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What's squishy, stretchy and transforms almost anything? ITS [Love]

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    My signature weapon would be chain knife.

    That's always been my favorite bullshit fantasy weapon.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Someone persuade me not to order a curry

    depends on what kind of curry.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    I'll just note that I had a nice (jar) Balti for tea and have no regrets.

    Treat

    Yoself

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    D3 Steam #TeamTangent STO
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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    A lute

    Or maybe a lyre

    With a knife taped to it

    Please don't tape a knife to me.

    I haven't worked out the logistics yet but how do you feel about nunchucks?

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I did it I ordered curry

    I'm so weak

    I just spend £300 on a bespoke handmade coffee table too

    But also f u c k i t

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    How much more curry could you have gotten with that £300?

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Yo that sounds awesome, tell me more about your coffee table

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    I did it I ordered curry

    I'm so weak

    I just spend £300 on a bespoke handmade coffee table too

    But also f u c k i t

    lets see it!

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Like fuckloads

    But my friend handmade this coffee table and it's REALLY NICE

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    Solar on
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    that is very nice!

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Yeah he did a great job, and honestly for the work? I feel the price is extremely reasonable

    Especially like the resin pour he did for the cool lagoon effect

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I've never been aroused by furniture before but

    Ya'll

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Yeah I love that resin pour

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I keep telling the guy that he could make that stuff as a full time job, it's really nice, people would definitely buy it

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    That is a beautiful table!!! I would have also spent £300 on it.

    Love thread why are people so insistent on you being in photos

    I thought I had successfully avoided being in my brother’s wedding photos only my mom told me that apparently there is a photo of Niko and me that the photographer managed to snap

    Why

    Why tell me that

    Why did my brother include it in his album ugh

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    changing my class to stable hand.

    I've read 10,000 fantasy novels and I've learned that stable hands are always employed and never killed.

    if I'm getting zapped into a far away land, I'm going to be practical about it.

    jokes on you, you're a humble stableboy who turns out to secretly be the heir to the throne of the Red Iron Kingdom, but you were hidden away after your dastardly uncle killed your father and usurped the throne. Now he's discovered that you live and is overturning the kingdom searching for you.

    when you find the Chosen Blade and the Goblinstone, all will become clear.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    changing my class to stable hand.

    I've read 10,000 fantasy novels and I've learned that stable hands are always employed and never killed.

    if I'm getting zapped into a far away land, I'm going to be practical about it.

    jokes on you, you're a humble stableboy who turns out to secretly be the heir to the throne of the Red Iron Kingdom, but you were hidden away after your dastardly uncle killed your father and usurped the throne. Now he's discovered that you live and is overturning the kingdom searching for you.

    when you find the Chosen Blade and the Goblinstone, all will become clear.

    fffffffffffffffffffff

    again?!

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I-I've never been your father...

    [coughs blood]

    but you'll always be my son. Now, flee, boy.

    flee!

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Solar wrote: »
    I keep telling the guy that he could make that stuff as a full time job, it's really nice, people would definitely buy it

    not to be a kill joy but I've had a similar discussion with my brother.

    Woodworking/furniture making it the most niche of crafts. You need to have a reliable source of regular (wealthy) patrons to make this work.

    Like at 300, minus material, taxes, advertising and labor he'd probably have to sell more than one of those a day to make a decent living.

    Doodmann on
    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    I keep telling the guy that he could make that stuff as a full time job, it's really nice, people would definitely buy it

    not to be a kill joy but I've had a similar discussion with my brother.

    Woodworking/furniture making it the most niche of crafts. You need to have a reliable source of regular (wealthy) patrons to make this work.

    Like at 300, minus material, taxes, advertising and labor he'd probably have to sell more than one of those a day to make a decent living.

    He actually wants to do it he's just understandably nervous about supporting his family. But he would sell that for more, like 500 probably. He does actually have a business plan that sounds pretty reasonable!

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I-I've never been your father...

    [coughs blood]

    but you'll always be my son. Now, flee, boy.

    flee!

    I'll make you proud!
    *takes coin purse*

    "I don't know inkeep, the lord was keeled over when I arrived"

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    That is a beautiful table!!! I would have also spent £300 on it.

    Love thread why are people so insistent on you being in photos

    I thought I had successfully avoided being in my brother’s wedding photos only my mom told me that apparently there is a photo of Niko and me that the photographer managed to snap

    Why

    Why tell me that

    Why did my brother include it in his album ugh

    Doesn't your brother surely know that you don't like it?

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Someone persuade me not to order a curry

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    That gull has no regrets

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Solar wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    That is a beautiful table!!! I would have also spent £300 on it.

    Love thread why are people so insistent on you being in photos

    I thought I had successfully avoided being in my brother’s wedding photos only my mom told me that apparently there is a photo of Niko and me that the photographer managed to snap

    Why

    Why tell me that

    Why did my brother include it in his album ugh

    Doesn't your brother surely know that you don't like it?

    YEAP

    Edit: that’s what I don’t get, the need for photos of other people

    Like take all the photos of yourself that you want! That’s great!

    Janson on
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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    More like no EGRETS am I right ha ha

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Because you see an egret is another kind of water bird

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I'm heron what you're sayin'

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Boobies.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Boobies.

    Speaking of things we love, my curry just arrived!

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    If I get whisked back in time I won't need to worry about using a weapon of the period, because the semi-auto shotgun and 500 shells I keep secreted away inside my body will surely ALSO get whisked back in time with me.

    All I'll have to do is poop them out uh I mean retrieve them from their ingenious hiding place, and I'll be set!

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    If I get whisked back in time I won't need to worry about using a weapon of the period, because the semi-auto shotgun and 500 shells I keep secreted away inside my body will surely ALSO get whisked back in time with me.

    All I'll have to do is poop them out uh I mean retrieve them from their ingenious hiding place, and I'll be set!

    Sounds more like you'll have an Elder Wand situation

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Boobies.

    Speaking of things we love, my curry just arrived!

    What curry did you get?

    How many poppadoms?

    Naan?

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Solar wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Boobies.

    Speaking of things we love, my curry just arrived!

    What curry did you get?

    How many poppadoms?

    Naan?

    >A Chicken Nepal, which is a Nepalese curry apparently? And delicious. Medium spice.

    >Yes they chuck in a couple fo free

    >Peshwari

    Solar on
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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Good, good.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I always like it when they give you the poppadoms free

    Mark of a good considerate curry place

    They go on the "free poppadoms" list

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Peshwari naan is my fave

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Absolutely the superior naan

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Our local place always gives us free stuff. Last week we got double the onion bhajis, an extra rice, an extra naan and a whole random side we didn't order. I think they just chuck stuff in if they have it spare.

    Cannot place a value on a good dependable local curry house.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    It's up there with the local pub, definitely. A high value institution

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