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Do not go gentle into that good night (XCOM 2 LP)

Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road]Registered User regular
Comrades! Are you tired of living under an oppressive alien regime? Feel like punching some extraterrestrial nazis, and flinging milkshakes and/or bullets at them? Or do you simply grow weary of life and wish you could die a noble death, disintegrating under a hail of hot plasma? Then today is your lucky day, because the Resistance is currently recruiting sacrifices volunteers for the meat grinder war to liberate our beautiful planet, and we need YOU. Yes, you. Specifically you!

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Many moons ago I did an XCOM: Enemy Unknown LP, and people here made playing that game way more fun, so now I'm gonna do it again with XCOM 2. The last one took me a year to complete because I was terrible, this one might take even longer because I've only gotten worse as I've got older, but it also might be over really quickly because I'm basically going in blind.

Make a sign up post if you want to go to war and star in a badly written XCOM fanfic. I will endeavour to make your soldier look how you want, if you give me a description.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited July 2019
    Always happy to volunteer to eat hot alien plasma.

    Appearance wise, the most epic beard available, and some glasses.

    see317 on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Yeah sure, I'll enlist.

    I look roughly like this:

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    I will probably trip and fall off the transport in the first mission, but I'm sure you can use more fodder.

  • LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    Sure i'll signup, I don't think I've ever been in one of these. My only request is to make my character as Texas as possible, whatever that statement means to you just go for it.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Yeah sure, I'll enlist.

    I look roughly like this:

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    Lies!

    You look like this:

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  • The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    I will gladly sign up to be a distraction and or muton snack

    Just paint me like a court Jester a complete eyesore begging to be removed from existence due to the sheer mockery of the colour wheel

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  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    !signup

    As is traditional, Dutch people have to wear orange. Even when engaged in extraterrestial guerillla combat. Slicked back hair, glasses and a short beard.

    A few things that make this more fun:

    Enable the international voices setting. This is mostly for you, but having all the Xcomerinos babble in different languages is pretty neat

    Go wild on cosmetic mods

    Remember you can edit a soldier pool before you start a game, which will, with the right settings, pick scientists, engineers and soldiers from that list at random. No need to hand edit people in.

    A full Xcom2 run with all DLC enabled, blind, is a pretty crazy and long ride. You'll be unlocking new things, good and bad, just about every map. Story maps tend to be long. I seem to recall 45-60 missions on wins? it's been a while.

    The Mod "[WotC] Gotcha Again" greatly clarifies line of sight markers. All this information is given to a player anyway, just poorly. This mod reduced my "frustrated by making a bad decision because of UI" events by a lot. (Like how it's hard to judge a certain big purple swirly area of effect) It changes no actual gameplay. (There is an edge case issue where very rarely it betrays a pod that is 1 tile into the mist)

    The timers in Xcom2 are pretty strict. Especially when difficulty increases. If you want to play a little more forgiving game, mod them down a few notches.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Yeah sure, I'll enlist.

    I look roughly like this:

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    Lies!

    You look like this:

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    Not the first time the comparison has been made, believe it or not.

  • MvrckMvrck Dwarven MountainhomeRegistered User regular
    !Signup

    Oosik colors please. Orange, Navy Blue and/or Light grey. No face showing.

  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Good luck Commander

    My XCOM self looks like this with one of the English voices

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    but feel free to go ham with what I'm wearing :+1:

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    D3 Steam #TeamTangent STO
  • AstharielAsthariel The Book Eater Registered User regular
    edited July 2019
    I volunteer as a tribute!

    Man from Poland, blonde hair and stubble, glasses, prefers colour blue.

    Asthariel on
  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    !signup

    thin face, cigarette, glasses, boonie hat, long sleeves, long pants

  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited July 2019
    !signup
    Always willing to throw myself into the sausage grinder for the good of humanity.

    Tofystedeth on
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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I would like to sign up for this, I am currently a sort of amorphous mass

    Broke as fuck in the style of the times. Gratitude is all that can return on your generosity.

    https://www.paypal.me/hobnailtaylor
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited July 2019
    Always willing to throw myself into the maw of a chryssalid or some such for a good cause. !signup

    BahamutZERO on
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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    !signup

    I look exactly like whatever the random character gen suggests when my name comes up on the list but with sunglasses

    Steam | SW-0844-0908-6004 and my Switch code
  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    I would like to join this great human endeavour for the purpose of consolidating intelligence... to further defend this planet.
    I look like this.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    !signup

    Leave me to the mercy of the RNG, but give me the best hat you got.

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  • Dizzy DDizzy D NetherlandsRegistered User regular
    Allright, another dutchee here, so orange clothing. Tall, short hair combination of brown and grey, beard, glasses. Scientist or engineer would be fitting.

    Steam/Origin: davydizzy
  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Yeah !Signup
    I missed this last time and want to die by sweet laser.

    I look this way:
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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Hmm, wonder if I can download a burger prop mod

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    !signup
    If you've got any halo armor mods, I'd like an ODST helmet.

  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Hmm, wonder if I can download a burger prop mod

    Instructions unclear, Sgt. Bucketman ends up having a burger for a face

    Steam | SW-0844-0908-6004 and my Switch code
  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    !signup

    Something red and white, I think, keeping it Danish.

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    EDF! EDF! EDF!

    pvt. misc reporting for duty

    https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=620519034

    i'll take glasses + the most anime hair you have

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  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    !signup
    I look like Adam Scott, except about twenty pounds heavier.

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    !signup

    grenadier Specialist if possible, I love those widdle drones. Just bald white dude w/ beard and glasses, gimme a french voice tho

  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    If there's room for a bearded Canadian, I'll definitely !Signup.

    As far as appearance goes, anything stereo-typically Canadian will work. Big, square beard and brush cut would be best, but feel free to have fun.

  • Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    !signup let's fuckin go

    Make me a dude with cool green armor or a MEC trooper

  • DiarmuidDiarmuid Amazing Meatball Registered User regular
    Yeah, I'll !signup.

    I'm not too bothered about what I look like.

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    I'm just zis guy, you know?

  • a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    !signup

    Make me a grenadier, since cover destruction is basically the entire XCOM 2 meta. Don't care about looks.

  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    !signup

    randomized Greek lady, if you would

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  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    !sign-up

    Glasses and a short beard, palish with dark hair would be accurate, probably.

  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    !signup yes please if there's still room!

    I look like my avatar, so should be pretty easy

  • AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    I'll !signup sure.

    Rather not rep the actual home country flag at the moment, so German lady with red hair is all I'll ask, customization-wise.



    I've been perpetually in the process of maybe eventually playing a full game of xcom2 myself for the past... oh, ever since I got it. Never finished. Maybe this will get me to take that final step by proximity.

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    !signup yes please if there's still room!

    I look like my avatar, so should be pretty easy

    There's always room for one more in the crematorium.

  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Yeah !Signup
    I missed this last time and want to die by sweet laser.

    I look this way:
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    Weapon must be melee cheeseburger.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    !Signup!

    Preferably as a Heavy Weapons Guy.

  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    !signup Totally down to die gloriously and/or fruitlessly.

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