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[Chat] is RUINED FOREVER?! UTTERLY DESTROYED?! Slightly Inconvenient? OWNED?!

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    I'm seeing Rambo 5 with my dad this afternoon because he really wants to see if and i don't wanna be a naysayer,



    Today kinda sucks.

    Atomika
  • AtomikaAtomika actually just 30 trillion differentiated and specialized cells in a trenchcoat Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Everyone knows salt makes everything taste better

    If Gordon Ramsay has taught us anything, its this

    This partner was white white.

    So seasoning was not exactly their forté

    Ooh no

    One of those “no pepper on my eggs please,” white people

    The Achilles heel of the mighty Scandinavians

    Where the most popular seasoning is caraway seed

    Couscouszepherin
  • AtomikaAtomika actually just 30 trillion differentiated and specialized cells in a trenchcoat Registered User regular
    I'm seeing Rambo 5 with my dad this afternoon because he really wants to see if and i don't wanna be a naysayer,



    Today kinda sucks.

    I hear it’s super racist

    Much like Rambo 2-4

    Elldrenzepherin
  • AtomikaAtomika actually just 30 trillion differentiated and specialized cells in a trenchcoat Registered User regular
    First Blood
    First Blood part 2: Rambo
    Rambo 3
    Rambo/Rambo 4/John Rambo/Rambo: To Hell and Back(depending on the market and version)
    Rambo: Last Blood



    Numbering conventions are fun

    Elldrenzepherinshryke
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I honestly don’t understand how so many women opt for the single-stage surgery

    It looks so not-right

    I suppose money and recovery are factors, as well as the possibility that there might be surgeons doing good work with it

    Is there something I can google so I may compare?

    Hmmm I don’t even know where to start with that

    Like different terms for the different surgeries?

    If not, i’ll google after I finish reading my hollywood gossip

    Oh! Okay. Go to the “results” page for my surgeon and then compare that to single-step surgeons

    My surgeon is Dr Ley at the Meltzer clinic

    Dr. Marci Bowers is a prominent single stage surgeon and has results on her page

    The procedure is called SRS or vaginoplasty

    This is one of those things I’m super reluctant to actually look up because I am nowhere near even thinking about surgeries right now and I’m afraid of either becoming obsessed or discouraged or just out of date

    fuck gendered marketing
  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I honestly don’t understand how so many women opt for the single-stage surgery

    It looks so not-right

    I suppose money and recovery are factors, as well as the possibility that there might be surgeons doing good work with it

    Is there something I can google so I may compare?

    Hmmm I don’t even know where to start with that

    Like different terms for the different surgeries?

    If not, i’ll google after I finish reading my hollywood gossip

    Oh! Okay. Go to the “results” page for my surgeon and then compare that to single-step surgeons

    My surgeon is Dr Ley at the Meltzer clinic

    Dr. Marci Bowers is a prominent single stage surgeon and has results on her page

    The procedure is called SRS or vaginoplasty

    I used to watch Marci Bowers on TLC! She was judgmental against FtM though, which kind of made me uncomfortable when watching

    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
  • AtomikaAtomika actually just 30 trillion differentiated and specialized cells in a trenchcoat Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I honestly don’t understand how so many women opt for the single-stage surgery

    It looks so not-right

    I suppose money and recovery are factors, as well as the possibility that there might be surgeons doing good work with it

    Is there something I can google so I may compare?

    Hmmm I don’t even know where to start with that

    Like different terms for the different surgeries?

    If not, i’ll google after I finish reading my hollywood gossip

    Oh! Okay. Go to the “results” page for my surgeon and then compare that to single-step surgeons

    My surgeon is Dr Ley at the Meltzer clinic

    Dr. Marci Bowers is a prominent single stage surgeon and has results on her page

    The procedure is called SRS or vaginoplasty

    This is one of those things I’m super reluctant to actually look up because I am nowhere near even thinking about surgeries right now and I’m afraid of either becoming obsessed or discouraged or just out of date

    I wouldn’t be too worried about being out of date, there’s not really any new techniques coming down the pike that I’m aware of gaining any traction.

    As for the other things, I getcha. :bro:

    Elldren
  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    I do see what you’re saying though.

    Single step there doesn’t seem to be much of a distinction between labia majora and labia minora

    Where the two step there seems to be more of a differentiation? But I think they should move skin from another part of the body to build up the labia majora in both instances. Make them fat pussy lips

    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
    Atomika
  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I honestly don’t understand how so many women opt for the single-stage surgery

    It looks so not-right

    I suppose money and recovery are factors, as well as the possibility that there might be surgeons doing good work with it

    Is there something I can google so I may compare?

    Hmmm I don’t even know where to start with that

    Like different terms for the different surgeries?

