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[Chat] is RUINED FOREVER?! UTTERLY DESTROYED?! Slightly Inconvenient? OWNED?!

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular

    we're just calling any new construction a mcmansion now aren't we

    It's new and change is bad so

    SummaryJudgment
  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Why is it I’m always super cold after sex. For like an hour after my feet and hands are always super cold.

    If you got a big dick then I read the blood gets pulled from other areas of the body to support the boner.

    Like some dude’s dick is so big that when he gets a full erection, he gets light headed.

    So basically you’re telling us you’re stacked

    I don't think that's how blood works

    Don’t blame me, blame your god

    And your boner

    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
  • AtomikaAtomika actually just 30 trillion differentiated and specialized cells in a trenchcoat Registered User regular
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    The real mystery guest is the friends we made along the way

    No wait

    It’s some drunk kid

    And he’s shit himself

    Nah it’s always some C-list celebrity because if their name had any real draw they’d use it instead of calling them a mystery guest

    Edit: so my guess is it’s Elizabeth Berkley

    Lol

    I wonder what she’s doing these days. Those SBTB kids had a hell of post-series career.

    - Elizabeth Berkeley: did softcore porn, faded into obscurity
    - Dustin Diamond: made pornos no one wanted to watch, went to jail
    - Lark Voorhees: Lost her gotdam mind
    - Mario Lopez: homophobe and professional dollar-store Ryan Seacrest
    - Tiffany Theissen: Enjoying obscurity with Lizzy Berx, maybe they do brunch with Annabeth Gish
    - Mark-Paul Gosselar: Intermittent feature guest on cop shows, frequently mistaken for Ricky Schroeder and James Van Der Beek and doesn’t correct people.

    Hey show Tiffany Theissen some respect she went and did some mediocre c tier prime time shows on fox

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
    AtomikaElldrenshryke
  • AtomikaAtomika actually just 30 trillion differentiated and specialized cells in a trenchcoat Registered User regular
    Speaking of which, it seems like there’s only two central bits of anatomy I’ll be jettisoning this week, while the rest gets origami’d into its new layout, neither of which are erogenous or functionally-required.

    ElldrenKristmas Kthulhushryke
  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    I had a dream I had lesbian sex for the first time and when I went to lick the woman’s ...er...secret garden...I was like “hey! This doesn’t taste disgusting at all!”

    So now I know that I think vaginas taste gross, subconsciously

    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
    AtomikaVanguardElldrenNecoKristmas Kthulhu
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Today we will paint a mountain that owes us nothing. Registered User regular
    I was always a big fan of Van Der Beek after The Rules of Attraction

    what a solid movie

    And will the morning come
    All I know; we'll never see the sun
    But together we'll fight the long defeat
  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Speaking of which, it seems like there’s only two central bits of anatomy I’ll be jettisoning this week, while the rest gets origami’d into its new layout, neither of which are erogenous or functionally-required.

    Aww, origami vulva

    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
    AtomikaElldren
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Speaking of which, it seems like there’s only two central bits of anatomy I’ll be jettisoning this week, while the rest gets origami’d into its new layout, neither of which are erogenous or functionally-required.

    Oh so just like building a PC

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
    AtomikaElldrenKristmas Kthulhu
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    secret garden
    after all you've shared this is what you feel needs to be censored

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
    AtomikaElldrenRhesus PositiveTcheldorKristmas Kthulhu
  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    secret garden
    after all you've shared this is what you feel needs to be censored

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
    Neco
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Yay. Cleared act 3 of Slay of the Spire with roborb

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • AtomikaAtomika actually just 30 trillion differentiated and specialized cells in a trenchcoat Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Speaking of which, it seems like there’s only two central bits of anatomy I’ll be jettisoning this week, while the rest gets origami’d into its new layout, neither of which are erogenous or functionally-required.

