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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Bad food thread

    Bad food thread, listen to me.

    I just met a man who said he can make me a McRib sushi roll.

    This man is a devil, but he proposes a most intriguing deal. What will you have to give up in return?

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Bad food thread

    Bad food thread, listen to me.

    I just met a man who said he can make me a McRib sushi roll.

    marry him

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    He used to work at a sushi restaurant and apparently it was a thing he did.

    He still knows the secret ways.

    I need to acquire sticky rice, nori, a mcrib and the bike of a hanged man.

    And probably like, twenty bucks.

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    He used to work at a sushi restaurant and apparently it was a thing he did.

    He still knows the secret ways.

    I need to acquire sticky rice, nori, a mcrib and the bike of a hanged man.

    And probably like, twenty bucks.

    Godspeed and read the fine print.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    That's supposed to be bile not bike but whatever

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    That's supposed to be bile not bike but whatever

    I figured it was a hipster thing.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Unpuffed puffers look kinda cute

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    quilfish is an unfairly maligned pokemon, much like its real-world counterparts

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    if you meat the mcrib on the road, kill him

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    edited October 2019
    Juggernut wrote: »
    He used to work at a sushi restaurant and apparently it was a thing he did.

    He still knows the secret ways.

    I need to acquire sticky rice, nori, a mcrib and the bike of a hanged man.

    And probably like, twenty bucks.

    You should also secure the first shavings of a young man and some goofer dust, just to be safe. Can never have enough goofer dust.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    today I had an ice cream sandwich where the "bread" was churro discs

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    That sounds... real good

    Man, I wish I had an ice cream sandwich now

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    DJ Eebs wrote: »
    today I had an ice cream sandwich where the "bread" was churro discs

    Yeah dog churro + ice cream is some S-tier bullshit. Get you some!

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    it was incredibly delicious but also sort of a catastrophe to eat because, like, you have the stickiness of ice cream in addition to a bunch of powdered sugar substance

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Yeah, I'm not a fan of ice cream sandwiches in general. Give me a dilly bar sort of thing over an ice cream sandwich any day.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I can't actually physically stomach an icecream sandwich, but the idea is nice. I always appreciate the notion.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    My wife is making a pumpkin pie for Canadian Thanksgiving tomorrow and she made too much crust so I bought a can of cherry filling and she's making me my very own little cherry pie I'm so excited.

    UPDATE:
    As we were getting in the car, my wife stumbled on a piece of uneven ground and dropped the pumpkin pie.

    It hit the autumn leaf covered dirt on the disposable aluminum pie dish's edge, folding it partially and spilling some of the pie onto the ground.

    We gathered the clean pie back into the dish and went off to dinner. When served with the cinnamon whipped cream, the pie was still delicious, despite being very sad to look at.

    Also, my sister-in-law's sister made the best cheesecake I've ever eaten in my life

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Isn't your sister-in-law's sister just your sister-in-law?

    :eh:

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    there are two ways to have a sister-in-law.

    If my wife had two sisters, they would both be my sister in law, yes.
    But my wife's brother's wife is my sister in law. Her sister is not.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    In fact, my brother's wife is my sister-in-law, and her sister isn't either

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    What if your brother's wife's sister was also on third? Who's on third?

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    What if your brother's wife's sister was also on third? Who's on third?

    your grandpa, who is also you

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    I think I've seen this video.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    What if your brother's wife's sister was also on third? Who's on third?

    your grandpa, who is also you

    Oh man again? Rabum Alal promised me it was paradox-free this time.

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    My wife is making a pumpkin pie for Canadian Thanksgiving tomorrow and she made too much crust so I bought a can of cherry filling and she's making me my very own little cherry pie I'm so excited.

    UPDATE:
    As we were getting in the car, my wife stumbled on a piece of uneven ground and dropped the pumpkin pie.

    It hit the autumn leaf covered dirt on the disposable aluminum pie dish's edge, folding it partially and spilling some of the pie onto the ground.

    We gathered the clean pie back into the dish and went off to dinner. When served with the cinnamon whipped cream, the pie was still delicious, despite being very sad to look at.

    Also, my sister-in-law's sister made the best cheesecake I've ever eaten in my life

    We require the cheesecake recipe stat. For Reasons.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I honestly don't think she gives it out

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    I honestly don't think she gives it out

    Shit, you know it's good then

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    What if your brother's wife's sister was also on third? Who's on third?

    your grandpa, who is also you

    Oh man again? Rabum Alal promised me it was paradox-free this time.

    If history doesnt care that our degenerate friend Pineldorf is his own grandfather then who are we to judge?

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    darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    I just had chicken and waffles for the first time.

    oh my god

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    ThegreatcowThegreatcow Lord of All Bacons Washington State - It's Wet up here innit? Registered User regular
    As promised I gorged myself on 2 mcribs, a large fries and 20 chicken nuggers on Friday night. The rest of the weekend was kind of a blur, but I did end up making a bomb ass chili with hot ground pork and chicken on Sunday night so I can only assume magic happened?

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    ChiselphaneChiselphane Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I'm gonna play this next time I eat an entire bag of pizza rolls in my underwear.

    Geez dude, use a plate at least

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    Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    I had some ice cream from Jeni's in Columbus here and had half-scoops of PB&J (relatively normal), wildberry lavender (getting weird), and goat cheese and cherry (!!!). The goat cheese one was incredible, the others were also good. I had it with a little waffle cone wedge that was insanely rich and perfect.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I wish anyplace around here still made fresh gelato

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    I honestly don't think she gives it out

    out of context posts

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    DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    The Juiciest Beer Can Chicken | SAM THE COOKING GUY 4K (15 mins)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPoVFUkzx2k

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Dirtyboy wrote: »

    You really need to try the Blueberry Pie Pringles after them.

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    DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    edited October 2019
    Putting this here instead of the cooking thread because I've been spamming steak there all weekend, and also, it's day 3 of steak for dinner, with day four tomorrow. Who knew it would take a lot of work to eat through a pack of Costco steaks?

    Special guest stars, the cast iron I used to cook it.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Hey quick gallop poll

    Americans, do you do that thing with your cutlery/silverware where you cut the food with the knife, then put the knife down, switch the fork to your right hand and scoop up the cut food with the fork then swap the fork back to the left hand and pick up the knife and get to cutting again?

    If yes

    hey what the fuck

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