I now have 2 realtors confused by the lack of offers on my house.
We've had 1 offer 15k under asking...and we're 40k under area comps.
I'm thinking timing on the news making everyone worried about a recession kicked me in the ass.
My purely anecdotal observations bear that out. I'm seeing a lot more houses on the market and they are staying there for longer. I definitely think the housing bubble in due for some deflation, but I sure hope we're not in for a bust.
Good news: I'm pretty sure it's the water heater and not water seeping in through the foundation as it dried up as soon as I drained the water heater. Also good - floor drain works well so nothing got wet.
10 days here - Appraisal cleared this past Friday (at almost 10K higher than what we paid, but my brain has trouble accepting equity as anything real, and I think the appraiser glossed over some things that would have lowered that number), so we’re almost in the clear, barring some last minute bank weirdness.
Best of luck!
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AbsoluteZeroThe new film by Quentin KoopantinoRegistered Userregular
Fun times with plumbing. The reverse osmosis water filter system that was already installed when we bought the house decided to continually attempt to fill it's storage tank after it was already full. I figured it was a problem with the auto-shutoff valve diaphragm, so I ordered a new diaphragm, installed it and that seemed to do the trick. Then the manifold started leaking the next day. Took it apart again and found a crack in the shutoff valve, which I'm assuming I did with my gorilla strength putting it back together and trying to keep it nice and tight.
So, I scrapped the whole thing (except the storage tank which seemed to still be in good shape). Installed a new reverse osmosis filtration system, now with 2 tanks. Unfortunately for me, upon pressure testing the system I had a few dribbles of water come out of the fitting on the new tank. I reached in to hand tighten it a smidge when POP the damn pipe shot out of the fitting, the pressurized tank propelled itself out of the cabinet and hosed down my kitchen, while the now free pipe sprayed me in the face while I fumbled around for the shutoff valve.
After I got everything under control (and the kitchen dried out) I went back at it with some teflon tape on the fitting threads. Not sure if that would make much difference for a compression fitting but I figure the extra thickness should make the compression nut press a bit harder. Seems to be holding now and no dribbles. Crossing my fingers it doesn't fail spectacularly in the middle of the night or while I'm at work or something. I hate plumbing.
I'd argue 3 adults sharing a single bathroom is untenable.
2 adults and a child is not.
2 adults is not.
8 people coming over for game night or a small party, also not.
Y'all ever had the squirts and your roommate was taking a shower?
When we had our first kid, we had one bathroom. We added a second half bath when the second kid was born, but when we went from the old two bedroom to the new three bedroom place, we only had one bathroom. This seemed a fine idea for almost a full year after the move.
This approximate scene has unfolded twice in the last month:
"You'll have to wait, I'm making Sam sit on the potty."
"Ok, you give him, what, fifteen minute?"
"Well, yeah, but I put Tony on right after. He's a bit young but he likes to do what his big brother's doing so I hope he'll train earlier."
"So half hour."
"I've really got to go, I've been holding it since I started this."
"You know what, I'm going to the store."
...
"Wait, you forgot your wallet!"
"I'M NOT BUYING ANYTHING."
Four bathrooms is just some opulent decadence but holy shit I didn't realize how nice having a second was until it was gone and I'm driving to the fucking mall to take a piss.
Yeah once the 4th human being enters the picture it starts to become difficult to do. Not impossible but single bathrooms are a relic of when a house was built and there was an outhouse outside and they converted a closet/pantry to a bathroom.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
I'd argue 3 adults sharing a single bathroom is untenable.
2 adults and a child is not.
2 adults is not.
8 people coming over for game night or a small party, also not.
Y'all ever had the squirts and your roommate was taking a shower?
When we had our first kid, we had one bathroom. We added a second half bath when the second kid was born, but when we went from the old two bedroom to the new three bedroom place, we only had one bathroom. This seemed a fine idea for almost a full year after the move.
This approximate scene has unfolded twice in the last month:
"You'll have to wait, I'm making Sam sit on the potty."
"Ok, you give him, what, fifteen minute?"
"Well, yeah, but I put Tony on right after. He's a bit young but he likes to do what his big brother's doing so I hope he'll train earlier."
"So half hour."
