A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in a long line for tickets, but eventually gets them.
He waits in a long line to rent a limo, but luckily enough, he manages to rent one.
He heads to the florist's shop before prom, and despite the long line there, too, he gets flowers.
All of his perseverance pays off when he gets to prom night well-prepared, and he and his girlfriend have a magical evening.
They dance for a long time, and eventually she gets thirsty, so she asks him to get her some punch.
He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punchline.
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in a long line for tickets, but eventually gets them.
He waits in a long line to rent a limo, but luckily enough, he manages to rent one.
He heads to the florist's shop before prom, and despite the long line there, too, he gets flowers.
All of his perseverance pays off when he gets to prom night well-prepared, and he and his girlfriend have a magical evening.
They dance for a long time, and eventually she gets thirsty, so she asks him to get her some punch.
He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punchline.
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in a long line for tickets, but eventually gets them.
He waits in a long line to rent a limo, but luckily enough, he manages to rent one.
He heads to the florist's shop before prom, and despite the long line there, too, he gets flowers.
All of his perseverance pays off when he gets to prom night well-prepared, and he and his girlfriend have a magical evening.
They dance for a long time, and eventually she gets thirsty, so she asks him to get her some punch.
He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punchline.
He didn't even go to get a tux?
The trick is to wear a tux every day of high school.
I don't have a better place to put this observation but here it is.
I went on vacation for a bit over a week and didn't check the forums. When I come back I see:
PC Gaming thread - 865 new posts
Bad Joke Thread - 6 new posts.
The GeekOh-Two Crew, OmeganautRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I love Penn and Teller Fool Us. Such a great show. I love how incredibly positive and affirming the duo is to all the magicians that appear on their stage instead of tearing them down like other reality shows. Some of those tricks are amazing.
I don't have a better place to put this observation but here it is.
I went on vacation for a bit over a week and didn't check the forums. When I come back I see:
PC Gaming thread - 865 new posts
Bad Joke Thread - 6 new posts.
Sounds like someone needs a Bad Joke of the Day calendar.
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
Fortunately for all of you, I'm at work. So I went to the 817s, pulled down a book called "Dad Jokes," and opened it to a random page. Here is the bad joke the fates have for us today:
An old man with a walker hobbled slowly into an ice cream shop and carefully climbed up on a stool at the counter, where he ordered a hot fudge sundae.
The server asked, "Crushed nuts?"
"No, thank god," replied the old man. "Just bad knees."
I don't have a better place to put this observation but here it is.
I went on vacation for a bit over a week and didn't check the forums. When I come back I see:
PC Gaming thread - 865 new posts
Bad Joke Thread - 6 new posts.
Sounds like someone needs a Bad Joke of the Day calendar.
I tend to follow up my bullshit with a big goofy grin, because I'm very bad at hiding how unreasonably pleased I am with myself
[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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knitdanIn ur baseKillin ur guysRegistered Userregular
Yeah I’ll pause and look expectantly at the other person like
Do you get it
Do you get it
For gods sake do you get it
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
The best is when you drop a subtle one into a group conversation and make eye contact with the one person who caught it just as they realize the terrible thing you've done.
The best is when you drop a subtle one into a group conversation and make eye contact with the one person who caught it just as they realize the terrible thing you've done.
Oh, yes. We're down here together now, you and I.
Triple bonus points if it's during a meeting.
One of our clients has another consultant who just sits in all meetings and doesn’t really do or say anything. All my colleagues find him pointless but I know his real value: he gets all my subtle jokes and I enjoy watching him try really hard to keep it together.
My personal best was, as a temp, getting to sit in with a bunch of old school techbro managers in a department meeting where one of the directors (who re-specc'd from medical) was telling us about some departmental survey they were doing soon to help evaluate the org for agile compatibility.
I innocently offered, "will they be bringing in outside consultants?"
this is a reference to Office Space, which all the techbro managers had probably seen more times than they could count, but the director clearly hadn't
Getting to watch a room full of professionals all immediately and simultaneously get a pop culture reference that they're basically conditioned to find hilarious, right in front of their boss who totally missed said reference, and have to therefore not react.
