If those things werent real Id love them but they are real so I hate them
Like theyre just so fucking stupid and mean spirited, absolutely good for nothing besides hurting people and not even good at that, a fuckin stiletto has nothing on its mind but murder at least its good at it
If those things werent real Id love them but they are real so I hate them
Like theyre just so fucking stupid and mean spirited, absolutely good for nothing besides hurting people and not even good at that, a fuckin stiletto has nothing on its mind but murder at least its good at it
God what ugly souls those objects have
i really don't think the vast majority of what trueswords sells is ever purchased with the intent to hurt anybody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_LjMUVkv0A
mostly they're just used to slice water bottles and appeal to idiots like me who want cool ninja weapons because I've watched too much anime, but I lack all ability/resolve/technique/knowledge to even know that what I purchased was junk
The vast majority of tacticool firearms horseshit isnt purchased with murder in mind but I fuckin despise all that trash too, like not for nothin that stupid twisty stabbing implement is posed with magazines full of 5.56, peas in a fuckin pod
Theres a bit in Slaughterhouse 5 where a German soldier finds a knuckleduster dagger on a POW, it really made an impression on me regarding the intent of objects
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BroloBroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered Userregular
ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
The vast majority of tacticool firearms horseshit isnt purchased with murder in mind but I fuckin despise all that trash too, like not for nothin that stupid twisty stabbing implement is posed with magazines full of 5.56, peas in a fuckin pod
ehhhh I get where you're coming from
but I kinda feel like the military industrial complex took over our culture a long time ago
Lightsaber vs Keyblade is one of the hardest choices I’ve ever had to make
Unfortunately you did not select a lightsaber, you selected a light sabre
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darunia106J-bob in gamesDeath MountainRegistered Userregular
ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
Gotta go for ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF WORLDS THAT CARVED THE FIRST DAWN FROM THE STONE OF THE ENDLESS NIGHT! But my actual favorite sword isn't really a sword.
I wonder if anybody ever buys cane swords anymore?
If I see a dude with a cane and he doesn't have any kind of limp and is also probably wearing a trilby ass fedora I'm gonna assume it's a cane sword and now I have the advantage.
But if I see a dude with a cane and he's actually an old dude then its probably just a straight up old dude cane, right? Unless the old dude is just faking it trying to lure me into a false sense of security?
Either way I'm gonna sneak up behind both of them and Assassin's Creed them with my bitchin scorpion wrist... things that I bought 7 of from TrueSwordsdotcom, just to be safe.
Fuck yeah man, I'm not trying to shit on you, lots of people even in Canada have the exact same attitude you have with trueswords but with firearms, at least your shit taps out at like fifty bucks and will probably break before dealing death
I wonder if anybody ever buys cane swords anymore?
If I see a dude with a cane and he doesn't have any kind of limp and is also probably wearing a trilby ass fedora I'm gonna assume it's a cane sword and now I have the advantage.
But if I see a dude with a cane and he's actually an old dude then its probably just a straight up old dude cane, right? Unless the old dude is just faking it trying to lure me into a false sense of security?
Either way I'm gonna sneak up behind both of them and Assassin's Creed them with my bitchin scorpion wrist... things that I bought 7 of from TrueSwordsdotcom, just to be safe.
you know what's better than a cane sword?
A cane that's solid hardwood. Fuckin' get knocked out right quick I tell ya what.
I wonder if anybody ever buys cane swords anymore?
If I see a dude with a cane and he doesn't have any kind of limp and is also probably wearing a trilby ass fedora I'm gonna assume it's a cane sword and now I have the advantage.
But if I see a dude with a cane and he's actually an old dude then its probably just a straight up old dude cane, right? Unless the old dude is just faking it trying to lure me into a false sense of security?
Either way I'm gonna sneak up behind both of them and Assassin's Creed them with my bitchin scorpion wrist... things that I bought 7 of from TrueSwordsdotcom, just to be safe.