    If not, i’ll google after I finish reading my hollywood gossip

    Oh! Okay. Go to the “results” page for my surgeon and then compare that to single-step surgeons

    My surgeon is Dr Ley at the Meltzer clinic

    Dr. Marci Bowers is a prominent single stage surgeon and has results on her page

    The procedure is called SRS or vaginoplasty

    This is one of those things I’m super reluctant to actually look up because I am nowhere near even thinking about surgeries right now and I’m afraid of either becoming obsessed or discouraged or just out of date

    Wait...you’re ...?!

    How did I miss this after all these years..

    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I honestly don’t understand how so many women opt for the single-stage surgery

    It looks so not-right

    I suppose money and recovery are factors, as well as the possibility that there might be surgeons doing good work with it

    Is there something I can google so I may compare?

    Hmmm I don’t even know where to start with that

    Like different terms for the different surgeries?

    If not, i’ll google after I finish reading my hollywood gossip

    Oh! Okay. Go to the “results” page for my surgeon and then compare that to single-step surgeons

    My surgeon is Dr Ley at the Meltzer clinic

    Dr. Marci Bowers is a prominent single stage surgeon and has results on her page

    The procedure is called SRS or vaginoplasty

    This is one of those things I’m super reluctant to actually look up because I am nowhere near even thinking about surgeries right now and I’m afraid of either becoming obsessed or discouraged or just out of date

    Wait...you’re ...?!

    How did I miss this after all these years..

    I honestly don’t know?

    This isn’t a put on right? Like I’ve been talking to you over voice chat literally every weekend for the past several months

    fuck gendered marketing
  • AtomikaAtomika actually just 30 trillion differentiated and specialized cells in a trenchcoat Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I honestly don’t understand how so many women opt for the single-stage surgery

    It looks so not-right

    I suppose money and recovery are factors, as well as the possibility that there might be surgeons doing good work with it

    Is there something I can google so I may compare?

    Hmmm I don’t even know where to start with that

    Like different terms for the different surgeries?

    If not, i’ll google after I finish reading my hollywood gossip

    Oh! Okay. Go to the “results” page for my surgeon and then compare that to single-step surgeons

    My surgeon is Dr Ley at the Meltzer clinic

    Dr. Marci Bowers is a prominent single stage surgeon and has results on her page

    The procedure is called SRS or vaginoplasty

    I used to watch Marci Bowers on TLC! She was judgmental against FtM though, which kind of made me uncomfortable when watching

    I don’t know what judgment she had, but FTM is a really shitty surgery.

    Like, I’m gonna have a vagina and vulva. It’ll look, function, and feel almost like the cis version.

    The two MtF surgery options are:
    - phalloplasty: it looks like a penis but doesn’t have much function and has very little sensate erogenous tissue
    - metoidplasty: has full range of sexual sensation but has limited penetrative ability due to small size

  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I honestly don’t understand how so many women opt for the single-stage surgery

    It looks so not-right

    I suppose money and recovery are factors, as well as the possibility that there might be surgeons doing good work with it

    Is there something I can google so I may compare?

    Hmmm I don’t even know where to start with that

    Like different terms for the different surgeries?

    If not, i’ll google after I finish reading my hollywood gossip

    Oh! Okay. Go to the “results” page for my surgeon and then compare that to single-step surgeons

    My surgeon is Dr Ley at the Meltzer clinic

    Dr. Marci Bowers is a prominent single stage surgeon and has results on her page

    The procedure is called SRS or vaginoplasty

    This is one of those things I’m super reluctant to actually look up because I am nowhere near even thinking about surgeries right now and I’m afraid of either becoming obsessed or discouraged or just out of date

    Wait...you’re ...?!

    How did I miss this after all these years..

    I honestly don’t know?

    This isn’t a put on right? Like I’ve been talking to you over voice chat literally every weekend for the past several months

    Yeah I’m serious. Like, when we had the one convo about certificates I was confused but now it makes sense!

    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
    ElldrenzepherinKristmas Kthulhu
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I'm seeing Rambo 5 with my dad this afternoon because he really wants to see if and i don't wanna be a naysayer,



    Today kinda sucks.

    I hear it’s super racist

    Much like Rambo 2-4

    Something that always kind of bugs me is, like

    How the fuck did Rambo as a film franchise follow on from First Blood

    2-4 are practically diametrically opposed to it

    AtomikaElldrenKristmas Kthulhuknitdan
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    First Blood: War is rough and we treat our veterans really fucking badly.

    Rambo 2 onwards: FUCK YEAH LET'S BLOW THINGS UP FUCKING BOOM

    21stCenturyAtomikaElldrenKristmas Kthulhuspool32knitdan
  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I honestly don’t understand how so many women opt for the single-stage surgery

    It looks so not-right

    I suppose money and recovery are factors, as well as the possibility that there might be surgeons doing good work with it

    Is there something I can google so I may compare?