It's not a joke in and of itself. MY NEW FIGHTING TECHNIQUE IS UNSTOPPABLE was a frenetic, practically stream-of-consciousness webcomic rendered almost entirely in clipart in which various karate men attempted to one-up each other with endless asinine "techniques", including transforming into Karate Snoopy, which everyone agreed was unfair because you automatically won if you did so.
The experience of the comic defies accurate description in mere words; I can easily see it adapting well to television. It's just so obscure I never would have thought it would happen.
Kupi on
My favorite musical instrument is the air-raid siren.
I made a grocery list so I wouldn't forget what groceries to buy.
Now I just need a list list, because I forgot where I put my grocery list
Be careful, once you start down the path of recursive lists, there is no way out.
You'll be looking for your list list list, and start thinking about putting together a list list list list before you know it.
I made a grocery list so I wouldn't forget what groceries to buy.
Now I just need a list list, because I forgot where I put my grocery list
Be careful, once you start down the path of recursive lists, there is no way out.
You'll be looking for your list list list, and start thinking about putting together a list list list list before you know it.
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"Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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Everyone always gets his most famous quote wrong
He waits in a long line to rent a limo, but luckily enough, he manages to rent one.
He heads to the florist's shop before prom, and despite the long line there, too, he gets flowers.
All of his perseverance pays off when he gets to prom night well-prepared, and he and his girlfriend have a magical evening.
They dance for a long time, and eventually she gets thirsty, so she asks him to get her some punch.
He didn't even go to get a tux?
The trick is to wear a tux every day of high school.
Just ... just watch it
I went on vacation for a bit over a week and didn't check the forums. When I come back I see:
PC Gaming thread - 865 new posts
Bad Joke Thread - 6 new posts.
Sounds like someone needs a Bad Joke of the Day calendar.
An old man with a walker hobbled slowly into an ice cream shop and carefully climbed up on a stool at the counter, where he ordered a hot fudge sundae.
The server asked, "Crushed nuts?"
"No, thank god," replied the old man. "Just bad knees."
Secret Satan is right around the corner.
So when they come back to port they can...Scandinavian.
Bechamel, because it starts with a rooooouuuuuuxxxx...
For example:
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
A subwoofer
I just watched a documentary about how they put WWI ships together.
It was riveting.
God pot.
I said that I haven't minded extrapolating data in the past, so I assumed that I'd be fine with it going forwards
Author's note: based on a real interaction just now. It did not get a reaction
He had a tendency to slip a joke into a conversation and just keep going and then 30 seconds later you’d be like...hang on, did he just tell a joke?
Sly old bastard never broke.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Do you get it
Do you get it
For gods sake do you get it
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Oh, yes. We're down here together now, you and I.
Triple bonus points if it's during a meeting.
One of our clients has another consultant who just sits in all meetings and doesn’t really do or say anything. All my colleagues find him pointless but I know his real value: he gets all my subtle jokes and I enjoy watching him try really hard to keep it together.
I innocently offered, "will they be bringing in outside consultants?"
Getting to watch a room full of professionals all immediately and simultaneously get a pop culture reference that they're basically conditioned to find hilarious, right in front of their boss who totally missed said reference, and have to therefore not react.
Man it was so good.
It's not a joke in and of itself. MY NEW FIGHTING TECHNIQUE IS UNSTOPPABLE was a frenetic, practically stream-of-consciousness webcomic rendered almost entirely in clipart in which various karate men attempted to one-up each other with endless asinine "techniques", including transforming into Karate Snoopy, which everyone agreed was unfair because you automatically won if you did so.
The experience of the comic defies accurate description in mere words; I can easily see it adapting well to television. It's just so obscure I never would have thought it would happen.
Now I just need a list list, because I forgot where I put my grocery list
Be careful, once you start down the path of recursive lists, there is no way out.
You'll be looking for your list list list, and start thinking about putting together a list list list list before you know it.
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The man replies "Mine's not."
what