We tried to go to a haunted house last night, but got there a bit too early, so decided to walk down to a little bar and have a drink before heading back up to check it out. There was some concern about the fake blood she was wearing getting on my face, but it held fast. I made a joke about how I wanted blood all over my face, and she said "You will in a few weeks, just wait".
Holy.
Shit.
This gave me an idea for a six-word scary story.
'Is this house haunted?'
'Not yet.'
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
We tried to go to a haunted house last night, but got there a bit too early, so decided to walk down to a little bar and have a drink before heading back up to check it out. There was some concern about the fake blood she was wearing getting on my face, but it held fast. I made a joke about how I wanted blood all over my face, and she said "You will in a few weeks, just wait".
Holy.
Shit.
i'm actually confused as to... what that implies?
is it like... kinky cutting stuff? or just.... a threat?
roughly every 28 days women with an intact uterine wall tend to experience menses
We tried to go to a haunted house last night, but got there a bit too early, so decided to walk down to a little bar and have a drink before heading back up to check it out. There was some concern about the fake blood she was wearing getting on my face, but it held fast. I made a joke about how I wanted blood all over my face, and she said "You will in a few weeks, just wait".
Holy.
Shit.
i'm actually confused as to... what that implies?
is it like... kinky cutting stuff? or just.... a threat?
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
We tried to go to a haunted house last night, but got there a bit too early, so decided to walk down to a little bar and have a drink before heading back up to check it out. There was some concern about the fake blood she was wearing getting on my face, but it held fast. I made a joke about how I wanted blood all over my face, and she said "You will in a few weeks, just wait".
Holy.
Shit.
i'm actually confused as to... what that implies?
is it like... kinky cutting stuff? or just.... a threat?
roughly every 28 days women with an intact uterine wall tend to experience menses
You're 99% of the way there! Roughly once a month most human people with an intact uterine wall tend to experience menses.
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
We tried to go to a haunted house last night, but got there a bit too early, so decided to walk down to a little bar and have a drink before heading back up to check it out. There was some concern about the fake blood she was wearing getting on my face, but it held fast. I made a joke about how I wanted blood all over my face, and she said "You will in a few weeks, just wait".
Holy.
Shit.
i'm actually confused as to... what that implies?
is it like... kinky cutting stuff? or just.... a threat?
roughly every 28 days women with an intact uterine wall tend to experience menses
You're 99% of the way there! Roughly once a month most human people with an intact uterine wall tend to experience menses.
We tried to go to a haunted house last night, but got there a bit too early, so decided to walk down to a little bar and have a drink before heading back up to check it out. There was some concern about the fake blood she was wearing getting on my face, but it held fast. I made a joke about how I wanted blood all over my face, and she said "You will in a few weeks, just wait".
Holy.
Shit.
i'm actually confused as to... what that implies?
is it like... kinky cutting stuff? or just.... a threat?
roughly every 28 days women with an intact uterine wall tend to experience menses
You're 99% of the way there! Roughly once a month most human people with an intact uterine wall tend to experience menses.
We tried to go to a haunted house last night, but got there a bit too early, so decided to walk down to a little bar and have a drink before heading back up to check it out. There was some concern about the fake blood she was wearing getting on my face, but it held fast. I made a joke about how I wanted blood all over my face, and she said "You will in a few weeks, just wait".
Holy.
Shit.
i'm actually confused as to... what that implies?
is it like... kinky cutting stuff? or just.... a threat?
roughly every 28 days women with an intact uterine wall tend to experience menses
We tried to go to a haunted house last night, but got there a bit too early, so decided to walk down to a little bar and have a drink before heading back up to check it out. There was some concern about the fake blood she was wearing getting on my face, but it held fast. I made a joke about how I wanted blood all over my face, and she said "You will in a few weeks, just wait".
Holy.
Shit.
i'm actually confused as to... what that implies?
is it like... kinky cutting stuff? or just.... a threat?
roughly every 28 days women with an intact uterine wall tend to experience menses
okay so "eat me out while I bleed on you"?
You know that scene in the shining where the elevator opens
We tried to go to a haunted house last night, but got there a bit too early, so decided to walk down to a little bar and have a drink before heading back up to check it out. There was some concern about the fake blood she was wearing getting on my face, but it held fast. I made a joke about how I wanted blood all over my face, and she said "You will in a few weeks, just wait".
Holy.
Shit.
i'm actually confused as to... what that implies?
is it like... kinky cutting stuff? or just.... a threat?
roughly every 28 days women with an intact uterine wall tend to experience menses
okay so "eat me out while I bleed on you"?
You know that scene in the shining where the elevator opens
We tried to go to a haunted house last night, but got there a bit too early, so decided to walk down to a little bar and have a drink before heading back up to check it out. There was some concern about the fake blood she was wearing getting on my face, but it held fast. I made a joke about how I wanted blood all over my face, and she said "You will in a few weeks, just wait".
Holy.
Shit.
i'm actually confused as to... what that implies?
is it like... kinky cutting stuff? or just.... a threat?
roughly every 28 days women with an intact uterine wall tend to experience menses
okay so "eat me out while I bleed on you"?
