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What is your favorite sword?

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    ummm


    I like the darksaber
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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    ummm


    I like the darksaber
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    it good

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    LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    cane swords probably fall under concealed knife laws in many places, like in california they definitely do

    Here in Texas I can openly walk around with brass knuckles, switchblades, and fucking swords. I haven't seen any fuckin nerdlingers doing so yet, but I swear to god when I do

    I saw someone carrying a pink katana well before I saw someone carrying a gun. Also you forgot to mention chains.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    I'd have to say my favorite s word is probably.. Saburration

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Oh dang, Saburration is a great sword name

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
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    Lasbrook wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    cane swords probably fall under concealed knife laws in many places, like in california they definitely do

    Here in Texas I can openly walk around with brass knuckles, switchblades, and fucking swords. I haven't seen any fuckin nerdlingers doing so yet, but I swear to god when I do

    I saw someone carrying a pink katana well before I saw someone carrying a gun. Also you forgot to mention chains.

    Oh shit I forgot I could get some brass knuckles, yessss

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Veldrin wrote: »
    Oh dang, Saburration is a great sword name

    Has anyone ever given you the nickname of Korni? Because they should.

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    LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Lasbrook wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    cane swords probably fall under concealed knife laws in many places, like in california they definitely do

    Here in Texas I can openly walk around with brass knuckles, switchblades, and fucking swords. I haven't seen any fuckin nerdlingers doing so yet, but I swear to god when I do

    I saw someone carrying a pink katana well before I saw someone carrying a gun. Also you forgot to mention chains.

    Oh shit I forgot I could get some brass knuckles, yessss

    Coworker of mine has been talking about going and getting some on our lunch break one of these days.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
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    The Richard Lester Three Musketeer movies have some great sword fights in them.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
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    Lasbrook wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Lasbrook wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    cane swords probably fall under concealed knife laws in many places, like in california they definitely do

    Here in Texas I can openly walk around with brass knuckles, switchblades, and fucking swords. I haven't seen any fuckin nerdlingers doing so yet, but I swear to god when I do

    I saw someone carrying a pink katana well before I saw someone carrying a gun. Also you forgot to mention chains.

    Oh shit I forgot I could get some brass knuckles, yessss

    Coworker of mine has been talking about going and getting some on our lunch break one of these days.

    I'm gonna get some with someone else's name on them

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
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    Mysst wrote: »
    Lasbrook wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Lasbrook wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    cane swords probably fall under concealed knife laws in many places, like in california they definitely do

    Here in Texas I can openly walk around with brass knuckles, switchblades, and fucking swords. I haven't seen any fuckin nerdlingers doing so yet, but I swear to god when I do

    I saw someone carrying a pink katana well before I saw someone carrying a gun. Also you forgot to mention chains.

    Oh shit I forgot I could get some brass knuckles, yessss

    Coworker of mine has been talking about going and getting some on our lunch break one of these days.

    I'm gonna get some with someone else's name on them

    Let's both get some and then meet up and have a friendly fistfight!

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
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    I like bastard swords because the flexibility they afford while not forgoing reach or power, and also because I have the maturity of a 13 year old.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
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    just jumping back to the monstrosities for a moment
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    COMBAT CLEAVER!!!!

    that thing would break your goddamn fingers so fast

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    darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
    My only salient opinion on swords:

    https://youtu.be/VtJUHGjVm0E

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    How did we make it this far without anyone mentioning hook swords?

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
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    How did we make it this far without anyone mentioning hook swords?

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    I believe Veldrin already did on like the first page.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    How did we make it this far without anyone mentioning hook swords?

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    I believe Veldrin already did on like the first page.

    Well... He doesn't count

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
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    Also, on the subject of sabres, I like the Russian Shaska, a small to medium sized sabre with no guard, but a short length of rope or chain and a heavy striking weight instead of a pommel. Also quite a narrow and thin blade for very high maneuverability, but still just strong enough for a little stabbing and thrusting.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    Fuck yeah man, I'm not trying to shit on you, lots of people even in Canada have the exact same attitude you have with trueswords but with firearms, at least your shit taps out at like fifty bucks and will probably break before dealing death

    yeah it's not really logically consistent of me

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    i have a pair of these in the house

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    andI have a nerf gun in my house that looks like a toy version of a tacticool gun

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    but then this airsoft gun is waaaaaaaaay past my limit, and I would never even hold one for fear of it being mistaken for a real gun

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    and I still side-eye the We Are Horny For Guns stuff


    which is like, barely a half step away from this shit

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Urumi, the wiggliest sword
    I like the Keyblade because it fits the goofy Final Disney aesthetic the series has going on. Of course that would be a weapon. It’s very silly, but that’s what makes it fit in in context.

