been fine for me. I dunno, we're still getting the balance patches, we're getting the reworks. I've been having a blast on Chromie and Lucio.

    We all knew this was gonna happen, but I don't think we expected it this soon, yeah.

    I'm fine with slow release schedules. I quit playing DotA 5 years ago and they've had 9 new characters since then. I've never thought that was a big deal. DotA has a bunch more characters than HotS, though, so I suppose that makes a difference.

    A couple of major balance updates per year, along with a hero or two, works well for DotA and I don't see why it wouldn't work for HotS, too.

    I'm just surprised at how quickly we went from constant new hero releases to ... basically no new heroes. We originally all thought there was 6 months worth of content "in the pipe" and ready to go, such that the first half of 2019 would feel totally normal, and only after that would things start grinding down and stalling out.

    But no, it was pretty much overnight.

    I mean, similarly yeah, I'm still playing and enjoying the game. The rate of heroes was never a big concern. I just kind of have whiplash from the sudden speed change :P

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • Options
    SaerisSaeris Borb Enthusiast flapflapflapflapRegistered User regular
    I only wish we'd gotten a few more heroes before things slowed down. Mekkatorque (tank), Cairne (tank), Mei (bruiser), Zenyatta (healer), and a zergling swarm (which would somehow be a support because why not).

    borb_sig.png
  • Options
    milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
    That's kind of where I am, too. There are still plenty of characters out there that I'd love to see represented. We literally don't have an "actual" Tauren, for example; ETC doesn't really count, in my opinion. I mean, he counts as much as Chromie "counts" as a Gnome. I'd be absolutely over-the-moon about Cairne. Or Rokhan. Or Kargath Bladefist, Anduin Lothar, Danath Trollbane, or Teron Gorefiend. And those are all just playable heroes from WC2 and WC3. That's not even touching the rest of Overwatch (fuck I want Doomfist -- would it kill Blizzard to put more than like 3 black heroes in HotS?*), StarCraft (go ahead and put a proper Goliath unit into my fucking veins -- Goliath D.Va doesn't count), or Diablo (ASSASSIN PLS).

    But instead they were scraping the bottom of the barrel with characters "born in the Nexus" like Orphea toward the end.

    Don't get me wrong, like she's okay. But there are literally dozens and dozens and dozens of prominent, highly-anticipated characters to go before I'd have ever felt like it were necessary to start making shit up.

  • Options
    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Why doesn't ETC count as a Tauren? Like, Chromie isn't a Gnome, she just pretends to be one. ETC is a Tauren, isn't he?

    Orphea's one of my favorites though so I'm happy she's in the game :P

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • Options
    milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2019
    kime wrote: »
    Why doesn't ETC count as a Tauren?

    Just because he's a joke character.

    I can understand why someone would count him as a Tauren, and I have no problem with that.

    But to me, he's not.

    Give me Cairne, or Baine, or Magatha Grimtotem, even; someone who represents actual Tauren culture.

    milk ducks on
  • Options
    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    milk ducks wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Why doesn't ETC count as a Tauren?

    Just because he's a joke character.

    I can understand why someone would count him as a Tauren, and I have no problem with that.

    But to me, he's not.

    Give me Cairne, or Baine, or Magatha Grimtotem, even; someone who represents actual Tauren culture.

    Oh, that makes sense. He was created as a Hearthstone thingie, right?

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • Options
    milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
    From the wiki, just because it's easier, lol
    Elite Tauren Chieftain (abbreviated as ETC) is an American band comprised of employees of Blizzard Entertainment. The band's virtual alter ego, The Tauren Chieftains, appear in World of Warcraft as a band comprised of members of the Horde, and retain the logo used by the Level 70 Elite incarnation of the real-life band. Their gimmick revolves around writing content that is based on mainly subjects related to the Warcraft universe, though they have more recently extended into StarCraft and Diablo lore as well. The band debuted in 2003 with their first song, "Power of the Horde", which was featured in the credits of Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne.

    ETC, as he appears in Heroes of the Storm, is the mascot of that band.

  • Options
    General_ArmchairGeneral_Armchair Registered User regular
    I'm waiting patiently for an Arcturus Mengsk hero, and more importantly an Arcturus Mengsk announcer.

