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Distressing Revelations

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hey Jordyn, if J'onn came down and offered to take you back to mars and live with him, would you do it?

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Hey Jordyn, if J'onn came down and offered to take you back to mars and live with him, would you do it?

    That's the dumbest question so far.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Hey Jordyn, if J'onn came down and offered to take you back to mars and live with him, would you do it?

    That's the dumbest question so far.

    It's dumb cause it would never happen! Mars is desolate, since they're all dead and then J'onn would never offer to take Jordyn with him because sexually she would be boring cause she can't shapeshift or read minds. Jordyn probably would register at "cactus" on J'onn's sex-o-meter. Prickly, full of water, but a waste of time.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    if jordyn wasn't fueled by rage before, she is now.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    would any of you guys like some free tickets?

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    it depends, what event are these free tickets for?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    free ticket huntington library

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm sorry ma'am we're all out of free tickets.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    KZZZZZT BRRRRRRZZZRK

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  • BedigumxBedigumx Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Because of these last few pages, I want to start a thread talking about the boning potential of superheros.

    Like is the Thing's dong made of rock, can Mr. Fantastic increase length and girth, or can any of the GL's use their rings' powers for some DVDA on a chick.

    Sadly these are the things that keep me up at night

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    man i'm thirsty

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I'm sorry ma'am we're all out of free tickets.

    you got ne tickets to the pot show maaaan?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    destroy hu-mans destroy hu-mans destroy hu-mans

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Bedigumx wrote: »
    Because of these last few pages, I want to start a thread talking about the boning potential of superheros.

    Like is the Thing's dong made of rock, can Mr. Fantastic increase length and girth, or can any of the GL's use their rings' powers for some DVDA on a chick.

    Sadly these are the things that keep me up at night

    This would result in a 100 page thread in 12 hours, easily.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Ah yes, Huntington Library, First Thursday, Free ticket.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    no we are out of free tickets

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    destroy hu-mans destroy hu-mans destroy hu-mans

    Jordyn how are you lately
    last night i dreamed about trying to get a cinnamon almond cappuccino at a place that was like...a hot dog stand for coffee

    and they had it, but they wouldn't let me pay in cash!

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Jordynbot 4000

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  • BedigumxBedigumx Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Junpei wrote: »
    Bedigumx wrote: »
    Because of these last few pages, I want to start a thread talking about the boning potential of superheros.

    Like is the Thing's dong made of rock, can Mr. Fantastic increase length and girth, or can any of the GL's use their rings' powers for some DVDA on a chick.

    Sadly these are the things that keep me up at night

    This would result in a 100 page thread in 12 hours, easily.

    I'm up for seeing a thread reach the moon. Half the forum is still on winter break anyway.

    EDIT: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=4157543#post4157543

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    no we are out of free tickets

    Yes, first Thursday, free day.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    this thread is rapidly devolving

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    no we are out of free tickets

    Well do you have any apple fritters?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    no more free tickets free tickets gone we have none no more

    no more free tickets

    no more free tickets make jordyn something something

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    jordyn come to the boning superheroes thread

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    No don't do it

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    yeas the crabulons demand it hissss 3 o'clock

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I have now ended up in the comic crop section of my photobucket.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Tuesday again?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    It's Monday

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Garfield you silly cat

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Crazy talk

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Guess what section of my photobucket I'm in.

    throwawaykittens.jpg

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    oh so we're both in the masturbatory_aid section of our photobuckets.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    No, really, I love kittens.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Go to the cats in racks section

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Hey Jordyn, if J'onn came down and offered to take you back to mars and live with him, would you do it?

    That's the dumbest question so far.

    Framling you just hate me because I make tons and tons of grammatical and spelling errors.

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