I would like to make a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.
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My grandfather loved estate sales. He once found a Stradivarius, and later that year he found a Monet.
Too bad Monet made lousy violins and Stradivarius couldn’t paint a barn.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited May 2019
So my husband and I are out smoking on the deck and an old priest walks past us down on the ground floor on the sidewalk. I note this seeming oddity and wait until the elderly man of the cloth is out of earshot before mumbling to my husband "well there's the old one, we just need a young one and we got us an exorcism. I was waiting for the Rabbi and the Imam to come walking up... I wonder if he's on the way to the bar to meet em?"
My husband was chastising me for saying such things when we got back inside and I was like "look that guy is old enough to be one of the first priests he's FOR SURE heard em all."
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Too bad Monet made lousy violins and Stradivarius couldn’t paint a barn.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
My husband was chastising me for saying such things when we got back inside and I was like "look that guy is old enough to be one of the first priests he's FOR SURE heard em all."
The pupils. They dilate.
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Eating bacon kills you.
But smoking bacon cures it.
I hate people in fancy suits that knock on your door and say you need to be saved or you'll burn.
I just gave my wife her 43rd birthday card.
I thought my wife was kidding when she told me she’d leave me if I didn’t stop singing I’m a Believer.
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Electricity jokes are always current
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Unless they aren't direct, in which case they can alternate.
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May as well enjoy it, resistance is a drag.
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Wire you being so short? Don’t like watts happening? I OHMidt that current affairs can go to faraday.
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Maybe just one MHO?
Ohm... I'd rather not.
I don’t see the problem.
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To do is to be - Nietzsche
To be is to do - Kant
do be do be do - Sinatra
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I believe that was planned.