Apparently I'm at the stage of my career where random market researchers will e-mail me to say, hey, we want your professional demographic opinion on something, we'll give you money for it
Noice
It's a scam their going to harvest your kidneys.
As long as they still give me money they can have my organs
why do you think we have two kidneys
Exactly, God had the foresight to grant us disposable income
Guys, guys. This is big. Today I got a job offer for a lot more than I am making now. I told them I needed a day to think it over and give notice at my current job. For the rest of the day, I could barely focus on work. Tomorrow I'm going to march into my boss's office with the offer in hand to see if they can even come close. I doubt they will so I will have to give my notice.
Apparently I'm at the stage of my career where random market researchers will e-mail me to say, hey, we want your professional demographic opinion on something, we'll give you money for it
Noice
It's a scam their going to harvest your kidneys.
As long as they still give me money they can have my organs
why do you think we have two kidneys
why, do you have three?
you in the market?
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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TraceGNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam WeRegistered Userregular
boss made a point of saying there are numerous opportunities and paths to take within the company but she would really like me to find a path up through her department because it would be a shame to lose me to another one
felt p good
She's like an angler fish.
She's gonna gobble you up once you get close enough to the light.
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
On the getting paid front: I met with the Big Deal managing director about my letter of resignation and a counter position. He told me to go to glassdoor this weekend and put some numbers together.
I'm going to put a goddamn deck together. For Fun.
Slide One: Here's what glass door says the salary range of the position below me is. You will note that Im making below the mean. Glass door is bullshit.
Slide two: Here's my offer letter for the company that hired my ass. You will note that it is significantly higher than my current salary.
Slide 3 - 12: comps from other companies with skills bucketing because i fucking love making decks.
Apparently I'm at the stage of my career where random market researchers will e-mail me to say, hey, we want your professional demographic opinion on something, we'll give you money for it
Noice
It's a scam their going to harvest your kidneys.
As long as they still give me money they can have my organs
You should be able to transfer hours of sleep to people.
So one of you guys who is extra well-rested from last night can just like, zap me a few hours of sleep so I can make it until nap time.
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
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my boss's boss called me at a quarter to 5 to check in and see how the meeting went. Earlier in the day he felt poorly and was brought to a nearby hospital in a fucking ambulance. He was released a few hours later and went home. I was still for some reason on his radar.
Deebaser on
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Powerpuppiesdrinking coffee in themountain cabinRegistered Userregular
Mental Note: call soccer "Footsie Euroball" at my wife's Bougie Youth Soccer Club Benefit dinner in two weeks. The expats running that organization out of the goodness of their hearts will love it.
sounds like a sex act that will get you arrested south of the Mason Dixon line
so does catholic missionary.
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SummaryJudgmentGrab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front doorRegistered Userregular
boss made a point of saying there are numerous opportunities and paths to take within the company but she would really like me to find a path up through her department because it would be a shame to lose me to another one
felt p good
this is some good shit man and also v cathartic on your behalf
Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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SummaryJudgmentGrab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front doorRegistered Userregular
I need to make a LinkedIn
Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
Mental Note: call soccer "Footsie Euroball" at my wife's Bougie Youth Soccer Club Benefit dinner in two weeks. The expats running that organization out of the goodness of their hearts will love it.
I like to call it European Football
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21stCenturyCall me Pixel, or Pix for short![They/Them]Registered Userregular
My sister hasn't been happy with her job and today she says she's signing up for a Master's in occupational therapy, which is something I've only heard her mention before like twice. Huh
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MrMisterJesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered Userregular
My work computer always wants to look at the pictures on my phone and I’m like NO NO NO
My work computer always wants to look at the pictures on my phone and I’m like NO NO NO
*would you like microsoft to load these photos and then email them and also put them on maximum window while we upload them*
*clicks no*
*uploading now*
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HonkHonk is this poster.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
This seems to be a day where a lot of people have new exciting stuff going on, changing careers and stuff.
Happy then to announce publicly that I will keep working at my current job and have no plans to do go anywhere else, and I’ll never study anything again!
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Exactly, God had the foresight to grant us disposable income
you da b est!!
pleasepaypreacher.net
you in the market?
She's like an angler fish.
She's gonna gobble you up once you get close enough to the light.
I'm going to put a goddamn deck together. For Fun.
Slide One: Here's what glass door says the salary range of the position below me is. You will note that Im making below the mean. Glass door is bullshit.
Slide two: Here's my offer letter for the company that hired my ass. You will note that it is significantly higher than my current salary.
Slide 3 - 12: comps from other companies with skills bucketing because i fucking love making decks.
I have a twin; I already have a mobile organ bank
So one of you guys who is extra well-rested from last night can just like, zap me a few hours of sleep so I can make it until nap time.
I would do this for you today
high performers would put poor people in comas for minimum wage.
For context. The Saloon is not "a gay bar", it is the gayest bar.
It's not like the Gay 90's, which is for hetero tourists trying to edgily check out the scene.
It's for people who want to be offered poppers and push money in a slot at sudsy men behind plexiglass in their infamous shower competitions.
but they're listening to every word I say
so does catholic missionary.
this is some good shit man and also v cathartic on your behalf
I like to call it European Football
I beat a video game i bought.
#Gamer
See? I can do this. I can play things i buy.
Check out my site, the Bismuth Heart | My Twitter
i just buy them and play then forget what i was doing and have to start over
this has been years now
the trick is to only buy games that are very short and require no skill, such as visual novels.
Check out my site, the Bismuth Heart | My Twitter
This on the way through north station in the morning:
This right as I hit north station tonight:
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
The Eagle would like a word.
beeteedubs, is this a thing where the trashiest gay bars have unremarkable normie names?
Are we connected? I can’t remeber your civilian name
Enjoy
AI: The Somnium Files does look like a wild ride.
and probably hasn’t even killed any black people
Yes!
You can be my sleep cow
Also, Total Warhammer is huge and overwhelming omg
Why is your phone and your work computer even connecting?
*clicks no*
*uploading now*
Happy then to announce publicly that I will keep working at my current job and have no plans to do go anywhere else, and I’ll never study anything again!