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10 minutes is too long to not have a [MOVIES] thread

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    I would be more excited about the Dolemite movie if Wesley Snipes wasn't in it

    Learning that he apparently abused Halle Berry and beat her so badly that she went 80% deaf in one ear reeeeeeeeally soured me on that asshole

    Whoa what the fuck

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    WELL THAT'S NEWS

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Damn

    What a piece of absolute shit

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    and it actually isn't news

    she's been talking about it since 2011

    this makes me....so much madder

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Its apparently nearly a decade old news, just no one ever talked about it and the media didn't run with it

    I wouldn't have known if my partner didn't tell me the other week

    She never revealed the abuser, with many folks assuming it was Christopher Williams but he spoke up and said it was Wesley Snipes and that he never abused her

    Fun times in Hollywood!!!!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    yeah jeez that's horrific, I can't believe that's been kept as quiet as it has

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    and it actually isn't news

    she's been talking about it since 2011

    this makes me....so much madder
    Or 1996
    https://people.com/archive/cover-story-hurts-so-bad-vol-45-no-19/

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    well i sure don't feel better now

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Edit: I'm dumb, I'm going to bed.

    Centipede Damascus on
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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    why am I just now hearing about this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws1YIKsuTjQ

    "Rorshach Kringle" aj you done fucked up not telling me

    oh so now ya'll are gonna pretend like you listen to me

    Rorshach for when you finally snap I just want to point out that I have never once made a joke about your recommendations.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Well now I feel worse.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Has Halle Berry ever specifically said it was Wesley Snipes? I can't find it if she did, and tbh I'm not going take the word of her ex because in that instance where he says Wesley did it he also blames her for the rumors that he did...

    I haven't done extensive research, maybe Wesley Snipes is the only answer that makes sense, I'm just skeptical of taking a reading between the lines interpretation as 100% fact

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2019
    One of those interviews said it happened while filming The Last Boy Scout, which filmed in 1991. She dated Wesley Snipes mainly in 90. In 91 she was dating Eddie Murphy, who would certainly be "someone well known in Hollywood."

    But who knows. Someone she dated around then is a piece of shit. Some of her other exes have indicated it was Wesley Snipes, but it doesn't look like she's ever confirmed that and David Justice is anything but reliable. Various celeb gossip timelines make it more likely that she was with someone else by the time of that movie's filming, but those aren't reliable at all this many years removed either.

    Ketar on
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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9CEIcmWmtA
    I am very okay with a movie that finally lets Emilia Clarke just be her actual incredibly charming self

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    JEREMY RENNER'S MUSIC IS NOW IN A JEEP COMMERCIAL.

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    JEREMY RENNER'S MUSIC IS NOW IN A JEEP COMMERCIAL.

    A white man falling ass first upwards into success? You don't say!

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    honovere wrote: »
    JEREMY RENNER'S MUSIC IS NOW IN A JEEP COMMERCIAL.

    A white man falling ass first upwards into success? You don't say!

    It's an actual original song called, "Sign" and it's bad. It sounds like a 40+ year old trying to be a boy band member.

    I'd share the YouTube of it and tempt people to click it but that would be monstrous of me...


    https://youtu.be/rPtAclahszs


    WHOOPS

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular

    Can I just say I can't stop listening to this

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    honovere wrote: »
    JEREMY RENNER'S MUSIC IS NOW IN A JEEP COMMERCIAL.

    A white man falling ass first upwards into success? You don't say!

    It's an actual original song called, "Sign" and it's bad. It sounds like a 40+ year old trying to be a boy band member.

    I'd share the YouTube of it and tempt people to click it but that would be monstrous of me...


    https://youtu.be/rPtAclahszs


    WHOOPS

    Eh, it's no worse than 30 Odd Foot Of Grunts, or Dogstar, or The Pizza Underground, or or or...

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Mr. G wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9CEIcmWmtA
    I am very okay with a movie that finally lets Emilia Clarke just be her actual incredibly charming self

    Gawd, Henry Golding is a DREAM BOAT.

    sarukun on
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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    JEREMY RENNER'S MUSIC IS NOW IN A JEEP COMMERCIAL.

    He steals a womans jeep in that

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I didn't realize Emma Thompson is not only IN Last Christmas, but she wrote it

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    JEREMY RENNER'S MUSIC IS NOW IN A JEEP COMMERCIAL.

    He steals a womans jeep in that

    Umm....no. He's so cool they want him to drive their Jeep. And then he takes them off road instead of following the tour bus, showing a complete disregard for his fellow bandmates.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    If Renner Hawkeye jumped instead of Scarjo his brother Barney oddly nicknamed Clint could have taken over and you know acted like Hawkeye is supposed to

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    If Renner Hawkeye jumped instead of Scarjo his brother Barney oddly nicknamed Clint could uave taken over and you knoww acted like Hawkeye is supposed to

    What?!?

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    If Renner Hawkeye jumped instead of Scarjo his brother Barney oddly nicknamed Clint could uave taken over and you knoww acted like Hawkeye is supposed to

    What?!?

    MCU Hawkeye is bad. I would like a good Hawkeye.

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Clint Howard would make a great Hawkeye

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Wait... The original driver of the Jeep and her passenger are gone at the end of the commercial.

    He did steal it... And killed the owners!

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular


    god I hope this movie uses no cg

    and it's just two dudes wearing red shorts in a dog-shaped fibreglass shell that people call "clifford"

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Clint Howard would make a great Hawkeye

    Wait do people not know his name is Clint Barton in the MCU?

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Clint Howard would make a great Hawkeye

    Wait do people not know his name is Clint Barton in the MCU?

    I'm pretty sure he's been called Clint and Barton at different times.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    and it actually isn't news

    she's been talking about it since 2011

    this makes me....so much madder
    Or 1996
    https://people.com/archive/cover-story-hurts-so-bad-vol-45-no-19/

    oh fuck me

    I would really like to be able to enjoy things but I guess powerful men constantly push against that notion

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The Snipes thing is a little weird. I can't seem to find anywhere that she said it was him and it seems to be from the word of a couple of her exes that were also believed to have been responsible for it as well.

    Not trying to exonerate him. Just saying the evidence is a little murky.

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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
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    DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    Parasite looks sooooooooo good.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9CEIcmWmtA
    I am very okay with a movie that finally lets Emilia Clarke just be her actual incredibly charming self

    Gawd, Henry Golding is a DREAM BOAT.
    Ang Ferraguto of Blank Check totally cracked this movie open

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    The "how Hawkeye is supposed to act" thing is a little bit fuzzy because Hawkeye is essentially two different characters pre and post Matt Fraction

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9CEIcmWmtA
    I am very okay with a movie that finally lets Emilia Clarke just be her actual incredibly charming self

    Gawd, Henry Golding is a DREAM BOAT.
    Ang Ferraguto of Blank Check totally cracked this movie open
    “Last Christmas I gave you my heart”

    Oh god damnit

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    The "how Hawkeye is supposed to act" thing is a little bit fuzzy because Hawkeye is essentially two different characters pre and post Matt Fraction

    Yes bad Hawkeye and good hawkeye with a puppy

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9CEIcmWmtA
    I am very okay with a movie that finally lets Emilia Clarke just be her actual incredibly charming self

    Gawd, Henry Golding is a DREAM BOAT.
    Ang Ferraguto of Blank Check totally cracked this movie open
    “Last Christmas I gave you my heart”

    Oh god damnit

    FUCK.

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