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Transformers Phalla sign-up thread (Sign ups CLOSED!)

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i will be the Mountain Dew transformer
    or the 360

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    ...I feel un-geeky for a change. I never had a chance to watch the Transformers cartoon as a child, and all I've seen is the movie, although I hold a great love for the concept of robots punching other robots.

    So, based on that, I hope I'm some obscure 'bot that only three people have ever heard of. Just so that I can confuse everyone else as much as I'll be confused.

    Rainfall on
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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The Dinobots were in G1, right? That's all I hope for.

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    Inglorious CoyoteInglorious Coyote Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    The Dinobots were in G1, right? That's all I hope for.
    "Me Grimlock say get him!"

    Ah, to be able to use that line...

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    B:L is my new hero, you sick twisted bastered. :D

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote:
    You are...

    A Gundam!

    For too long have geeks chosen to love these giant robots more than you! Now, you are out to show them who the real giant fighting robots are.

    You can kill 1 person a night and are immune to vigilantes, since you are a true warmachine.

    Careful, if you are seered, the other bots will notice you can't transform.

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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I think we need a Super Robot Wars Phalla now.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Super Robot Taisen Phalla confirmed.

    Epic beated by Blarney.

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    telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote:
    You are an ..... Evangelion

    Vague plots and incoherent biblical references will guarantee your popularity among the nerd-dom of the Internet. You aren't entirely sure what you're meant to be doing most of the time, but plenty of sexual innuendo and violence make up for this.

    Once a day you may use the teen angst of your pilot to cut their own wrists.

    Your win condition is to have a sensible series ending.

    telcus on
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    CarcharodontosaurusCarcharodontosaurus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote:
    You are a ..... Minicon

    ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    DarkPrimus, did you miss El Skid's sign up in post 85? He should in fact be getting DasUberEdward's spot, since he signed up in post 103. In any case, lonelyahava should have received preference due to his sign up in post 100.

    I must have missed Skid's sign up, but lonelyahava decided to back out and since another person signed up before he changed his mind, I put him in the alts. I've bumped DUE down to the first alt slot (sorry DUE!).

    Seriously, not complaining here in the slightest. I'm quite satisfied to just sit and watch and learn. but I do have one small thing.

    So, totally, not a guy. *L* But that's ok. No real way to tell.... just.. saying is all.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote:
    You are...

    ...the Big O! Once per day, you can kick the shit out of any robot that threatens the city.

    Once during the game, you can post "It's Showtime!" in the thread. For the rest of the game, you have to post in strange metaphors involving tomatoes. Anybody who quotes your post will be confused and unable to use their actions for the rest of the game.

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    DarkPrimus, did you miss El Skid's sign up in post 85? He should in fact be getting DasUberEdward's spot, since he signed up in post 103

    I must have missed Skid's sign up, but lonelyahava decided to back out and since another person signed up before he changed his mind, I put him in the alts. I've bumped DUE down to the first alt slot (sorry DUE!).

    <3 Blarney

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    jdarksun wrote:

    Big O!

    Big O Big O Big OOOOOOOO!



    Awesome show.

    Indeed it was. Though the ending song was quite corny.

    Egos on
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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    I just put four transformers on ebay (in a single lot).

    Their names?

    Slingshot (from G1 Aerialbots)
    Beetle (from a McDonald's Happy Meal)
    Terradive (from G2 Decepticons)
    and

    Windbreaker (from G2 cars)

    I shit you not. They fucking ditched WindCHARGER's name and swapped it with WindBREAKER for Generation 2.

    Seriously.

    Here are his stats.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    I think we need a Super Robot Wars Phalla now.

    Yes

    Yes

    Oh lord I would love a person who ran this well.

    Love them love them love them.

    Gumpy on
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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I loved the McDonald's happy meal Transformers. I even fell for the food transformers they had.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
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    Abysmal LynxAbysmal Lynx Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Gumpy wrote: »
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    I think we need a Super Robot Wars Phalla now.

    Yes

    Yes

    Oh lord I would love a person who ran this well.

    Love them love them love them.

