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    ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    Zxerol wrote: »
    The next reboot of course should use the definite article The Need for Speed.

    Except woops that's actually the name of the very first game so I guess they're fucked.

    The Need for The Speed

    Boom, off to the races

    shit I guess that's why you're the writer and I'm not

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Just copy the Ridge Racer and Ace Combat series and randomly rename one game in the series (Rage Racer, Air Combat), nobody will actually give a fuck.

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    Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
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    You can now mark games as "Played on Another Platform" so it will no longer be recommended to you but won't count against similar games in recommendations. Took long enough.

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    bring back the road and track branding

    Steam PSN: DerWaffleMous Origin: DerWaffleMous Bnet: DerWaffle#1682
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    Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    And speaking of things that have taken a long time:



    Finally getting more than the same trailer again, exciting

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    MvrckMvrck Dwarven MountainhomeRegistered User regular
    Crippl3 wrote: »
    And speaking of things that have taken a long time:



    Finally getting more than the same trailer again, exciting

    Can we possibly get an actual end fight this time instead of "Suddenly, quick time events!"?

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    DiarmuidDiarmuid Amazing Meatball Registered User regular
    The Neediest for The Speediest

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    SpeedNeed

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    The want for speed

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    A Desire for Velocity

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    I'm Getting Older and Could We Please Stop Moving So Quickly

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Do any of Need for Speed games have Fast and Furious style stories?

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Do any of Need for Speed games have Fast and Furious style stories?


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-4msZsoe18
    NFS:The Run (2011) was trying to be a Fast and the Furious clone

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U2MRfv8HQg
    as was NFS: Payback (2017)

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    But since NFS Underground or so all of the games have taken at least a few cues from Fast and the Furious, like with the car tuning, drift racing, and police evasion elements. Some have more plot/story stuff than others, though.

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    A Call to Haul [Ass]
    A Wish to Whiz
    A Use for Whoosh
    An Urge to Surge
    A Charge to Charge
    An Obligation for Acceleration
    Gotta Go Fast

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Do any of Need for Speed games have Fast and Furious style stories?

    I think that's what this one was:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsrJWUVoXeM

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Craving for Momentum

    Madican on
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMujf8nldFk

    SESSION

    early access is september 17

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I think the Need For Speed movie would have made more money if they'd hired Aaron Paul to do a game instead

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Total War Thrones of Britannia is on sale. Was that one any good or should I just wait for Three Kingdoms to drop a bit in price?

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    also

    The Need, the Speed, and the Ugly

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Need For Speed: 2

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Total War Thrones of Britannia is on sale. Was that one any good or should I just wait for Three Kingdoms to drop a bit in price?

    I can guarantee you that Three Kingdoms is worthwhile. Britannia I'm told is really infantry heavy and sounds a bit dull to me.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I Got A Needy For Some Speedy

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I Got A Needy For Some Speedy

    This makes me uncomfortable for reasons I cannot articulate

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Okay so a while back G2A boldly said that they were totally legitimate and they'd pay a dev the cost of any chargebacks if they could prove it. Subnautica took them up on that offer.

    G2A's response? "Uhhh....we uh, we...didn't exist at the time you're saying we did! Someone forged the Wayback Machine archive to make it look like we did!"
    Oh my gosh.

    https://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2019-08-14-g2a-fudges-own-history-in-response-to-developer-complaint
    G2A's main defense against a developer demanding money for fraudulent game keys it sold in 2013 is that it didn't start its key reselling business until 2014.

    However, both web archives and the company's own website seem to indicate that the marketplace both existed and was already seeing numerous transactions that year.
    The "DOMAIN FOR SALE!" image shown in the blog post was last archived in December of 2012. In January of 2013, two months before the Engadget story, the domain appears to have been purchased, though nothing yet appears on the page. There are no other web archive saves of the site until June of 2013, where it appears as a fully-functional key reselling site with games such as Red Faction Armageddon, Anno 2070, Battlefield Bad Company 2, and Assassin's Creed Brotherhood for sale advertised on the site's front page.
    "As mentioned in our post, G2A Marketplace came to life in January 2014. Obviously the domain was bought months before that. We treat Wayback Machine rather like a fun tool, not a credible source.
    Update: A G2A fact sheet on the company's website more specifically cites December of 2013 as the marketplace's start date and June 2013 as the launch date for G2A Goldmine, a program that rewards users for referring friends to make purchases on said marketplace. [h/t @fromcj on Twitter]

    Update 2: In response to a request for comment on the discrepancy, G2A has reiterated that it became a marketplace in December of 2013 and that its official start was in 2014.
    That is an amazing load of garbage.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I Got A Needy For Some Speedy

    This makes me uncomfortable for reasons I cannot articulate
    Nyeed Fow Spweed UwU

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    DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    What really makes me chuckle about Need for Speed series is how dead serious the characters are about their street racing, like it's life or death situation.

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    DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    G2A has reiterated that it became a marketplace in December of 2013 and that its official start was in 2014.
    I don't understand what these words mean.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I Got A Needy For Some Speedy

    This makes me uncomfortable for reasons I cannot articulate
    Nyeed Fow Spweed UwU

    Oof, augh, blarf

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Delduwath wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    G2A has reiterated that it became a marketplace in December of 2013 and that its official start was in 2014.
    I don't understand what these words mean.

    It is like Steam Early Access games don't exist until they are officially released and out of Greenlight.

    You know, something nobody actually believes.

    Couscous on
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I Got A Needy For Some Speedy

    This makes me uncomfortable for reasons I cannot articulate
    Nyeed Fow Spweed UwU

    Oof, augh, blarf

    speed me daddy

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    I hope Indie devs all band together for a class action lawsuit

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Give Us Our Fucking Money Jam

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Do any of Need for Speed games have Fast and Furious style stories?

    I think that's what this one was:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsrJWUVoXeM

    SHUT UP AND COOK THE METH, JESSIE!

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    I hope Indie devs all band together for a class action lawsuit
    Surely it affects the AAA companies too?

    Gvzbgul on
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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    A game of thrones

    the thrones are the drivers seats

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Man, that game was SURPRISINGLY rad.

    It played around with the unreliable narrator idea a lot better than Dragon Age 2 did.

    Varric is incredibly reliable you take that back

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