    3DS Friend Code:
    Armchair: 4098-3704-2012
  • Options
    ZekZek Registered User regular
    There are an endless number of characters that would be cool, but I think they've basically got all the must-haves. We've all got favorites that are missing but I think anything they add beyond this point is just gravy. So yeah the game is on a clear decline as we knew it would be, but it had a good run and it won't stop being fun to play. I imagine it will retain a passionate community for years to come so you can still find games pretty easily.

  • Options
    SmrtnikSmrtnik job boli zub Registered User regular
    Funny thing is i saw like 20 new posts in this thread since this morning and thought to myself maybe there was a new hero announcement.

    steam_sig.png
  • Options
    ToothyToothy Registered User regular
    Disagree that all the must haves are in: there's neither Baal or Rakanishu.

  • Options
    milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
    LOOKING FOR BAAL!?

  • Options
    MMMigMMMig Registered User regular
    @kime not knowing about ETC means you never get to play murky again


    Blizz nerd creds rejected

    l4lGvOw.png
    Witty signature comment goes here...

    wra
  • Options
    ToothyToothy Registered User regular
    I guess Duriel may come too.

  • Options
    DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    edited April 2019
    D3wNiWXXkAY5JHX.jpg

    just yer typical Imperius game WHERE I SOMEHOW DIDN'T GET MVP????

    cheated. ripped off. dead game.

    Dibby on
    DNiDlnb.png
    Battle.net Tag: Dibby#1582
  • Options
    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    whoever picks Anub in this meta is the real MVP, innit

    9uiytxaqj2j0.jpg
  • Options
    fortyforty Registered User regular
    edited April 2019
    Dibby wrote: »
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D3wNiWXXkAY5JHX.jpg

    just yer typical Imperius game WHERE I SOMEHOW DIDN'T GET MVP????

    cheated. ripped off. dead game.
    Who'd it go to? Nazeebo?

    That's a tough one to guess from the scoreboard.

    forty on
  • Options
    Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    naz and imperius are very close, whoever died earlier in the game would probably get it. same takedowns, both leading on 2 categories (though damage taken is weighed less, so the 2 best in teams is better than 1 best in game and 1 best in team).

    aeNqQM9.jpg
  • Options
    fortyforty Registered User regular
    edited April 2019
    I think XP soak gets weighted pretty highly as well, and Nazeebo had a fair lead there without being too far behind on hero damage/kills, along with that big pile of siege damage.

    forty on
  • Options
    DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    forty wrote: »
    Dibby wrote: »
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D3wNiWXXkAY5JHX.jpg

    just yer typical Imperius game WHERE I SOMEHOW DIDN'T GET MVP????

    cheated. ripped off. dead game.
    Who'd it go to? Nazeebo?

    That's a tough one to guess from the scoreboard.

    zeebs, yeah

    motherfucker with his goddamn siege damage and exp >:(

    DNiDlnb.png
    Battle.net Tag: Dibby#1582
  • Options
    SaerisSaeris Borb Enthusiast flapflapflapflapRegistered User regular
    Nazeebo got it because his gargantuan soloed Deckard at one point. Deckard just kind of... stood by it. For a long time.

    borb_sig.png
  • Options
    fortyforty Registered User regular
    And I'll bet Dibby's Imperius never got a kill with Gargantuan.

    Well earned, Nazeebo!

  • Options
    General_ArmchairGeneral_Armchair Registered User regular
    I just had a depressing few matches as abathur. You know how one of his big strengths is how that he can soak multiple lanes? I tried to explain to my teammates that that was what I was going to try to do. What do they do? They evenly split themselves up between all of the lanes. Just fuck my shit up.

    3DS Friend Code:
    Armchair: 4098-3704-2012
  • Options
    DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    forty wrote: »
    And I'll bet Dibby's Imperius never got a kill with Gargantuan.

    Well earned, Nazeebo!

    NO, BUT I GOT A KILL WITH EVERY SINGLE WRATH I CAST SO NUHHH

    that ult is seriously busted tho

    i never take Armaments unless i'm strictly being focused down super hard and i need the survivability. Wrath just plays into what Impy wants to do so fucking hard, like. would i rather, yknow, mitigate some incoming damage and hit someone kinda hard? orrrrr just fucking stun them and kill them and instantly turn a fight into a 5v4

    DNiDlnb.png
    Battle.net Tag: Dibby#1582
This discussion has been closed.