"I've really got to go, I've been holding it since I started this."
"You know what, I'm going to the store."
...
"Wait, you forgot your wallet!"
"I'M NOT BUYING ANYTHING."
Four bathrooms is just some opulent decadence but holy shit I didn't realize how nice having a second was until it was gone and I'm driving to the fucking mall to take a piss.
You're right, 100% decadent. Also 100% awesome. The biggest challenge is testing out each toilet to determine your favorite.
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ShadowfireVermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered Userregular
I'd argue 3 adults sharing a single bathroom is untenable.
2 adults and a child is not.
2 adults is not.
8 people coming over for game night or a small party, also not.
Y'all ever had the squirts and your roommate was taking a shower?
When we had our first kid, we had one bathroom. We added a second half bath when the second kid was born, but when we went from the old two bedroom to the new three bedroom place, we only had one bathroom. This seemed a fine idea for almost a full year after the move.
This approximate scene has unfolded twice in the last month:
"You'll have to wait, I'm making Sam sit on the potty."
"Ok, you give him, what, fifteen minute?"
"Well, yeah, but I put Tony on right after. He's a bit young but he likes to do what his big brother's doing so I hope he'll train earlier."
"So half hour."
"I've really got to go, I've been holding it since I started this."
"You know what, I'm going to the store."
...
"Wait, you forgot your wallet!"
"I'M NOT BUYING ANYTHING."
Four bathrooms is just some opulent decadence but holy shit I didn't realize how nice having a second was until it was gone and I'm driving to the fucking mall to take a piss.
You're right, 100% decadent. Also 100% awesome. The biggest challenge is testing out each toilet to determine your favorite having to clean more toilets every week.
I'd argue 3 adults sharing a single bathroom is untenable.
2 adults and a child is not.
2 adults is not.
8 people coming over for game night or a small party, also not.
Y'all ever had the squirts and your roommate was taking a shower?
When we had our first kid, we had one bathroom. We added a second half bath when the second kid was born, but when we went from the old two bedroom to the new three bedroom place, we only had one bathroom. This seemed a fine idea for almost a full year after the move.
This approximate scene has unfolded twice in the last month:
"You'll have to wait, I'm making Sam sit on the potty."
"Ok, you give him, what, fifteen minute?"
"Well, yeah, but I put Tony on right after. He's a bit young but he likes to do what his big brother's doing so I hope he'll train earlier."
"So half hour."
"I've really got to go, I've been holding it since I started this."
"You know what, I'm going to the store."
...
"Wait, you forgot your wallet!"
"I'M NOT BUYING ANYTHING."
Four bathrooms is just some opulent decadence but holy shit I didn't realize how nice having a second was until it was gone and I'm driving to the fucking mall to take a piss.
You're right, 100% decadent. Also 100% awesome. The biggest challenge is testing out each toilet to determine your favorite having to clean more toilets every week.
Pffft, more toilets means you clean them less often.
It's the same amount of poop going in four as it would with one, but with one you have to account for all the blood from fistfights over fair access that you wash down it.
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ShadowfireVermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered Userregular
I'd argue 3 adults sharing a single bathroom is untenable.
2 adults and a child is not.
2 adults is not.
8 people coming over for game night or a small party, also not.
Y'all ever had the squirts and your roommate was taking a shower?
When we had our first kid, we had one bathroom. We added a second half bath when the second kid was born, but when we went from the old two bedroom to the new three bedroom place, we only had one bathroom. This seemed a fine idea for almost a full year after the move.
This approximate scene has unfolded twice in the last month:
"You'll have to wait, I'm making Sam sit on the potty."
"Ok, you give him, what, fifteen minute?"
"Well, yeah, but I put Tony on right after. He's a bit young but he likes to do what his big brother's doing so I hope he'll train earlier."
"So half hour."
"I've really got to go, I've been holding it since I started this."
"You know what, I'm going to the store."
...
"Wait, you forgot your wallet!"
"I'M NOT BUYING ANYTHING."
Four bathrooms is just some opulent decadence but holy shit I didn't realize how nice having a second was until it was gone and I'm driving to the fucking mall to take a piss.
You're right, 100% decadent. Also 100% awesome. The biggest challenge is testing out each toilet to determine your favorite having to clean more toilets every week.