    Hmmm I don’t even know where to start with that

    Like different terms for the different surgeries?

    If not, i’ll google after I finish reading my hollywood gossip

    Oh! Okay. Go to the “results” page for my surgeon and then compare that to single-step surgeons

    My surgeon is Dr Ley at the Meltzer clinic

    Dr. Marci Bowers is a prominent single stage surgeon and has results on her page

    The procedure is called SRS or vaginoplasty

    I used to watch Marci Bowers on TLC! She was judgmental against FtM though, which kind of made me uncomfortable when watching

    I don’t know what judgment she had, but FTM is a really shitty surgery.

    Like, I’m gonna have a vagina and vulva. It’ll look, function, and feel almost like the cis version.

    The two MtF surgery options are:
    - phalloplasty: it looks like a penis but doesn’t have much function and has very little sensate erogenous tissue
    - metoidplasty: has full range of sexual sensation but has limited penetrative ability due to small size

    She had a patient that was getting testicles placed and it meant the world to him. While he was under, she made this comment like “why would you waste such a perfectly good vulva” and I was like “Slow your roll sis”

    Unfortunately the man’s testicles kept rejecting and he was crushed :(

    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
  • AtomikaAtomika actually just 30 trillion differentiated and specialized cells in a trenchcoat Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I do see what you’re saying though.

    Single step there doesn’t seem to be much of a distinction between labia majora and labia minora

    Where the two step there seems to be more of a differentiation? But I think they should move skin from another part of the body to build up the labia majora in both instances. Make them fat pussy lips

    Skin grafts have much lower sensitivity

    I’ve had OB/GYN doctors and nurses tell me that the two strep procedure is virtually indistinguishable from the cis version, with the exception of the cervix obviously. My mom wrote medical textbooks about women’s reproductive issues and couldn’t tell the two-step version from the cis.

  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    I’m gonna start calling my period my “moon juice”

    Get wiccan with this shit

    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I honestly don’t understand how so many women opt for the single-stage surgery

    It looks so not-right

    I suppose money and recovery are factors, as well as the possibility that there might be surgeons doing good work with it

    Is there something I can google so I may compare?

    Hmmm I don’t even know where to start with that

    Like different terms for the different surgeries?

    If not, i’ll google after I finish reading my hollywood gossip

    Oh! Okay. Go to the “results” page for my surgeon and then compare that to single-step surgeons

    My surgeon is Dr Ley at the Meltzer clinic

    Dr. Marci Bowers is a prominent single stage surgeon and has results on her page

    The procedure is called SRS or vaginoplasty

    I used to watch Marci Bowers on TLC! She was judgmental against FtM though, which kind of made me uncomfortable when watching

    I don’t know what judgment she had, but FTM is a really shitty surgery.

    Like, I’m gonna have a vagina and vulva. It’ll look, function, and feel almost like the cis version.

    The two MtF surgery options are:
    - phalloplasty: it looks like a penis but doesn’t have much function and has very little sensate erogenous tissue
    - metoidplasty: has full range of sexual sensation but has limited penetrative ability due to small size

    I did look at some phalloplasty procedures a decade ago as I needed some unrelated work done in the area and my surgeon had developed a couple.

    They were p not great. Like grafting arm tissue and requiring external devices for any sort of function

    fuck gendered marketing
  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Morning all.

    I am currently killing time, waiting until Noon so I can do a code deploy and then hit the road to head to Michigan. Or, more specifically, the Detroit area.

    I'm both excited and generally kinda blah about it. Last time I made this trip it was in a sardine can of a car with great gas mileage. This time, I'm taking my own car which is much more comfortable but not as efficient.

  • AtomikaAtomika actually just 30 trillion differentiated and specialized cells in a trenchcoat Registered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I'm seeing Rambo 5 with my dad this afternoon because he really wants to see if and i don't wanna be a naysayer,



    Today kinda sucks.

    I hear it’s super racist

    Much like Rambo 2-4

    Something that always kind of bugs me is, like

    How the fuck did Rambo as a film franchise follow on from First Blood

    2-4 are practically diametrically opposed to it

    Yeah it’s pretty gross.

    ElldrenKristmas Kthulhu
  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Every time I think I might be getting close to surgeries some kind of LIFE happens and it goes back to being a pipe dream

    Hopefully insurance will even cover anything by the time I’m able to do it

  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I'm seeing Rambo 5 with my dad this afternoon because he really wants to see if and i don't wanna be a naysayer,



    Today kinda sucks.

    I hear it’s super racist

    Much like Rambo 2-4

    Something that always kind of bugs me is, like

    How the fuck did Rambo as a film franchise follow on from First Blood

    2-4 are practically diametrically opposed to it

    Yeah it’s pretty gross.

    t h e 8 0 ‘ s

    zepherinAtomika
  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I do see what you’re saying though.

