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Seteth Has A Request Of You, And It's That You Play [Fire Emblem Three Houses]

Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually...{They/Them}Registered User regular
edited August 2019 in Social Entropy++
Seriously look at this smug motherfucker why would you side with anyone else.

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I mean you could side with the princess who wants to kill everyone or the prince who wants to kill everyone I guesssss


Anyway this is out in two days and has leaked all over the place to avoid Reddit and YouTube like the plague.

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    WotanAnubisWotanAnubis Registered User regular
    edited July 2019
    If Crusader Kings 2 has taught me anything it's that Edelgard, as future Emperor of an Empire that once spanned all of Fodlan, has de jure claims on both Dimitri's Kingdom and Claude's... whatever it is, making her the rightful ruler, no matter what certain troublesome vassals may think.

    A vote for Edelgard is a vote for- well, actually, it's an illegitimate vote because nobody gets to actually vote in an Empire or a Kingdom or an aristocratic oligarchy.

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    Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    See?

    Claude Von Reigen 1181, he fights for the people!

    ...By shooting royalty in the face.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Always shoot royalty in the face.

    Except the Queen of England, she likes Corgis.

    Everyone else dies.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Got the notification that my special edition preorder has shipped!

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    See?

    Claude Von Reigen 1181, he fights for the people!

    ...By shooting royalty in the face.

    Okay see this is how you get my vote

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I have been team Golden Deer since they revealed the Houses, LET THE RECORD SHOW

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    Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    I had a hard turn from blue lions to golden deer once i saw the portraits.

    also claude is very pretty.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I have no time for pretty boy politics, I only care about their platforms

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    Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    edited July 2019
    Madican wrote: »
    I have no time for pretty boy politics, I only care about their platforms

    "Eat the Rich" -Claude

    "Also poach their kids and teach them to eat their rich parents" -Also Claude

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Poor Claude, being named Claude

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    never dienever die Registered User regular
    edited July 2019
    My biggest vote against the Golden Deer is I don’t like half the students in that house.

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    Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    never die wrote: »
    My biggest vote against the Golden Deer is I don’t like half the students in that house.

    In contrast I like them all except that nerdo Ignatz and maybe Lorenz.

    Marianne's tired eyes are very relatable.

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    I like all of the Golden Deer except for Lorenz

    He bothers me, with that face of his

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    Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
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    I suddenly care about Hubert.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I know nothing about this game other than the name and it has three houses? I plan on buying it regardless. I’m going in blind.

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    I know nothing about this game other than the name and it has three houses? I plan on buying it regardless. I’m going in blind.

    Who the fuck needs 3 houses anyway

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I think I'm going House Edelgard because the guys seem like they're huge nerds

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
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    I suddenly care about Hubert.

    This fucking guy

    I want to party with that guy

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
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    I suddenly care about Hubert.

    This fucking guy

    I want to party with that guy

    That guy will you tell you exactly how many beers he's had every time he bumps into you at the party.

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    WotanAnubisWotanAnubis Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    I have no time for pretty boy politics, I only care about their platforms

    I believe last E3's trailer summed up the candidate's positions pretty well.

    "Still, we have no choice but to eliminate those who cling to unreasonable ideas of justice." - Edelgard.

    "KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM." - Dimitri.

    *Long-winded Friendship Speech* - Claude.

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    Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    edited July 2019
    And that's how you know Claude is the right choice, he's the Power of Shooting Nobility In the Face With Arrows Friendship guy!

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    Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    define unreasonable ideas of justice

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    shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
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    I suddenly care about Hubert.

    This fucking guy

    I want to party with that guy

    That guy will you tell you exactly how many beers he's had every time he bumps into you at the party.

    Some serious Michael Shannon vibes coming off of that guy

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Claude is a great guy. Loves a meal and a laugh with his friends so much.

    He's always ready to offer an ear or a shoulder. He'll kick the door in and slit your throat while you're on the loo taking a morning dump, in order to keep his buddies healthy.

    A real solid pal, that Claude.

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    I'm excited to play this game. I don't know which house to play!

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I do.

    The blue house.

    Whatever house is blue, I play that house.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    The blue house is a bunch of die-hard Homestuck fans in this one.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Nice.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    I ask again

    how much incest is in this game

    don't tell me none because I know you'll be lying

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I ask again

    how much incest is in this game

    don't tell me none because I know you'll be lying

    It is all Incelst.

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    WotanAnubisWotanAnubis Registered User regular
    I ask again

    how much incest is in this game

    don't tell me none because I know you'll be lying

    I've heard rumours. Spoilery, spoilery rumours.
    No, seriously, spoilers.
    Rhea is your grandmother. And daughter. Somehow. It gets weird. Reincarnation may be involved.

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    AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    I'm just gonna go with whatever house has the cutest gay dude

    I am easy to please

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    WotanAnubisWotanAnubis Registered User regular
    Anzekay wrote: »
    I'm just gonna go with whatever house has the cutest gay dude

    I am easy to please

    So Black Eagles, then. They, unfortunately, have the only gay (well... bisexual) dude. Although he can be poached by the other Houses.

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    AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    Anzekay wrote: »
    I'm just gonna go with whatever house has the cutest gay dude

    I am easy to please

    So Black Eagles, then. They, unfortunately, have the only gay (well... bisexual) dude. Although he can be poached by the other Houses.

    oh that's interesting

    so what you're saying is I could go with the coolest house and then focus all my efforts into poaching my future gay lover?

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    I am

    SO EXCITED. My expectations are a bit dampened because of Fates (sorry to those that loved it, I really wasn't a fan of the writing), but even that is only bringing my hopes down to "Top 5 of the year" territory.

    They Peresona'd it! I'm doomed!

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    I'm gonna play this blind and not worry too much about cross house recruiting on the first go around, hopefully that works out

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    I'm tempering my expectations, but I'm still low-key excited for this. I need some new strategy gameplay in my life.

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    TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    I'm very excited for this and I'm definitely going Black Eagles.

    Incidentally the inspiration for Edelgard's faction seems to be the Holy Roman Empire (I mean, look at the HRE coat of arms, for goodness sake) and they did, in fact, elect their emperor! So a vote for Edelgard is a vote for stability!

    ....also, as a Total War: Warhammer player, I'm holding out hope that she says one of Franz's lines so that I can giggle hysterically.

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    Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    edited July 2019
    Naphtali wrote: »
    I'm gonna play this blind and not worry too much about cross house recruiting on the first go around, hopefully that works out

    People who have beat the game with it leaking early had something to say about the end that might influence this:

    (Not story spoilers, a mechanic spoiler)
    There's a New Game + that allows you to transfer your Professor Level (which allows you to do more activities during free time) and use Renown to increase your proficiencies. So NG+ lets you spend less time grinding stats, letting you recruit more students on following playthroughs.

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