Fun times with plumbing. The reverse osmosis water filter system that was already installed when we bought the house decided to continually attempt to fill it's storage tank after it was already full. I figured it was a problem with the auto-shutoff valve diaphragm, so I ordered a new diaphragm, installed it and that seemed to do the trick. Then the manifold started leaking the next day. Took it apart again and found a crack in the shutoff valve, which I'm assuming I did with my gorilla strength putting it back together and trying to keep it nice and tight.
So, I scrapped the whole thing (except the storage tank which seemed to still be in good shape). Installed a new reverse osmosis filtration system, now with 2 tanks. Unfortunately for me, upon pressure testing the system I had a few dribbles of water come out of the fitting on the new tank. I reached in to hand tighten it a smidge when POP the damn pipe shot out of the fitting, the pressurized tank propelled itself out of the cabinet and hosed down my kitchen, while the now free pipe sprayed me in the face while I fumbled around for the shutoff valve.
After I got everything under control (and the kitchen dried out) I went back at it with some teflon tape on the fitting threads. Not sure if that would make much difference for a compression fitting but I figure the extra thickness should make the compression nut press a bit harder. Seems to be holding now and no dribbles. Crossing my fingers it doesn't fail spectacularly in the middle of the night or while I'm at work or something. I hate plumbing.
I'm guessing it's all plastic fittings? That shit can be horrible about cross threading and not holding together.
Contrary to popular belief, Teflon tape is not a sealant, but rather a thread lubricant. That being said, I think you made the right move. If you're still a little nervous, pay a plumber for 1-2 hrs and have them come take a look. The peace of mind will be worth the price.
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AbsoluteZeroThe new film by Quentin KoopantinoRegistered Userregular
Fun times with plumbing. The reverse osmosis water filter system that was already installed when we bought the house decided to continually attempt to fill it's storage tank after it was already full. I figured it was a problem with the auto-shutoff valve diaphragm, so I ordered a new diaphragm, installed it and that seemed to do the trick. Then the manifold started leaking the next day. Took it apart again and found a crack in the shutoff valve, which I'm assuming I did with my gorilla strength putting it back together and trying to keep it nice and tight.
So, I scrapped the whole thing (except the storage tank which seemed to still be in good shape). Installed a new reverse osmosis filtration system, now with 2 tanks. Unfortunately for me, upon pressure testing the system I had a few dribbles of water come out of the fitting on the new tank. I reached in to hand tighten it a smidge when POP the damn pipe shot out of the fitting, the pressurized tank propelled itself out of the cabinet and hosed down my kitchen, while the now free pipe sprayed me in the face while I fumbled around for the shutoff valve.
After I got everything under control (and the kitchen dried out) I went back at it with some teflon tape on the fitting threads. Not sure if that would make much difference for a compression fitting but I figure the extra thickness should make the compression nut press a bit harder. Seems to be holding now and no dribbles. Crossing my fingers it doesn't fail spectacularly in the middle of the night or while I'm at work or something. I hate plumbing.
I'm guessing it's all plastic fittings? That shit can be horrible about cross threading and not holding together.
Contrary to popular belief, Teflon tape is not a sealant, but rather a thread lubricant. That being said, I think you made the right move. If you're still a little nervous, pay a plumber for 1-2 hrs and have them come take a look. The peace of mind will be worth the price.
Yessir, it is just about all plastic. It's gone almost 24 hours without any leaks now, gonna be watching it like a hawk for the next several days but hopefully it's good now. If it starts leaking again I will probably shut off the water and make an appointment with a plumber. Not worth risking a flood.
I did not know that about Teflon tape! I always thought it was meant to be a seal, but it makes sense now that I think about it. Neat!
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
Fun times with plumbing. The reverse osmosis water filter system that was already installed when we bought the house decided to continually attempt to fill it's storage tank after it was already full. I figured it was a problem with the auto-shutoff valve diaphragm, so I ordered a new diaphragm, installed it and that seemed to do the trick. Then the manifold started leaking the next day. Took it apart again and found a crack in the shutoff valve, which I'm assuming I did with my gorilla strength putting it back together and trying to keep it nice and tight.
