KRANCH [bad food]

Dirtyboy · October 2019

Off to a great start.

DouglasDanger · October 2019

I bet that stuff is good on a burg

King Riptor · October 2019

You can take my guns but you'll havw to pry my Kranch from my cold dead hands

(Because the Kranch killed me)

Moriveth · October 2019

I had Kranch once

But they gave me antibiotics and it cleared right up

Peen · October 2019

I don't want that sauce because I want to control my ratios. As a part of generation remix I can't get down with someone else remixing for me, especially not The Man.

DouglasDanger · October 2019

Oh, or kranch chicken wings

You would probably need to add hot sauce

Dirtyboy · October 2019

Commander Zoom · October 2019

Doesn't get much more American than that.
(Especially when you consider how "spicy" it probably is (not). Like, it might make the needle on a Scoville meter twitch.)

Moriveth · October 2019

Dirtyboy wrote: »

Ah yes, Spranch

Naphtali · October 2019

Not a bad food, but this salad dressing brand is the good shit for spicy ranch

We stopped being able to find it in stores around here and I resorted to buying a box off amazon a few times even.

shalmelo · October 2019

Since we're still on the condimeshups talk, from the last thread

MichaelLC wrote:

For the Asian market, they'll be releasing some special saucy sauces as well:
Maysoy - mayonnaise and soy sauce
Rancish - ranch and fish paste
Relseed - relish and toasted sesame seed

Almost all of the combos sound disgusting to me as a hater of both mayo and ranch, but I would like to subscribe to Relseed's newsletter (although I would have called it Sesalish)

Veldrin · October 2019

Gonna try this laksa ice cream shortly, please send preemptive thoughts and prayers.

Elaro · October 2019

Veldrin wrote: »

Gonna try this laksa ice cream shortly, please send preemptive thoughts and prayers.

RIP Veldrin

Ubik · October 2019

who let them put "saucy sauce" on the kranch bottle

what purpose does that serve

tynic · October 2019

You don’t wanna unsaucy sauce, come on man

sarukun · October 2019

Good title.

sarukun · October 2019

Moriveth wrote: »

Dirtyboy wrote: »

Ah yes, Spranch

I think you know darn well it’s Spiancy

Veldrin · October 2019

Veldrin wrote: »

Gonna try this laksa ice cream shortly, please send preemptive thoughts and prayers.

Well

I gotta give it to them

this really did just straight up taste like fairly spicy laksa soup mixed with vanilla ice cream

wandering · October 2019

3clipse wrote: »

the coloring is very confusing because I thought it was something starting with Kra plus something ending in nch

Pinfeldorf · October 2019

Yeah you know, kratchup and futnch.

Dirtyboy · October 2019

Kraut and Ranch.

Sorce · October 2019

34 Frozen Pizzas, Ranked by How Close to Delivery They Taste

Totino's rank surprised me, but that's probably because there's a boatload of frozen pizza brands I've never heard of.

The Escape Goat · October 2019

Outsiders is some good stuff. I've been meaning to try the "Milwaukee" style for a while but I can never not grab the Detroit style when I'm in the frozen isle.

knitdan · October 2019

Is Milwaukee style a beer-based crust with bratwurst and sauerkraut

tynic · October 2019

Of all of those I've only tried DiGiorno's and I hated it so based on that ranking I think I'm just gonna (continue to) avoid frozen pizza in the US.

Bucketman · October 2019

Yo we Kranching in here?

Xaquin · October 2019

I enjoy a red baron pizza

Not because I think it tastes like delivery but because it's not bad for a frozen pizza

Bucketman · October 2019

When I do frozen pizza I like Screaming Scillian or maybe a Red Baron. I know I'm not getting delivery quality but eh, its good

Pinfeldorf · October 2019

Screamin Sicilian Bessies Revenge is top tier frozen pizza.

Dirtyboy · October 2019

Bucketman wrote: »

Yo we Kranching in here?

We totally getting our Kranch on.

TNTrooper · October 2019

Don't we have international treaties banning chemical warfare like Kranch?

Madican · October 2019

Honestly as a kid one of my favorite snacks was mixing ketchup and ranch together then dipping slices of bologna.

I don't really know why I never got fat.

Commander Zoom · October 2019

Madican wrote: »

Honestly as a kid one of my favorite snacks was mixing ketchup and ranch together then dipping slices of bologna.

I don't really know why I never got fat.

Because you hadn't hit that 18-20 metabolism wall yet.

Brainleech · October 2019

Bucketman wrote: »

When I do frozen pizza I like Screaming Scillian or maybe a Red Baron. I know I'm not getting delivery quality but eh, its good

I like red baron but I have not had one as of late since the folded bake to rise monster. I have been having a well Wal mart brand bake to rise peperoni. It did recently go massively up in price {from 3.98 to 5.38} so I feel I should look for a different frozen pizza