I want more stuff like the good SCPs and that one... thing that had titles of Law & Order SVU episodes, with short summaries of the plot that mostly focused on the main characters being broken people and seeing the edges of reality fray as their doppelgangers make tangential intrusions into their lives.
Interesting. My 11 year old has been expressing some interest in spooky stories lately. I was wondering if there were any shows to introduce her to, but I think some of these are still a little to intense.
"Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
My older brothers made me cry once cuz I was six and I was watching are you afraid of the dark and it was rates y7 and they said the cops were gonna come get me
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
Could you repeat that confession into my lapel, please?
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
I DID IT! I WATCHED EM ALL! THE SPOOKY CLOWN, THE POOL GHOST, ALL OF EM!
Indeed, it never means aliens (because if we can identify it as aliens then it's not unidentified anymore).
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
Ah but it doesn't NOT mean aliens tho
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
Well, nothing doesn't NOT mean aliens.
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
That's the spirit!
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DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
man, if aliens are real and buzzing jets and shit, I wish they'd just conquer Earth already
you crossed the vastness of the cosmos, and all you do is move mysteriously and prank people? are all the aliens we've seen just jerk teenagers fucking with the locals?
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Librarian's ghostLibrarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSporkRegistered Userregular
man, if aliens are real and buzzing jets and shit, I wish they'd just conquer Earth already
you crossed the vastness of the cosmos, and all you do is move mysteriously and prank people? are all the aliens we've seen just jerk teenagers fucking with the locals?
They're either scared of us because of all the alien porn or they're secretly making and encouraging the alien porn to pave the way for their eventual arrival.
Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited September 2019
Wwweeelllll if you wanna get INTO the various theories.......
Nah but seriously there's dozens of possible explanations for alien visitation, and dozens more possible explanations for abduction abd contact scenarios, I can barely keep my head around all of it and it's been a serious interest of mine since, like... EARLY childhood.
My pet theory is that there's a bunch of different species all showing various levels of interest on our society not because we're especially interesting inherently, but because we're on the cusp of potentially becoming interesting. There's historical accounts of what could be UFO sightings going back millennia, even ignoring all those (imo) nonsense ancient aliens type theories (which is a whole other big long post) and we're transitioning into a spacefaring species. Anthropologically speaking z it'd be an interesting study opportunity for a hyper-advanced alien race to study a snapshot of time from what would be their distant past. It's as tantalizing as time travel is to us only they'd be able to watch a relatively primitive species develop in real time! Even taking samples, perhaps, to measure whether nuclear detonations and environmental pollutants have effected the evolutionary course of their subjects.
That's actually a semi-popular theory of what Bigfoot is, extra-dimensional/terrestrial botanists studying a a planet that has, or had at one point, organisms very similar to them biologically. That's why they're always out of focus you know, extradimensional juju. No I'm not making that up I swear to God that's a thing in some Sasquatch enthusiast circles.
Edit: according to SOME abductees, human horniness is actually a big asset for alien scientists, specifically those looking to make... Hybrids. *Theremin music*
Come on, I've watched the Sci-Fi channel's documentary "The Invisible Man", I know why Sasquatches are invisible: because they have a glad that produces the invisibility-facilitating quicksilver substance.
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
I wanna be clear that while I grant the validity of many ufo theories, I'm not, like, whole-hog a full on believer.
Just... you know. Don't wanna give anyone the idea that I'm on the wild-card line of Coast to Coast or something.
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DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
I watched a Bob Lazar documentary a couple weeks ago and was like maybe
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
That's the dangerous thing about conspiracy! It's all just plausible enough, isn't it?
Some stuff anyway. Flat earth isn't just plausible enough.
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DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
so I've been thinking of having an amulet made, or getting a tattoo of the symbol of Mammon, Lord of Hell, Patron of Avarice. Doin' a ritual or two, offering myself in exchange for wealth and success.
He can have my soul, I've already made it all grubby and gray anyways
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edit: seems the creepypasta one is ok
I don't get pop-ups from the original site.
http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/
I got several dozen. Weird
I forgot what the ending was.
yes
xbl - HowYouGetAnts
steam - WeAreAllGeth
It was his hole. It was made just for him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg6f32E9vN0
Also I love that Tom DeLonge is like, a foremost figure in the UFOlogy field. It's just so weird and it makes me happy.
you crossed the vastness of the cosmos, and all you do is move mysteriously and prank people? are all the aliens we've seen just jerk teenagers fucking with the locals?
They can't be any worse than our current rulers.
Nah but seriously there's dozens of possible explanations for alien visitation, and dozens more possible explanations for abduction abd contact scenarios, I can barely keep my head around all of it and it's been a serious interest of mine since, like... EARLY childhood.
My pet theory is that there's a bunch of different species all showing various levels of interest on our society not because we're especially interesting inherently, but because we're on the cusp of potentially becoming interesting. There's historical accounts of what could be UFO sightings going back millennia, even ignoring all those (imo) nonsense ancient aliens type theories (which is a whole other big long post) and we're transitioning into a spacefaring species. Anthropologically speaking z it'd be an interesting study opportunity for a hyper-advanced alien race to study a snapshot of time from what would be their distant past. It's as tantalizing as time travel is to us only they'd be able to watch a relatively primitive species develop in real time! Even taking samples, perhaps, to measure whether nuclear detonations and environmental pollutants have effected the evolutionary course of their subjects.
That's actually a semi-popular theory of what Bigfoot is, extra-dimensional/terrestrial botanists studying a a planet that has, or had at one point, organisms very similar to them biologically. That's why they're always out of focus you know, extradimensional juju. No I'm not making that up I swear to God that's a thing in some Sasquatch enthusiast circles.
Edit: according to SOME abductees, human horniness is actually a big asset for alien scientists, specifically those looking to make... Hybrids. *Theremin music*
Just... you know. Don't wanna give anyone the idea that I'm on the wild-card line of Coast to Coast or something.
Some stuff anyway. Flat earth isn't just plausible enough.
He can have my soul, I've already made it all grubby and gray anyways
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
These unidentified objects being alien craft/entities (hell, maybe they are some kind of cryptid or extradimensional beings).
Or them being human inventions (likely built for the purpose of war) being kept from the public.
it's probably just a fucking plastic bag
Like how the Black Knight is literally just a blanket
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.