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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Total Time: 1 day

    Nope.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
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    Total Time: 1 day

    Nope.

    I'm gonna make half of them tonight, and the other half tomorrow.

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
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    those better be some amazing cookies

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Total Time: 1 day

    Nope.

    I'm gonna make half of them tonight, and the other half tomorrow.

    I made cookies tonight.

    By made, I mean I went to the grocer bakery and bought a box - will probably finish the other half tomorrow, too.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
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    those better be some amazing cookies

    The batter is... fucking nuts, dude. Chopped bittersweet choc, the butter was nutty and caramel-flavored, it's tasting extremely good right now. About to put the first ones in the oven.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
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    I was out for like 15 minutes total today and my face already hurts from the cold wind

    Winter suuuuucks

    i keep my face slightly wet and use a thin layer to trap the moisture.

    and even then..........father winter robs me of my moisture.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I just streamed 22.5 hours of death stranding

    it's really good and I like it a lot

    Apparently i'm like, halfway through.

    Fuck.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Will the cookies be bigger than before?

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
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    By what mechanism does a printer know you need a document urgently so it can then throw a tantrum?

    Also exactly what currency does a printer accept for bribe during one of its fits?

    navgoose on
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
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    Browned butter is glorious. I use it to make my favorite brownies.

    Not sure I have the patience for such a fussy recipe as spool is attempting though.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Will the cookies be bigger than before?

    They'll be better, stronger, faster.

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
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    spool32 wrote: »
    those better be some amazing cookies

    The batter is... fucking nuts, dude. Chopped bittersweet choc, the butter was nutty and caramel-flavored, it's tasting extremely good right now. About to put the first ones in the oven.

    Brown butter is absolutely wonderful, and can add that extra flavor to a lot of things that you would use butter for. Hell, I've seen multiple places around here selling brown butter rice krispie treats lately.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
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    Moisture

    Moisture

    Moisture

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
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    Update - they've spread out more than I expect, suggesting probably not enough flour in this recipe. This is an issue I have with White Lily in general, it seems to have maybe less... gluten? less something anyway, for an equivalent volume. Pancakes last week came out flatter than I expected too...

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
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    They still look extremely good :)

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
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    spool32 wrote: »
    Update - they've spread out more than I expect, suggesting probably not enough flour in this recipe. This is an issue I have with White Lily in general, it seems to have maybe less... gluten? less something anyway, for an equivalent volume. Pancakes last week came out flatter than I expected too...

    White Lily flower is made from soft wheat, and yeah, amounts to less gluten than typical AP flours made from hard wheat. It's supposed to be what makes it ideal for biscuits.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
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    I’ve beard that the best way to avoid cookie spread is to let the batter rest in the fridge for several hours but that could just be a suburban myth

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
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    First time baking in this oven too, my lazer is saying it's about 20f cooler than the display.

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
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    Aggressive zoning laws to avoid spread.

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
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    knitdan wrote: »
    I’ve beard that the best way to avoid cookie spread is to let the batter rest in the fridge for several hours but that could just be a suburban myth

    Yeah, that's probably one of the reasons that recipe calls for resting the dough in the fridge overnight :P

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
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    Watch this video then take attached WBT they say. After video I open WBT and one of the last slides is unskippable and plays the video again.

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
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    Next chat taco chat

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited November 2019
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    Fish (amberjack) tacos w orange/tomato/jalapeño/onion salsa fresca and avocado and home flour (gasp) tortillas

    @Mazzyx

    VishNub on
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
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    Kamiro wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Next chat taco chat

    next chat taco cat
    zberkjkggbz7.jpg

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
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    spool32 wrote: »
    First time baking in this oven too, my lazer is saying it's about 20f cooler than the display.

    A cheap oven thermometer is an essential home appliance

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
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    tacocat is delicious backwards or forwards

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
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    Alright I got a confession.

    I just broke the "pay it forward" chain at the combo Taco Bell pizza hut.

    The girl at the window told me some dude 20 minutes earlier started it by paying for the car behind him right. So I asked her how much the order in the car behind me was and she's like "uhhhh56 dollars" where as my order was $9.56

    So uh, I got free food and I kindly asked her to you know.. not tell them.