If I ever live to be an old man with a limp then you can bet your ass that I will own at least one cane sword
But having one just because is no good, you gotta be someone that normally has a cane
There is a fairly short list of outright prohibited items in Canadian law, amusingly sword sticks and the like are amongst them. Also 'loaded sticks' which is like a walking stick or shillelagh with a hollow carved in and filled with lead.
It's sort of silly but again the only intent of a loaded stick is human carnage, why abide such a thing
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firewaterwordSatchitanandaPais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered Userregular
cane swords probably fall under concealed knife laws in many places, like in california they definitely do
Here in Texas I can openly walk around with brass knuckles, switchblades, and fucking swords. I haven't seen any fuckin nerdlingers doing so yet, but I swear to god when I do
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THEY'LL FUCKIN CUT YA WIDE OPEN
His name's Donnie Yen
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I've used a few of their swords and they're very nice but I've yet to take the plunge and buy one
Perfectly balanced and with a little heft for choppin, lifetime warranty too
THROWING SWORD COMBO
CLEAVE EM UP
YOU BRING THE THUNDER I'LL BRING THE LIGHTNING
GIVE THEM THE STABBY CLAW SNIKT BUB
I'LL SWIRLY THE LOT OF YOU
I'M A TACTICAL POLICE OGRE
SLICE EM UP LIKE BROCCOLI AND ONIONS AND SOME MINCED GARLIC TOO
HERE'S A FORTUNE FROM MY CRYSTAL BALL: SOMEONE'S GONNA GET STABBED
WHEN THE MYSTERY METHOD GOES BAD SOMETIMES I GOTTA SLICE MY WAY OUT
OPEN A BOTTLE FOR EM: IT'S REFRESHMENT TIME HYDRATION IS IMPORTANT
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Like theyre just so fucking stupid and mean spirited, absolutely good for nothing besides hurting people and not even good at that, a fuckin stiletto has nothing on its mind but murder at least its good at it
God what ugly souls those objects have
I got something kinda like that I use for cutting up pizzas and flatbreads and such
It's pretty good
Nothing better for pizza cutting
i really don't think the vast majority of what trueswords sells is ever purchased with the intent to hurt anybody
mostly they're just used to slice water bottles and appeal to idiots like me who want cool ninja weapons because I've watched too much anime, but I lack all ability/resolve/technique/knowledge to even know that what I purchased was junk
https://www.trueswords.com/Death-Stalker-Hand-Claw-14702
like what is this? how would you even use it to like... cut something? I want two
My favorite sword is obviously the soul reaver
ehhhh I get where you're coming from
but I kinda feel like the military industrial complex took over our culture a long time ago
might as well wallow in the goofy bits of it
Unfortunately you did not select a lightsaber, you selected a light sabre
I mean you could hardly call it a sword.
It's more like a sharpened hunk of iron.
If I see a dude with a cane and he doesn't have any kind of limp and is also probably wearing a trilby ass fedora I'm gonna assume it's a cane sword and now I have the advantage.
But if I see a dude with a cane and he's actually an old dude then its probably just a straight up old dude cane, right? Unless the old dude is just faking it trying to lure me into a false sense of security?
Either way I'm gonna sneak up behind both of them and Assassin's Creed them with my bitchin scorpion wrist... things that I bought 7 of from TrueSwordsdotcom, just to be safe.
you know what's better than a cane sword?
A cane that's solid hardwood. Fuckin' get knocked out right quick I tell ya what.
If I ever live to be an old man with a limp then you can bet your ass that I will own at least one cane sword
But having one just because is no good, you gotta be someone that normally has a cane
It's sort of silly but again the only intent of a loaded stick is human carnage, why abide such a thing
nsfw(atermelons)!
Here in Texas I can openly walk around with brass knuckles, switchblades, and fucking swords. I haven't seen any fuckin nerdlingers doing so yet, but I swear to god when I do