    Aww, origami vulva

    Actually it’s mostly origami vagina

    The vulva part is a separate surgery next year

    Which:
    - ugh
    - but a two part surgery is the only one that looks natural?
    - still though

    MimElldrenKristmas Kthulhu
  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    It’s the Lord’s Sunday! I’m already going to hell by performing my dragon blood sage/palo santo cleanse later tonight. No need to push the boundaries

    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
  • AtomikaAtomika actually just 30 trillion differentiated and specialized cells in a trenchcoat Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    I honestly don’t understand how so many women opt for the single-stage surgery

    It looks so not-right

    I suppose money and recovery are factors, as well as the possibility that there might be surgeons doing good work with it

    Atomika on
  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Speaking of which, it seems like there’s only two central bits of anatomy I’ll be jettisoning this week, while the rest gets origami’d into its new layout, neither of which are erogenous or functionally-required.

    Aww, origami vulva

    Actually it’s mostly origami vagina

    The vulva part is a separate surgery next year

    Which:
    - ugh
    - but a two part surgery is the only one that looks natural?
    - still though

    Oh. Well.

    Origami Vagina!

    Either way, “origami” in front just makes the whole thing seem so cute and intricate

    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
    AtomikaElldrenKristmas Kthulhu
  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    And I need someone to tell my subconscious that pussy doesn’t taste gross

    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
  • AtomikaAtomika actually just 30 trillion differentiated and specialized cells in a trenchcoat Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    And I need someone to tell my subconscious that pussy doesn’t taste gross

    I mean, it doesn’t?

    bloodyroarxx
  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I honestly don’t understand how so many women opt for the single-stage surgery

    It looks so not-right

    I suppose money and recovery are factors, as well as the possibility that there might be surgeons doing good work with it

    Is there something I can google so I may compare?

    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Speaking of which, it seems like there’s only two central bits of anatomy I’ll be jettisoning this week, while the rest gets origami’d into its new layout, neither of which are erogenous or functionally-required.

    I am genuinely super interested in the details

    fuck gendered marketing
    Mim
  • VanguardVanguard A wretched country of duskRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I’m gonna wall 20,000 steps today I think

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    I’m gonna wall 20,000 steps today I think

    That’s a lot of climbing

    fuck gendered marketing
    Vanguard
  • AtomikaAtomika actually just 30 trillion differentiated and specialized cells in a trenchcoat Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I honestly don’t understand how so many women opt for the single-stage surgery

    It looks so not-right

    I suppose money and recovery are factors, as well as the possibility that there might be surgeons doing good work with it

    Is there something I can google so I may compare?

    Hmmm I don’t even know where to start with that

  • VanguardVanguard A wretched country of duskRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    That should say walk but whatever

    Also, this place delivers implementation breakfast to your room

    So I am laying in bed drinking grapefruit juice, black coffee, and eating freshly made pastries

    Also, this is breakfast number 1

  • AtomikaAtomika actually just 30 trillion differentiated and specialized cells in a trenchcoat Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Speaking of which, it seems like there’s only two central bits of anatomy I’ll be jettisoning this week, while the rest gets origami’d into its new layout, neither of which are erogenous or functionally-required.

    I am genuinely super interested in the details

    The only OEM parts that aren’t repurposed in the surgery are the corpus cavernosa and gonadal structures. Everything else gets the Optimus Prime treatment.

    Elldren
  • AtomikaAtomika actually just 30 trillion differentiated and specialized cells in a trenchcoat Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    That should say walk but whatever

    Also, this place delivers implementation breakfast to your room

    So I am laying in bed drinking grapefruit juice, black coffee, and eating freshly made pastries

    Also, this is breakfast number 1

    Let us know when you’re down the list to elevenses

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Speaking of which, it seems like there’s only two central bits of anatomy I’ll be jettisoning this week, while the rest gets origami’d into its new layout, neither of which are erogenous or functionally-required.

    I am genuinely super interested in the details

    The only OEM parts that aren’t repurposed in the surgery are the corpus cavernosa and gonadal structures. Everything else gets the Optimus Prime treatment.

    G1 or Michael Bay

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    And I need someone to tell my subconscious that pussy doesn’t taste gross

    I mean, it doesn’t?