Edit: You know what, this is getting a little blue
Didgeridoo on
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
We tried to go to a haunted house last night, but got there a bit too early, so decided to walk down to a little bar and have a drink before heading back up to check it out. There was some concern about the fake blood she was wearing getting on my face, but it held fast. I made a joke about how I wanted blood all over my face, and she said "You will in a few weeks, just wait".
Holy.
Shit.
i'm actually confused as to... what that implies?
is it like... kinky cutting stuff? or just.... a threat?
roughly every 28 days women with an intact uterine wall tend to experience menses
okay so "eat me out while I bleed on you"?
Edit: You know what, this is getting a little blue
I hate those commercials.
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TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
edited November 2019
Look, I just thought it was hilarious and never meant it to go this far. I firmly believed that the implication would be enough, but noooooo.
EDIT:On a lighter note, she called me "honey" in a text this morning, sent my heart all aflutter.
valhalla13013 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered Userregular
So, having given up on love, apparently, I sort of got asked out tonight by someone 14 years younger than me. Still in her 30s though, so... and she's cute too. I gave her my number.
WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited November 2019
I've been invited to Thanksgiving at rich parents house with the indoor heated pool and hot tub and Swedish sauna and master bedroom larger than my entire apartment, and I do rent in a well-off neighborhood. Also since we're both from Texas, doing up a fish fry this Sunday. Planning on going down to the docks tomorrow for fish, since you know, I live right near a working fishing port.
Weaver on
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TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
We tried to go to a haunted house last night, but got there a bit too early, so decided to walk down to a little bar and have a drink before heading back up to check it out. There was some concern about the fake blood she was wearing getting on my face, but it held fast. I made a joke about how I wanted blood all over my face, and she said "You will in a few weeks, just wait".
Holy.
Shit.
i'm actually confused as to... what that implies?
is it like... kinky cutting stuff? or just.... a threat?
roughly every 28 days women with an intact uterine wall tend to experience menses
You're 99% of the way there! Roughly once a month most human people with an intact uterine wall tend to experience menses.
Does it need to be roughly though?
It can be pretty variable, if that's what you're asking
So, having given up on love, apparently, I sort of got asked out tonight by someone 14 years younger than me. Still in her 30s though, so... and she's cute too. I gave her my number.
I'm trying. She texted me, and I texted back and then nothing. I'm trying to tell myself it was late, but I keep wondering if I said the wrong thing. I don't think so.
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BroloBroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered Userregular
I'm trying. She texted me, and I texted back and then nothing. I'm trying to tell myself it was late, but I keep wondering if I said the wrong thing. I don't think so.
I'm trying. She texted me, and I texted back and then nothing. I'm trying to tell myself it was late, but I keep wondering if I said the wrong thing. I don't think so.
texts can be sporadic
Sporadic in that I haven't had another one since last night. We'll see. If it wasn't meant to be, it wasn't meant to be. I'm not stressing it.
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valhalla13013 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered Userregular
Okay, well... another coworker knows her and said she texted her last night. Her mother fell down 3 flights of stairs. I don't blame her for not talking to a guy she just met.
I have just given directions to a lovely old eastern European lady to reassure her she is on the correct tram and then she told me that I look very nice and beautiful with my hair and outfit.
My date today had to raincheck and it threw me off because I was looking forward to it and feeling good about it
But
I took myself on it
Went on that walk in the park around sunset
Checked out the bar we were possibly gonna go to
Got a glass of wine
Woulda been a pretty good date!
Was a pretty good date actually
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This gave me an idea for a six-word scary story.
'Not yet.'
roughly every 28 days women with an intact uterine wall tend to experience menses
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You're 99% of the way there! Roughly once a month most human people with an intact uterine wall tend to experience menses.
That’s fair
Does it need to be roughly though?
No, that's mensa, they're talking about a flat topped mountain.
No, that's a mesa. We're talking about middle-eastern appetizer platters.
No, that's meze. We're talking about an Argentinian footballer.
please don't steal my persona
it's as close to
okay so "eat me out while I bleed on you"?
You know that scene in the shining where the elevator opens
Oh man and all the Hawaiian Punch comes out?
Edit: You know what, this is getting a little blue
I hate those commercials.
EDIT:On a lighter note, she called me "honey" in a text this morning, sent my heart all aflutter.
And then she texted me.
I'm nervous.
It's better to be weird than creepy
It can be pretty variable, if that's what you're asking
Play it cool man
Great morning to be outside
Anyone have any warm blood I could borrow
What?I'm just talking about flossing!
I'm trying. She texted me, and I texted back and then nothing. I'm trying to tell myself it was late, but I keep wondering if I said the wrong thing. I don't think so.
texts can be sporadic
Thai Rack is the one near where I work
Think that calls for a beer
Sporadic in that I haven't had another one since last night. We'll see. If it wasn't meant to be, it wasn't meant to be. I'm not stressing it.
Reader, I am charmed.
Wink !
Cause if so luuuuucky
Best pun restaurant name I've seen is the Vietnamese place in my hometown called Pho 99
I am grateful to have my girlfriend, she keeps me balanced by giving me something positive and wonderful to focus on.
But
I took myself on it
Went on that walk in the park around sunset
Checked out the bar we were possibly gonna go to
Got a glass of wine
Woulda been a pretty good date!
Was a pretty good date actually