    Single step there doesn’t seem to be much of a distinction between labia majora and labia minora

    Where the two step there seems to be more of a differentiation? But I think they should move skin from another part of the body to build up the labia majora in both instances. Make them fat pussy lips

    Skin grafts have much lower sensitivity

    I’ve had OB/GYN doctors and nurses tell me that the two strep procedure is virtually indistinguishable from the cis version, with the exception of the cervix obviously. My mom wrote medical textbooks about women’s reproductive issues and couldn’t tell the two-step version from the cis.

    We are like snowflakes down there

    Pretty, intricate, delicate, but when we smush together it gets pretty wet

    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
    ElldrenAtomikaCouscousBrody
  • AtomikaAtomika actually just 30 trillion differentiated and specialized cells in a trenchcoat Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I honestly don’t understand how so many women opt for the single-stage surgery

    It looks so not-right

    I suppose money and recovery are factors, as well as the possibility that there might be surgeons doing good work with it

    Is there something I can google so I may compare?

    Hmmm I don’t even know where to start with that

    Like different terms for the different surgeries?

    If not, i’ll google after I finish reading my hollywood gossip

    Oh! Okay. Go to the “results” page for my surgeon and then compare that to single-step surgeons

    My surgeon is Dr Ley at the Meltzer clinic

    Dr. Marci Bowers is a prominent single stage surgeon and has results on her page

    The procedure is called SRS or vaginoplasty

    I used to watch Marci Bowers on TLC! She was judgmental against FtM though, which kind of made me uncomfortable when watching

    I don’t know what judgment she had, but FTM is a really shitty surgery.

    Like, I’m gonna have a vagina and vulva. It’ll look, function, and feel almost like the cis version.

    The two MtF surgery options are:
    - phalloplasty: it looks like a penis but doesn’t have much function and has very little sensate erogenous tissue
    - metoidplasty: has full range of sexual sensation but has limited penetrative ability due to small size

    She had a patient that was getting testicles placed and it meant the world to him. While he was under, she made this comment like “why would you waste such a perfectly good vulva” and I was like “Slow your roll sis”

    Unfortunately the man’s testicles kept rejecting and he was crushed :(

    That is several bad things :sad:

    NecoElldrenCouscousKristmas Kthulhu
  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    Are we all looking at surgically constructed vaginas in a clinical fashion right now?

    I feel like we are bonding.

    EddyAtomikaBrody
  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Are we all looking at surgically constructed vaginas in a clinical fashion right now?

    I feel like we are bonding.

    Bonding and learning

    It’s good to learn

    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
    zepherinAtomikaWinkyTcheldorKristmas Kthulhu
  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Are we all looking at surgically constructed vaginas in a clinical fashion right now?

    I feel like we are bonding.

    No, but there’s an old lady sitting next to me while I wait for my train home

    zepherin
  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Are we all looking at surgically constructed vaginas in a clinical fashion right now?

    I feel like we are bonding.

    No, but there’s an old lady sitting next to me while I wait for my train home

    Educate ha!

    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
    Necozepherin
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Are we all looking at surgically constructed vaginas in a clinical fashion right now?

    I feel like we are bonding.

    No, but there’s an old lady sitting next to me while I wait for my train home

    Get her opinion on the vaginas.

    NecoMimzepherinElldren
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Nothing good about crushed testicles

    fuck gendered marketing
    zepherinNecoKristmas Kthulhu
  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Are we all looking at surgically constructed vaginas in a clinical fashion right now?

    I feel like we are bonding.

    No, but there’s an old lady sitting next to me while I wait for my train home
    Maybe she could learn something.

    Neco
  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Nothing good about crushed testicles

    Depends on the context 😉

    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
    Couscous
  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    I made a tribbing joke and it was not appreciated

    Edit: thank you Ell 😌

    Mim on
    Sage everything. Even your genitals.
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I’m gonna start calling my period my “moon juice”

    Get wiccan with this shit

    Have you played Bloodborne?

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
    Winky
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I made a tribbing joke and it was not appreciated

    I’m sorry I missed it! I appreciate it!

    fuck gendered marketing
    MimNeco
  • AtomikaAtomika actually just 30 trillion differentiated and specialized cells in a trenchcoat Registered User regular
    I remember watching some doc about Bowers and her patients ages ago. It always stuck with me because this one trans guy’s father-in-law was really happy that daughter was now in a “normal relationship.”

    There’s just a lot to unpack there

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Are we all looking at surgically constructed vaginas in a clinical fashion right now?

    I feel like we are bonding.

    No, but there’s an old lady sitting next to me while I wait for my train home

    She might have some valuable input

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
    zepherin
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    On average, this thread was zooming by at warp 1.1

    @Burnage will create the new thread
    @Burnage is backup

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising Odds Registered User, Moderator mod
    If burnage isn't around @Elldren can create the next [chat].

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