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They’re pictures that move, so we call them [movies]

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Avatar will make more money than god

    is god rich
    seems like conceptually god would have transcended any kind of monetary metrics
    maybe he collects pogs. God: Rich in pogs.

    Remember Christ? He's back now, in pog form.

    that whole second coming really got overhyped.

    I mean you say that, but you haven’t seen how dope these slammers are.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    You must not trade any other gods for me

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Avatar will make more money than god

    is god rich
    seems like conceptually god would have transcended any kind of monetary metrics
    maybe he collects pogs. God: Rich in pogs.

    Those Bible residuals

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular


    Detective Pikachu leaked
    NOT AN ACTUAL LEAK TUBE POWER DOWN THE LASERS

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Avatar will make more money than god

    is god rich
    seems like conceptually god would have transcended any kind of monetary metrics
    maybe he collects pogs. God: Rich in pogs.

    Remember Christ? He's back now, in pog form.

    that whole second coming really got overhyped.

    No way. Pogs are ultra hype!

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Gambit has been quietly removed from the schedule

    Aww. I probably wasn't going to see it until it popped up on Netflix one rainy afternoon, but I feel bad for Channing Tatum. He's been really excited about this movie for a really long time, and he seems like a nice boy.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Pikachu is just impossibly well done

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    has anyone watched the hateful 8-extended-but-now-it's-a-4-part-miniseries version that's on netflix?

    i never bothered with the original (partially for its length) but treating MORE of the same thing as a series with stopping points has almost enticed me to go ahead and check it out, because that makes some marginal amount of sense

    i only saw the roadshow version of hateful 8

    i do not recommend anyone repeating my mistake, even if it is on Netflix

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I do not want to see any more of The Hateful Eight, thanks

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Way back in March 2017 I posted in one of these threads that they were finally going to make a Yasuke film
    Lionsgate has commenced Highlander creator Gregory Widen to script Black Samurai, an action drama grounded in the historical tale of Yasuke, reputed to be the first black samurai to serve a warlord in Japan. Mike De Luca and Stephen L’Heureux are producing, and the film is a co-production between Solipsist Films and De Luca Productions.

    Long story short, it's finally moving forward! Narcos' Doug Miro is going to be writing the script now instead of Widen, and Chadwick Boseman is going to be playing Yasuke
    “The legend of Yasuke is one of history’s best kept secrets, the only person of non-Asian origin to become a Samurai,” Boseman said. “That’s not just an action movie, that’s a cultural event, an exchange, and I am excited to be part of it.”

    I would love to see an African American director attached to this as well

    I can see the studio trying to chase a Black Panther kind of “event” with this movie, and quite frankly I’m all for it

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  • EmperorSethEmperorSeth Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    We all know Avatar's lasting legacy is Papyrus.

    https://youtu.be/jVhlJNJopOQ

    PAPYRUS!

    NYEH HEH HEH?

    ...wrong Papyrus?

    You know what? Nanowrimo's cancelled on account of the world is stupid.
  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Why is there a movie with Matt Smith as Charles Manson this weekend in addition to Once Upon A Time In Hollywood in July, I don't need that. Although I guess from the trailer it seems like Once isn't really about Charles Manson

  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    The Toy Story 4 trailer I got at Endgame was insanely dark, and I don't mean the lighting. Might just be the trailer editing but it seems like they diving into Bojack levels of soul punching?

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    if Toy Story 4 doesn't end with Forky killing himself then I am not interested

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    for the record, I like Forky and his absolute horror at the idea of being alive, and support his ultimate arc of realizing life is pointless and peacefully throwing himself into a wood chipper

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    I highly doubt Pixar is going to go full nihilism on us

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Turns out the snake in Woody’s boot was a reminder that death comes for us all

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I highly doubt Pixar is going to go full nihilism on us
    But imagine the thinkpieces

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I'm one million percent certain charles mudede already has one in the chamber and I'm extremely ready for it

  • el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I do not want to see any more of The Hateful Eight, thanks

    Hateful Eight belongs in the trash

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  • FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    edited May 2019
    Alt take: The Hateful Eight is a beautifully shot film, with excellent performances across the board, and is easily in contention for the best film Tarantino has made.

    Hell, I’m going to go start it up right now.

