The real mystery guest is the friends we made along the way
No wait
It’s some drunk kid
And he’s shit himself
Nah it’s always some C-list celebrity because if their name had any real draw they’d use it instead of calling them a mystery guest
Edit: so my guess is it’s Elizabeth Berkley
Lol
I wonder what she’s doing these days. Those SBTB kids had a hell of post-series career.
- Elizabeth Berkeley: did softcore porn, faded into obscurity
- Dustin Diamond: made pornos no one wanted to watch, went to jail
- Lark Voorhees: Lost her gotdam mind
- Mario Lopez: homophobe and professional dollar-store Ryan Seacrest
- Tiffany Theissen: Enjoying obscurity with Lizzy Berx, maybe they do brunch with Annabeth Gish
- Mark-Paul Gosselar: Intermittent feature guest on cop shows, frequently mistaken for Ricky Schroeder and James Van Der Beek and doesn’t correct people.
Hey show Tiffany Theissen some respect she went and did some mediocre c tier prime time shows on fox
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Speaking of which, it seems like there’s only two central bits of anatomy I’ll be jettisoning this week, while the rest gets origami’d into its new layout, neither of which are erogenous or functionally-required.
I had a dream I had lesbian sex for the first time and when I went to lick the woman’s ...er...secret garden...I was like “hey! This doesn’t taste disgusting at all!”
So now I know that I think vaginas taste gross, subconsciously
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I was always a big fan of Van Der Beek after The Rules of Attraction
what a solid movie
Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
Speaking of which, it seems like there’s only two central bits of anatomy I’ll be jettisoning this week, while the rest gets origami’d into its new layout, neither of which are erogenous or functionally-required.
Speaking of which, it seems like there’s only two central bits of anatomy I’ll be jettisoning this week, while the rest gets origami’d into its new layout, neither of which are erogenous or functionally-required.
Speaking of which, it seems like there’s only two central bits of anatomy I’ll be jettisoning this week, while the rest gets origami’d into its new layout, neither of which are erogenous or functionally-required.
Aww, origami vulva
Actually it’s mostly origami vagina
The vulva part is a separate surgery next year
Which:
- ugh
- but a two part surgery is the only one that looks natural?
- still though
Speaking of which, it seems like there’s only two central bits of anatomy I’ll be jettisoning this week, while the rest gets origami’d into its new layout, neither of which are erogenous or functionally-required.
Aww, origami vulva
Actually it’s mostly origami vagina
The vulva part is a separate surgery next year
Which:
- ugh
- but a two part surgery is the only one that looks natural?
- still though
Oh. Well.
Origami Vagina!
Either way, “origami” in front just makes the whole thing seem so cute and intricate
Speaking of which, it seems like there’s only two central bits of anatomy I’ll be jettisoning this week, while the rest gets origami’d into its new layout, neither of which are erogenous or functionally-required.
I am genuinely super interested in the details
fuck gendered marketing
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I’m gonna wall 20,000 steps today I think
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Speaking of which, it seems like there’s only two central bits of anatomy I’ll be jettisoning this week, while the rest gets origami’d into its new layout, neither of which are erogenous or functionally-required.
I am genuinely super interested in the details
The only OEM parts that aren’t repurposed in the surgery are the corpus cavernosa and gonadal structures. Everything else gets the Optimus Prime treatment.
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Speaking of which, it seems like there’s only two central bits of anatomy I’ll be jettisoning this week, while the rest gets origami’d into its new layout, neither of which are erogenous or functionally-required.
I am genuinely super interested in the details
The only OEM parts that aren’t repurposed in the surgery are the corpus cavernosa and gonadal structures. Everything else gets the Optimus Prime treatment.
Speaking of which, it seems like there’s only two central bits of anatomy I’ll be jettisoning this week, while the rest gets origami’d into its new layout, neither of which are erogenous or functionally-required.
I am genuinely super interested in the details
The only OEM parts that aren’t repurposed in the surgery are the corpus cavernosa and gonadal structures. Everything else gets the Optimus Prime treatment.
G1 or Michael Bay
Peter Cullen doing the voice acting is the only thing I care about
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It's new and change is bad so
Don’t blame me, blame your god
And your boner
Hey show Tiffany Theissen some respect she went and did some mediocre c tier prime time shows on fox
So now I know that I think vaginas taste gross, subconsciously
what a solid movie
Aww, origami vulva
Oh so just like building a PC
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Actually it’s mostly origami vagina
The vulva part is a separate surgery next year
Which:
- ugh
- but a two part surgery is the only one that looks natural?
- still though
It looks so not-right
I suppose money and recovery are factors, as well as the possibility that there might be surgeons doing good work with it
Oh. Well.
Origami Vagina!
Either way, “origami” in front just makes the whole thing seem so cute and intricate
I mean, it doesn’t?
Is there something I can google so I may compare?
I am genuinely super interested in the details
That’s a lot of climbing
Hmmm I don’t even know where to start with that
Also, this place delivers implementation breakfast to your room
So I am laying in bed drinking grapefruit juice, black coffee, and eating freshly made pastries
Also, this is breakfast number 1
The only OEM parts that aren’t repurposed in the surgery are the corpus cavernosa and gonadal structures. Everything else gets the Optimus Prime treatment.
Let us know when you’re down the list to elevenses
G1 or Michael Bay
I mean I’ve been told by one partner I’m super salty down there so that was their reluctance to do oral.
So I associated salty with gross
Like different terms for the different surgeries?
If not, i’ll google after I finish reading my hollywood gossip
Oh! Okay. Go to the “results” page for my surgeon and then compare that to single-step surgeons
My surgeon is Dr Ley at the Meltzer clinic
Dr. Marci Bowers is a prominent single stage surgeon and has results on her page
The procedure is called SRS or vaginoplasty
Peter Cullen doing the voice acting is the only thing I care about
Tell me what to do, morally superiror peoples.
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If Gordon Ramsay has taught us anything, its this
reminds me of that "I'm the world's best at something, you know" comic.
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This partner was white white.
So seasoning was not exactly their forté
It’s easy for me because I don’t like him or his games
I’m done giving unrepentant assholes second chances. And my money.
I like problematic things
Will continue to like problematic things
I stan the thing
I recognize the thing (and creator) is problematic
But I also like what I like and don’t force it on others or tell them to excuse the problematic aura
This is life