Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
We named the dog Han.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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I think the joke works better with an extra "hua" at the end.
As it is, it sounds like "choo-WEE-wah". I think making it chewie-wah-wah scans better, even with the extra syllable.
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What's the difference between roast potatoes and pea soup?
One of the less savory tasks the Hunchback has to do is empty the chamber pots. The thing is, he kept missing where to dump them and just made more of a mess for himself.
He had no-turd-aim.
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Many people don't know, the Titanic was carrying a massive shipment of mayonnaise to its next port in Mexico. Well, we all know what happened.. The Mexican people went without that shipment, and mourned it with a national holiday. Sinko de Mayo
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Why were Mark and Shania born in different centuries?
Because never the Twain shall meet.
"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
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The bartender turns to the weasel and says “Wow, I never served a weasel before! What’ll you have?”
“Pop”, goes the weasel.
So he's been telling everyone he can that he's going to his daughter's wedding in his birthday suit.
...
BOOOOO!
https://youtu.be/GoAPSBMQEKU
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It was a husky named after a state.
Eh, North Chewbacca?
Indiana.
Yeah, but that falls into the issue of jokes aren't funny if you have to explain them
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As it is, it sounds like "choo-WEE-wah". I think making it chewie-wah-wah scans better, even with the extra syllable.
i'm gonna say it's totally cool to fuckin dunk on notre dame like this was an NCAA tournament, babeeyyyyyyyy let's get that old church!
Although one guy who works there has a hunch
When asked if he'd seen anyone unusual, he was heard to say "that does ring a bell, yes."
He had no-turd-aim.
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This is what Mrs Rhesus got me for ours:
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
I would like you to know that I just texted this joke to somebody at 1 AM because I forgot they were currently in Scotland.
Thanks, Bad Joke Thread.
Everything is forgiven, Bad Joke Thread. That was perfect.
You could tell her, but it probably wouldn't ring any bells...
He's a dead ringer for that guy they used to have.
I dunno,,,he only sort of looked like the other guy. He was a quasi-dead ringer.
Yeah, he was an actor in a bunch of commercials and the spokesman for Orange Communications in those HELLO MODO ads.
He was two tenths!
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Mark Twain was just a pen name anyways
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