    It also does have rad magic powers. The cutting edge appears to be magic, and it can unlock nearly anything that can be conceived as “closed”.

    Plus, it teleports back to the owner’s hand if it’s separated from him, which means you can exploit that to throw your sword at the enemy and not have that be a completely awfull idea.

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    a light sabre
    Enlong wrote: »
    I like the Keyblade because it fits the goofy Final Disney aesthetic the series has going on. Of course that would be a weapon. It’s very silly, but that’s what makes it fit in in context.

    It also does have rad magic powers. The cutting edge appears to be magic, and it can unlock nearly anything that can be conceived as “closed”.

    Plus, it teleports back to the owner’s hand if it’s separated from him, which means you can exploit that to throw your sword at the enemy and not have that be a completely awfull idea.

    Also, the Keyblade has plenty of non-combat uses, too.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2019
    ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W
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    I don't know which of these are real and which are jokes/fan creations

    Brolo on
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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Those twisted three bladed stabbing daggers are often marketed as being like, Nazi paratrooper knives or whatever horseshit too. Like Wehraboos love that shit

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Luckily for them the retail market for young white fans of mid-century German militarism has never been livelier

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    There is also a very large market of people buying customised tactical boarspears or whatever the fuck because due to numerous convictions they aren't able to own a gun and therefore they need another ostentatious matt black urban combat killing implement to shore up their delicate masculinity

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    To be quite certain I am a weapons pervert myself I just have excellent taste and discretion

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
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    Brolo wrote: »
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    I don't know which of these are real and which are jokes/fan creations

    They're all fuckin jokes

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    The bottom pic is all of the blades from Kingdom Hearts 3

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    Urumi, the wiggliest sword
    Brolo wrote: »
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    I don't know which of these are real and which are jokes/fan creations

    Every single one is real.

    * The basic Kingdom Key
    * The “Chi Blade” (yes it’s a genuinely terrible pun)
    * Unnamed blade used in a combo attack in KH3D
    * KHIII’s version of Ultima Weapon
    * Gull Wing, gifted by a trio of FFX-2 characters
    * Oathkeeper and Oblivion, a light and dark themed pair.
    * All the non-Ultima Keyblades in KHIII

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    The Keyblade is extremely stupid but I like it

    I should probably just move on to KH2 and play it on easy, because Ansem in KH1 can eat my butt

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
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    Moriveth wrote: »
    The Keyblade is extremely stupid but I like it

    I should probably just move on to KH2 and play it on easy, because Ansem in KH1 can eat my butt

    The final boss or the hidden boss in Hollow Bastion?

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Someday there will be a Kingdom Hearts: Complete package right? I want to eventually play all the games but it would involved owning like 5 different platforms.

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    Getting killed by Gullwing is probably one of the most humilliating way you could go as a villain

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Urumi, the wiggliest sword
    Peas wrote: »
    Getting killed by Gullwing is probably one of the most humilliating way you could go as a villain

    Even worse is Sweet Memories.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
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    Enlong wrote: »
    Peas wrote: »
    Getting killed by Gullwing is probably one of the most humilliating way you could go as a villain

    Even worse is Sweet Memories.

    Nothing would top Kingdom Key, just for the knowledge that you were so basic Sora didn't even bother using his best weapons

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Someday there will be a Kingdom Hearts: Complete package right? I want to eventually play all the games but it would involved owning like 5 different platforms.

    They literally packaged up all the games that weren't mobile games before KH3 in one collection for PS4.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    ALL-BLACK THE NECROSWORD, THE ANNIHILABLADE, THE SLICER OF W


    I still love this dumb tweet

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Someday there will be a Kingdom Hearts: Complete package right? I want to eventually play all the games but it would involved owning like 5 different platforms.

    They literally packaged up all the games that weren't mobile games before KH3 in one collection for PS4.

    but some of the mobile ones are super important! (or did you mean phone)

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
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    Doodmann wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Someday there will be a Kingdom Hearts: Complete package right? I want to eventually play all the games but it would involved owning like 5 different platforms.

    They literally packaged up all the games that weren't mobile games before KH3 in one collection for PS4.

    but some of the mobile ones are super important! (or did you mean phone)

    The phone one is just baffling and I'm not sure if it had all the most crucial plot info or was pure waffle. Or both

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