So, I scrapped the whole thing (except the storage tank which seemed to still be in good shape). Installed a new reverse osmosis filtration system, now with 2 tanks. Unfortunately for me, upon pressure testing the system I had a few dribbles of water come out of the fitting on the new tank. I reached in to hand tighten it a smidge when POP the damn pipe shot out of the fitting, the pressurized tank propelled itself out of the cabinet and hosed down my kitchen, while the now free pipe sprayed me in the face while I fumbled around for the shutoff valve.
After I got everything under control (and the kitchen dried out) I went back at it with some teflon tape on the fitting threads. Not sure if that would make much difference for a compression fitting but I figure the extra thickness should make the compression nut press a bit harder. Seems to be holding now and no dribbles. Crossing my fingers it doesn't fail spectacularly in the middle of the night or while I'm at work or something. I hate plumbing.
I'm guessing it's all plastic fittings? That shit can be horrible about cross threading and not holding together.
Contrary to popular belief, Teflon tape is not a sealant, but rather a thread lubricant. That being said, I think you made the right move. If you're still a little nervous, pay a plumber for 1-2 hrs and have them come take a look. The peace of mind will be worth the price.
Yessir, it is just about all plastic. It's gone almost 24 hours without any leaks now, gonna be watching it like a hawk for the next several days but hopefully it's good now. If it starts leaking again I will probably shut off the water and make an appointment with a plumber. Not worth risking a flood.
I did not know that about Teflon tape! I always thought it was meant to be a seal, but it makes sense now that I think about it. Neat!
Yeah it's to stop the brass fittings traditionally used in plumbing from galling together and chewing their threads up. It's just a handy side-effect that the tape also helps seal the threads by getting mashed into any "looseness" of the thread fit as the fittings are tightened.
I'm surprised that the reverse osmosis system was threaded, to be honest. Pretty sure the only threaded line in mine is the main supply line coming to the system from the water line, and everything else is entirely plastic sharkbite push connectors.
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AbsoluteZeroThe new film by Quentin KoopantinoRegistered Userregular
Only the connections on the storage tanks are threaded, the rest is the push-to-connect sharkbite style stuff. Speaking of which, the sharkbite style tee fitting I used to join the two tanks has started dripping. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
I'd argue 3 adults sharing a single bathroom is untenable.
2 adults and a child is not.
2 adults is not.
8 people coming over for game night or a small party, also not.
Y'all ever had the squirts and your roommate was taking a shower?
When we had our first kid, we had one bathroom. We added a second half bath when the second kid was born, but when we went from the old two bedroom to the new three bedroom place, we only had one bathroom. This seemed a fine idea for almost a full year after the move.
This approximate scene has unfolded twice in the last month:
"You'll have to wait, I'm making Sam sit on the potty."
"Ok, you give him, what, fifteen minute?"
"Well, yeah, but I put Tony on right after. He's a bit young but he likes to do what his big brother's doing so I hope he'll train earlier."
"So half hour."
"I've really got to go, I've been holding it since I started this."
"You know what, I'm going to the store."
...
"Wait, you forgot your wallet!"
"I'M NOT BUYING ANYTHING."
Four bathrooms is just some opulent decadence but holy shit I didn't realize how nice having a second was until it was gone and I'm driving to the fucking mall to take a piss.
You're right, 100% decadent. Also 100% awesome. The biggest challenge is testing out each toilet to determine your favorite.
Living alone in a house with two full bathrooms is like having a mini vacation with every bowel movement.
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That_GuyI don't wanna be that guyRegistered Userregular
I'm kind of over having 2 full and 1 half baths. Cleaning 2 is doable but I've got an entire bathroom that is just kind of festering because I never use it. I need to through it and do a super cleaning and drop a bleach tablet in the tank. Just going in to flush the toilet and run the sink one a month is not cutting it.
I'd argue 3 adults sharing a single bathroom is untenable.
2 adults and a child is not.
2 adults is not.
8 people coming over for game night or a small party, also not.
Y'all ever had the squirts and your roommate was taking a shower?
I grew up in a house with 2 adults, 2 kids and an annual party with ~100 people and one bathroom. Two adults and child live there now actually, but the party is down to like 60. To this day when getting ready I'll ask my wife "Do you want to shower first or second" and she'll remind me we have 2 showers.