    Fawst on
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I do not want to see any more of The Hateful Eight, thanks

    I am very much done with Tarantino in general at this point tbh, and it's partly because of that film, so yeah I'm not going to even pretend like "More Of That" was something I needed/wanted

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Hateful Eight should’ve stayed a play

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Quentin Tarantino presents: Six Feet Under

  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    Fawst wrote: »
    Alt take: The Hateful Eight is a beautifully shot film, with excellent performances across the board, and is easily in contention for the best film Tarantino has made.

    Hell, I’m going to go start it up right now.

    See, I agree with the first two things and hard disagree with the 3rd. Care was taken to make a well-crafted self-parody that lampshaded all of his worst instincts.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Roland Emmerich is directing Moonfall

    It's exactly what it sounds like
    Deadline wrote:
    The $150M-budgeted action-sci-fi is about an unlikely band of misfits who must save mankind when the moon falls out of orbit and hurtles toward earth. Previously set up at Universal, the project is now available in the independent market space with AGC Studios and CAA Media Finance on board for world sales.

    Here’s the official synopsis from the production: ‘The Moon. It controls our nights, our days, the seasons, and our ocean tides. And since the beginning of humankind, its phases stood as a symbol of enlightenment, inner knowledge – and our own immortality. Until now. Suddenly and without warning a mysterious force knocks the Moon from its orbit around Earth and sends it hurtling on collision course with life as we know it. With mere weeks before impact, and against all odds, a ragtag team launches an impossible last-ditch mission into space, leaving behind everyone they love and risking everything to land on the lunar surface, unlock its secrets, and save our planet from annihilation. But first they must battle an unknown and unfathomable power that will challenge everything we know about the moon, the universe, and ourselves.’

  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    SOLD

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    FUCK YEAH LET'S FIGHT THE MOON

  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    One of them gets turned into a kid!

    One of them gets turned into a plant boy!

    Their milk supply gets cut off!

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I hope it turns out the Moon is hollow and was built by ancient aliens.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2019
    Poorochondriac on
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    FUCK YEAH LET'S FIGHT THE MOON

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q--EvbkPNXQ

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Kill the Moon was an episode of Doctor Who that I am not a fan of

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    FUCK YEAH LET'S FIGHT THE MOON

    Fuck that moon right up!

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Kill the Moon was an episode of Doctor Who that I am not a fan of

    They just needed one hundred fifty million dollars behind it

  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    I am for real excited about that premise, but at the same time I'm wondering how it hopes to be better than Armageddon.

    More Aerosmith?

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    Plug a MacBook into the moon and upload a virus.

    Selling the Scream Podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeremy-donaldson
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2019
    Roland Emmerich is directing Moonfall

    It's exactly what it sounds like
    Deadline wrote:
    The $150M-budgeted action-sci-fi is about an unlikely band of misfits who must save mankind when the moon falls out of orbit and hurtles toward earth. Previously set up at Universal, the project is now available in the independent market space with AGC Studios and CAA Media Finance on board for world sales.

    Here’s the official synopsis from the production: ‘The Moon. It controls our nights, our days, the seasons, and our ocean tides. And since the beginning of humankind, its phases stood as a symbol of enlightenment, inner knowledge – and our own immortality. Until now. Suddenly and without warning a mysterious force knocks the Moon from its orbit around Earth and sends it hurtling on collision course with life as we know it. With mere weeks before impact, and against all odds, a ragtag team launches an impossible last-ditch mission into space, leaving behind everyone they love and risking everything to land on the lunar surface, unlock its secrets, and save our planet from annihilation. But first they must battle an unknown and unfathomable power that will challenge everything we know about the moon, the universe, and ourselves.’

    I looked it up and incredibly, this is actually completely separate from a SF potboiler called Moonfall so obscure that it doesn't even have a Wikipedia page. In that one, a comet crashes into the Moon and shatters it, and if I recall correctly, one of the main plot points is about the Vice President trying to get off the US Moonbase without also looking cowardly to voters.

    DarkPrimus on
  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    edited May 2019
    I'd love to read those headlines

    "'COWARDLY' VICE PRESIDENT CARLSBURG 'WEAK ON MOON DISASTERS,' CRITICS SAY"

    Etchwarts on
  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Was watching bit from The Matrix. Matt Doran ("Mouse") would've made a good Joker.

    Skip to 2:07

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gL0xQHI0wo

    2:48 reminds me of Ledger's performance. The head movements. The mouth smacking.

    No idea what the actor is doing now, but it's a good fit.

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