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Fed to bugs
    Currently working on something approximating guava cobbler

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
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    That Serious Eats chocolate chip cookie recipe is my favorite cookie recipe. The texture of the cookies is excellent, lots of variation.

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
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    Alright I got a confession.

    I just broke the "pay it forward" chain at the combo Taco Bell pizza hut.

    The girl at the window told me some dude 20 minutes earlier started it by paying for the car behind him right. So I asked her how much the order in the car behind me was and she's like "uhhhh56 dollars" where as my order was $9.56

    So uh, I got free food and I kindly asked her to you know.. not tell them.

    This is morally fine

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
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    spool32 wrote: »
    I am about to find out the results of the most tryhard choco chip cookie recipe I have ever seen, much less attempted.

    Do you know what 'pale ribbon stage' is when mixing sugar and eggs? You need to.

    I mean, most choco chip cookie recipes say this for the butter:
    Ingredient: 1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened.
    Beat butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar and vanilla extract in large mixer bowl until creamy.

    That's it. This recipe says:

    Ingredient: 8 ounces unsalted butter (2 sticks; 225g)

    Melt butter in a medium saucepan over medium-high heat. Cook, gently swirling pan constantly, until particles begin to turn golden brown and butter smells nutty, about 5 minutes. Remove from heat and continue swirling the pan until the butter is a rich brown, about 15 seconds longer.

    That’s not that bad. Brown the butter... oooooo how complica

    Transfer to a medium bowl, whisk in ice cube,

    What’s this now?
    transfer to refrigerator, and allow to cool completely, about 20 minutes, whisking occasionally. (Alternatively, whisk over an ice bath to hasten the process.)

    Stahp!

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
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    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I just streamed 22.5 hours of death stranding

    it's really good and I like it a lot

    Apparently i'm like, halfway through.

    Fuck.

    I'm surprised it's only ~40 hours!

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
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    spool32 wrote: »
    I am about to find out the results of the most tryhard choco chip cookie recipe I have ever seen, much less attempted.

    Do you know what 'pale ribbon stage' is when mixing sugar and eggs? You need to.

    I mean, most choco chip cookie recipes say this for the butter:
    Ingredient: 1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened.
    Beat butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar and vanilla extract in large mixer bowl until creamy.

    That's it. This recipe says:

    Ingredient: 8 ounces unsalted butter (2 sticks; 225g)

    Melt butter in a medium saucepan over medium-high heat. Cook, gently swirling pan constantly, until particles begin to turn golden brown and butter smells nutty, about 5 minutes. Remove from heat and continue swirling the pan until the butter is a rich brown, about 15 seconds longer. Transfer to a medium bowl, whisk in ice cube, transfer to refrigerator, and allow to cool completely, about 20 minutes, whisking occasionally. (Alternatively, whisk over an ice bath to hasten the process.)

    That's just step one of this monstrosity!


    https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2013/12/the-food-lab-best-chocolate-chip-cookie-recipe.html
    I've made those! I liked browning the butter because browned butter does smell ni-

    well uh the recipe had other good qualities too

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
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    The king and I is on pbs

    I feel very cultured?

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
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    guys have you ever tried cooking with brown butter?
    someone should tell @spool32 about it!

    Bless your heart.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
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    I don't remember if I bothered with the ice cube or not. Doing everything without a mixer was enough bother.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
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    Sarksus wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I just streamed 22.5 hours of death stranding

    it's really good and I like it a lot

    Apparently i'm like, halfway through.

    Fuck.

    I'm surprised it's only ~40 hours!
    but enough about making chocolate chip cookies

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
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    hehehe

    i <3 u [chat] :):):)

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
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    Alright I got a confession.

    I just broke the "pay it forward" chain at the combo Taco Bell pizza hut.

    The girl at the window told me some dude 20 minutes earlier started it by paying for the car behind him right. So I asked her how much the order in the car behind me was and she's like "uhhhh56 dollars" where as my order was $9.56

    So uh, I got free food and I kindly asked her to you know.. not tell them.

    That guy probably started the chain and went to the back of the line hoping he’d get someone else to pay his crazy food bill

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    has to live in new jersey for ever
    So Alabama plays LSU tomorrow and the proper thing to do is to walk around asking why it smells like corn dogs

    #LessonsInSouthernEtiquette

    Bless your heart.
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