Only the connections on the storage tanks are threaded, the rest is the push-to-connect sharkbite style stuff. Speaking of which, the sharkbite style tee fitting I used to join the two tanks has started dripping. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Only the connections on the storage tanks are threaded, the rest is the push-to-connect sharkbite style stuff. Speaking of which, the sharkbite style tee fitting I used to join the two tanks has started dripping. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
First thing to test with those is always to see if they are fully seated. So push the tube real hard into the fitting. hopefully you will feel it move a bit, which means it just wasn't quite seated.
"The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it" - Dr Horrible
Specifically one of my bathroom faucets. There was a leak under the cold handle (underside of the sink), so I figured worn cartridge. Found replacements easy and cheap enough, so figured I’d replace the hot while I was at it.
Specifically one of my bathroom faucets. There was a leak under the cold handle (underside of the sink), so I figured worn cartridge. Found replacements easy and cheap enough, so figured I’d replace the hot while I was at it.
Cold side fixed!
Now the hot side is leaking.
Fffuuuuuu
Update, got a whole new faucet
The valve stems for the bad faucet handles are corroded/frozen in place though. And upside down in a tight space where I can’t get a lot of torque.
So I got some rust remover. Then it got in my eye. And all over the bottom of the sink, dripping down. The whole bottom floor smells like a garage now.
Still couldn’t get the valve stems. My next step was to remove the pedestal sink so I could flip it over and hopefully get at them from a position where I could torque the fuck out of them...or cut them off.
My wife stopped me, rightly, because based on my luck with this I’d probably shatter the sink...
Good luck to the plumber we’ll call to take a crack at this. Meanwhile I’ll have to point my own crack at my 2nd most favorite toilet in the house.
The underside of the sink has weird bump outs that prevent me from using it. I have about a 1/4” diameter around the 1” nut that’s frozen on the valve stem, so pretty much just the “quick install tool” that comes with the faucet is the only thing I have access to that fits.
This bathroom has also previously been on fire and has a hole in the ceiling.
Love using it tho
Captain Inertia on
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BlackDragon480Bluster KerfuffleMaster of Windy ImportRegistered Userregular
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We've had 1 offer 15k under asking...and we're 40k under area comps.
I'm thinking timing on the news making everyone worried about a recession kicked me in the ass.
My purely anecdotal observations bear that out. I'm seeing a lot more houses on the market and they are staying there for longer. I definitely think the housing bubble in due for some deflation, but I sure hope we're not in for a bust.
No, but there is a built in bidet.
No.
2 adults and a child is not.
2 adults is not.
8 people coming over for game night or a small party, also not.
Y'all ever had the squirts and your roommate was taking a shower?
Good news: I'm pretty sure it's the water heater and not water seeping in through the foundation as it dried up as soon as I drained the water heater. Also good - floor drain works well so nothing got wet.
Bad news: Cold showers until we get it fixed?
10 days here - Appraisal cleared this past Friday (at almost 10K higher than what we paid, but my brain has trouble accepting equity as anything real, and I think the appraiser glossed over some things that would have lowered that number), so we’re almost in the clear, barring some last minute bank weirdness.
Best of luck!
So, I scrapped the whole thing (except the storage tank which seemed to still be in good shape). Installed a new reverse osmosis filtration system, now with 2 tanks. Unfortunately for me, upon pressure testing the system I had a few dribbles of water come out of the fitting on the new tank. I reached in to hand tighten it a smidge when POP the damn pipe shot out of the fitting, the pressurized tank propelled itself out of the cabinet and hosed down my kitchen, while the now free pipe sprayed me in the face while I fumbled around for the shutoff valve.
After I got everything under control (and the kitchen dried out) I went back at it with some teflon tape on the fitting threads. Not sure if that would make much difference for a compression fitting but I figure the extra thickness should make the compression nut press a bit harder. Seems to be holding now and no dribbles. Crossing my fingers it doesn't fail spectacularly in the middle of the night or while I'm at work or something. I hate plumbing.
Even though its a recent remodel with a new roof and floors people are telling us it's not move in ready because of only having 1 bathroom.