    I mean I’ve been told by one partner I’m super salty down there so that was their reluctance to do oral.

    So I associated salty with gross

    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I honestly don’t understand how so many women opt for the single-stage surgery

    It looks so not-right

    I suppose money and recovery are factors, as well as the possibility that there might be surgeons doing good work with it

    Is there something I can google so I may compare?

    Hmmm I don’t even know where to start with that

    Like different terms for the different surgeries?

    If not, i’ll google after I finish reading my hollywood gossip

    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
  • AtomikaAtomika actually just 30 trillion differentiated and specialized cells in a trenchcoat Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I honestly don’t understand how so many women opt for the single-stage surgery

    It looks so not-right

    I suppose money and recovery are factors, as well as the possibility that there might be surgeons doing good work with it

    Is there something I can google so I may compare?

    Hmmm I don’t even know where to start with that

    Like different terms for the different surgeries?

    If not, i’ll google after I finish reading my hollywood gossip

    Oh! Okay. Go to the “results” page for my surgeon and then compare that to single-step surgeons

    My surgeon is Dr Ley at the Meltzer clinic

    Dr. Marci Bowers is a prominent single stage surgeon and has results on her page

    The procedure is called SRS or vaginoplasty

    Atomika on
  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    Today’s oglaf is not safe for work but made me guffaw. True to form.

    Rchanen
  • AtomikaAtomika actually just 30 trillion differentiated and specialized cells in a trenchcoat Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Speaking of which, it seems like there’s only two central bits of anatomy I’ll be jettisoning this week, while the rest gets origami’d into its new layout, neither of which are erogenous or functionally-required.

    I am genuinely super interested in the details

    The only OEM parts that aren’t repurposed in the surgery are the corpus cavernosa and gonadal structures. Everything else gets the Optimus Prime treatment.

    G1 or Michael Bay

    Peter Cullen doing the voice acting is the only thing I care about

  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    And I need someone to tell my subconscious that pussy doesn’t taste gross

    I mean, it doesn’t?

    I mean I’ve been told by one partner I’m super salty down there so that was their reluctance to do oral.

    So I associated salty with gross
    They are just looking for an excuse to be lazy.

    Atomika21stCenturyYoshisummonsElldrenEddyEvil MultifariousKristmas KthulhuBlameless Cleric
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Everyone knows salt makes everything taste better

    Rhesus PositiveCouscousElldrenzepherinEddy
  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    i'm rapidly losing patience with Kojima and I kinda am starting to have a negative opinion of him, but Death Stranding seems interesting.

    Tell me what to do, morally superiror peoples.

  • AtomikaAtomika actually just 30 trillion differentiated and specialized cells in a trenchcoat Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Everyone knows salt makes everything taste better

    If Gordon Ramsay has taught us anything, its this

    zepherin
  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Today’s oglaf is not safe for work but made me guffaw. True to form.

    reminds me of that "I'm the world's best at something, you know" comic.

    zepherin
  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Everyone knows salt makes everything taste better

    If Gordon Ramsay has taught us anything, its this

    This partner was white white.

    So seasoning was not exactly their forté

    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
    Atomikazepherin
  • AtomikaAtomika actually just 30 trillion differentiated and specialized cells in a trenchcoat Registered User regular
    i'm rapidly losing patience with Kojima and I kinda am starting to have a negative opinion of him, but Death Stranding seems interesting.

    Tell me what to do, morally superiror peoples.

    It’s easy for me because I don’t like him or his games

    I’m done giving unrepentant assholes second chances. And my money.

  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    i'm rapidly losing patience with Kojima and I kinda am starting to have a negative opinion of him, but Death Stranding seems interesting.

    Tell me what to do, morally superiror peoples.


    I like problematic things

    Will continue to like problematic things

    I stan the thing

    I recognize the thing (and creator) is problematic

    But I also like what I like and don’t force it on others or tell them to excuse the problematic aura

    This is life

    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
    Rhesus PositiveRchanen
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