    That would be awesome.

    Or at the very least a Big O phalla.

    Abysmal Lynx on
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Zerinan wrote: »
    The fact that these things fill up with in a matter of hours pisses me off. I was looking forward to another phalla, but because I'm not sitting waiting for the damned thing I miss it. And no, I'm not going to be a reserve, because inactives get way to many chances for there to be six of them. Even if there were, it would be like day 15 or something.

    No kidding. I hate camping the forums and searching for the word sign-up



    but i have to.

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    You can always try The PhallAnnouncements Thread on the Not-So-Secret Phalla Proboards.

    Of course, no one announced this one, so I had to do it myself (even if others were all "only YOU need to have sign-ups consolidated, Squashua!"). Then TehSpectre came over and posted another Phalla sign-up URL, so I was vindicated in that I'm not the only one gathering them (or for that matter, MISSING them).

    Thanks, Teh. <3

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    duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    As was mentioned earlier, there is a Choose Your Own Adventure phalla in D&D.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I signed up for CYOA Phalla. And hey that board is totally secret.

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    ZerinanZerinan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I really don't want to play elsewhere, 'cause I don't know people who troll the other forums as well as I do the phalla addicts here. But.. it is choose your own adventure...

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Zerinan wrote: »
    I really don't want to play elsewhere, 'cause I don't know people who troll the other forums as well as I do the phalla addicts here. But.. it is choose your own adventure...

    It's mostly the same people.

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Zerinan wrote: »
    I really don't want to play elsewhere, 'cause I don't know people who troll the other forums as well as I do the phalla addicts here. But.. it is choose your own adventure...

    Honest advice, look for the next game in this thread and pm that person to put you down for the game because you aren't sure if you'll be around when sign-ups begin. That should guarantee you a spot on the game and then you'd just confirm it in the thread when you see it.

    So at some point once DP's game starts, pm PL1 asknig him to sign you up or whoever's next.

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    telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Come on DP, lets start this thing up!

    telcus on
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    ZerinanZerinan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Ardor wrote: »
    Zerinan wrote: »
    I really don't want to play elsewhere, 'cause I don't know people who troll the other forums as well as I do the phalla addicts here. But.. it is choose your own adventure...

    Honest advice, look for the next game in this thread and pm that person to put you down for the game because you aren't sure if you'll be around when sign-ups begin. That should guarantee you a spot on the game and then you'd just confirm it in the thread when you see it.

    So at some point once DP's game starts, pm PL1 asknig him to sign you up or whoever's next.

    Great idea! I wonder why I've never thought of that. Thanks.

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    I guess telcus got his PM already.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    You all know there are assholes and good people all over the PA forums. It's good to mix with every one.

    At least I try to.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
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    KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    You all know there are assholes and good people all over the PA forums. It's good to mix with every one.

    At least I try to.

    Are we going to have to arrange a recall?

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    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    You all know there are assholes and good people all over the PA forums. It's good to mix with every one.

    At least I try to.

    Are we going to have to arrange a recall?

    I'm just trying to let every one know I'm defective.:lol:

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
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    KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Voluntary recall, then.

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    telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Squashua wrote: »
    I guess telcus got his PM already.

    Nah that's why I want it to start up, so I know who I am.

    telcus on
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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    telcus wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    I guess telcus got his PM already.

    Nah that's why I want it to start up, so I know who I am.

    I know exactly who you are.
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    Cue B:L going "Damn! I wanted to do that reveal!"

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    The_LightbringerThe_Lightbringer Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wheelie's the name... wanna play a game?

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    EPIC B:L REVEAL:
    I'm going to Punch-Counterpunch Squashua for that.

    B:L on
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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Wheelie's the name... wanna play a game?

    D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

    [size=+5]!vote The_Lightbringer[/size]

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    telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
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    Awww yeah.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Squashua wrote: »
    [size=+6]!vote The_Lightbringer[/size]

    B:L on
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    FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    telcus wrote: »
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    Awww yeah.

    I'm not sure whether it'd be more depressing if that were his robot or tranformation form.

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