When we had our first kid, we had one bathroom. We added a second half bath when the second kid was born, but when we went from the old two bedroom to the new three bedroom place, we only had one bathroom. This seemed a fine idea for almost a full year after the move.
This approximate scene has unfolded twice in the last month:
"You'll have to wait, I'm making Sam sit on the potty."
"Ok, you give him, what, fifteen minute?"
"Well, yeah, but I put Tony on right after. He's a bit young but he likes to do what his big brother's doing so I hope he'll train earlier."
"So half hour."
"I've really got to go, I've been holding it since I started this."
"You know what, I'm going to the store."
...
"Wait, you forgot your wallet!"
"I'M NOT BUYING ANYTHING."
Four bathrooms is just some opulent decadence but holy shit I didn't realize how nice having a second was until it was gone and I'm driving to the fucking mall to take a piss.
You're right, 100% decadent. Also 100% awesome. The biggest challenge is testing out each toilet to determine your favorite.
Pffft, more toilets means you clean them less often.
What? Ew no wtf.
I'm guessing it's all plastic fittings? That shit can be horrible about cross threading and not holding together.
Contrary to popular belief, Teflon tape is not a sealant, but rather a thread lubricant. That being said, I think you made the right move. If you're still a little nervous, pay a plumber for 1-2 hrs and have them come take a look. The peace of mind will be worth the price.
Yessir, it is just about all plastic. It's gone almost 24 hours without any leaks now, gonna be watching it like a hawk for the next several days but hopefully it's good now. If it starts leaking again I will probably shut off the water and make an appointment with a plumber. Not worth risking a flood.
I did not know that about Teflon tape! I always thought it was meant to be a seal, but it makes sense now that I think about it. Neat!
Yeah it's to stop the brass fittings traditionally used in plumbing from galling together and chewing their threads up. It's just a handy side-effect that the tape also helps seal the threads by getting mashed into any "looseness" of the thread fit as the fittings are tightened.
Living alone in a house with two full bathrooms is like having a mini vacation with every bowel movement.
I grew up in a house with 2 adults, 2 kids and an annual party with ~100 people and one bathroom. Two adults and child live there now actually, but the party is down to like 60. To this day when getting ready I'll ask my wife "Do you want to shower first or second" and she'll remind me we have 2 showers.
Alot of it is just what you're used to.
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
I always need to work close enough to home for my biggest GI failures
Water, uh....finds a way.
First thing to test with those is always to see if they are fully seated. So push the tube real hard into the fitting. hopefully you will feel it move a bit, which means it just wasn't quite seated.
Specifically one of my bathroom faucets. There was a leak under the cold handle (underside of the sink), so I figured worn cartridge. Found replacements easy and cheap enough, so figured I’d replace the hot while I was at it.
Cold side fixed!
Now the hot side is leaking.
Fffuuuuuu
Apparently leaks out of the bottom are usually internal seals, which aren’t worth replacing. So off to the store to get myself a new disposal I guess.
Update, got a whole new faucet
The valve stems for the bad faucet handles are corroded/frozen in place though. And upside down in a tight space where I can’t get a lot of torque.
So I got some rust remover. Then it got in my eye. And all over the bottom of the sink, dripping down. The whole bottom floor smells like a garage now.
Still couldn’t get the valve stems. My next step was to remove the pedestal sink so I could flip it over and hopefully get at them from a position where I could torque the fuck out of them...or cut them off.
My wife stopped me, rightly, because based on my luck with this I’d probably shatter the sink...
Good luck to the plumber we’ll call to take a crack at this. Meanwhile I’ll have to point my own crack at my 2nd most favorite toilet in the house.
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Husky-Basin-Wrench-16PL0127/304217758
The one I have is a square-tubed "neck" instead of round, which allows me to use a crescent wrench to add more torque.
Good call just calling a guy, but keep a tool like this in mind for the future.
The underside of the sink has weird bump outs that prevent me from using it. I have about a 1/4” diameter around the 1” nut that’s frozen on the valve stem, so pretty much just the “quick install tool” that comes with the faucet is the only thing I have access to that fits.
This bathroom has also previously been on fire and has a hole in the ceiling.
Love using it tho
You may need to reevaluate your deuce dropping routine. It seems rather forceful.
~ Buckaroo Banzai