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    ZundeZunde Registered User regular
    A mountain dew livewire since it's the only place you can buy them down here , One of the dubious hunks of pizza sitting out near the checkout counter and a three muskateers bar.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Coffee and almonds

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    Obscenely sized frozen burrito, Gardettos, and a XXX vitamin water

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    My go to is mozz sticks and a fish platter from sheetz.

    The platter has fries and macaroni.
    It's very filling and warm after a nightmare shift at work

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    One time I tried one of those mango juice drinks and I wasnt prepared for the slippery lubricious consistency and it caused such a malfunction in my drinking mechanisms that I inhaled and aresolised a significant amount of it very much in public and I can never return to that city

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    If it's Sheetz it's the app platter with tots/mozz sticks/chicken bites and a chocolate shake. Elsewise it's Reece's and a Pepsi (and once upon a time some bbq lays or kettle chips, but I've sworn off chips for a while).

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    i was gonna say I never buy anything from petrol stations if I can avoid it, but then I remembered

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Slim Jim, Nacho Doritos, and a coke.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    white chocolate reese's cups, munchos, and cherry coke zero

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Whatever I can get on special, which is usually two lemonade/ice teas and maybe a hot dog or pizza

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I basically only go to Wawas so

    cold brew
    cigarettes
    maybe a pretzel

    and maybe, if I'm feeling sassy, I get the 2 for 3 dollars sodas they have, but I'm trying to drink less soda

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Oh also sometimes entirely too many 7-11 taquitos

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Arizona/Peace Tea Arnold Palmer

    sour cream and cheddar chips

    teriyaki beef sticks

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh also sometimes entirely too many 7-11 taquitos

    I'm pretty sure this is any amount greater than zero.
    So, I too get entirely too many taquitos.

    Though, when I was working at a gas station, my go to was the long time roller dogs. The ones at the back. The ones that had been rolling since before I had got in for my shift and were waiting for me at the end of my day. The ones that were halfway to becoming hot dog flavored jerky. Just a light coating of nacho cheese on them and go to town.
    Wash them down with a 50/50 mix of coke flavored slush drink and actual coke, and try really hard not to think about what that was doing to my internal organs and sleep schedule.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh also sometimes entirely too many 7-11 taquitos

    I don't think there's a proper number of 7-11 taquitos. Most whole numbers are "not as many taquitos as I would like to eat" and at the same time "more taquitos than I would like to have eaten."

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh also sometimes entirely too many 7-11 taquitos

    I'm pretty sure this is any amount greater than zero.
    So, I too get entirely too many taquitos.

    Though, when I was working at a gas station, my go to was the long time roller dogs. The ones at the back. The ones that had been rolling since before I had got in for my shift and were waiting for me at the end of my day. The ones that were halfway to becoming hot dog flavored jerky. Just a light coating of nacho cheese on them and go to town.
    Wash them down with a 50/50 mix of coke flavored slush drink and actual coke, and try really hard not to think about what that was doing to my internal organs and sleep schedule.

    I've gotten some pushback from gas station people about wanting the hot dogs that have clearly been on the rollers for Too Long and it's like look man, I know what I'm getting into here.

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    20 oz Coke, bag of Fritos or Cheetos.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh also sometimes entirely too many 7-11 taquitos

    I'm pretty sure this is any amount greater than zero.
    So, I too get entirely too many taquitos.

    Though, when I was working at a gas station, my go to was the long time roller dogs. The ones at the back. The ones that had been rolling since before I had got in for my shift and were waiting for me at the end of my day. The ones that were halfway to becoming hot dog flavored jerky. Just a light coating of nacho cheese on them and go to town.
    Wash them down with a 50/50 mix of coke flavored slush drink and actual coke, and try really hard not to think about what that was doing to my internal organs and sleep schedule.

    I've gotten some pushback from gas station people about wanting the hot dogs that have clearly been on the rollers for Too Long and it's like look man, I know what I'm getting into here.

    That's because they want them for themselves. The forbidden delights of the old dogs is a secret known almost exclusively to the convenience store employees.

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Gardettos and either a refill on my water or a 12oz Red Bull depending on how tired I am and how far I’m driving.

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    a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2019
    My gas-station (QT usually) go-to is:
    A) Breakfast -> Breakfast pizza + no-carb energy drink (usually Rockstar Zero Punched)
    B) Lunch -> Cheese taquito + buffalo "chicken" stick + fountain soda

    These are more rare treats now than standards, but yeah.

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    QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    If I'm not driving, I'll kill a couple QT hotdogs. If I AM driving
    Take one from the wet category and one from the crunch category:
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    If I'm not in cheerwine country I'll settle for coke zero, but as a person who does not drink much soda anyway, I really really want that cheerwine.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    peach Snapple, smok-a-roni, and salt and pepper kettle chips

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    When I get gas at Quicktrip, I usually get a bottle of Ruby Red Squirt and one of their soft pretzels with a side of cheese dip.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    When I get gas at Quicktrip, I usually get a bottle of Ruby Red Squirt and one of their soft pretzels with a side of cheese dip.

    The soft pretzels at QT are so good! They oversalt them so badly here, though.

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    DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    I never buy gas station snacks because here in Oregon it's illegal to pump your own gas so I never get out of car. Also all the gas stations around here are surrounded by fast food places so why would I bother?

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I am addicted to QT's breakfast pizza.

    I am trying to force myself to cut down.

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    ZundeZunde Registered User regular
    "I don't like cauliflower it's gross waa-waa!"

    "Okay i'll just use rice instead we'll have chicken and rice."

    "Yaaay"

    Pricks i used cauliflower anyway and they ATE IT ALL happily

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    Zunde wrote: »
    "I don't like cauliflower it's gross waa-waa!"

    "Okay i'll just use rice instead we'll have chicken and rice."

    "Yaaay"

    Pricks i used cauliflower anyway and they ATE IT ALL happily

    Make sure to make "mashed potatoes" for them too.

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    BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    You know those frozen mixed vegetables, like the broccoli, cauliflower, and carrot mix. It sucks when you open up a bag and get like 80-90% carrots.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Dirtyboy wrote: »
    I never buy gas station snacks because here in Oregon it's illegal to pump your own gas so I never get out of car. Also all the gas stations around here are surrounded by fast food places so why would I bother?

    sometimes you just want a snack and the gas station is right there! I get stuff usually when I'm driving over the mountains to Portland, I'll stop for gas in Madras or Sandy, pick up snacks at a station there.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I tend not to buy gas station snacks because if I get something it's usually a drink as I will chug one and refill so I get my money's worth but I just get lotto as of late

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I thought it was legal to pump your own gas in Oregon now?

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I thought it was legal to pump your own gas in Oregon now?

    Only in counties with less than 40k people, and only between 6pm and 6am.

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    Two jalepeno corn dogs and a RC cola.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I thought it was legal to pump your own gas in Oregon now?

    Only in counties with less than 40k people, and only between 6pm and 6am.

    That's... a really weird restriction!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    the idea is that places in lower population areas have a hard time hiring people for graveyard shift, so they loosened the restrictions there

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    a state law against pumping your own gas is dumb as shit to begin with

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    The idea, as someone who used to be a pump monkey (mostly graveyards, even), was that it creates jobs.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    The idea, as someone who used to be a pump monkey (mostly graveyards, even), was that it creates jobs.

    Yeah 90 years ago when cars were randomly assembled monstrosities and gas stations were all mechanic shops.
    There's not much reason in then modern day.

    Though the people complaining when that law change went through were hilarious

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