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cookie [chat]

KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
edited November 2019 in Debate and/or Discourse
This isn't actually cookie chat but I was thinking about cookies, so there

This is actually Dragon Force [chat]

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The best Sega Saturn game ever made

It's a Strategy RPG that let's you choose one of 8 rulers to play where you try to save the world (by conquering everyone else). When you start your first save, you can't pick Goldark or Reinhart as they are a bit more of a difficult start due to everyone being against Goldark at the start and Reinhart being right smack in the middle of every other kingdom. So you have to beat the game once to unlock those two rulers.

When you pick a ruler, you get a little intro on what's going on and some story. You start off with your ruler, and 4 officer generals. Each general, including your ruler, starts off with a certain type of troop and a magic spell, and depending on the general an equipped item. In the non overmap part of the game, you can do actions such as talk to your generals, equip items, increase your general's troops via rewards you get for winning battles, try to win captured generals to your side, or search castles for items/generals.

Once you get to the overmap, you can deploy your generals into armies and have them attack other kingdoms. It's a free for all so everyone is fair game.

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Once you encounter an enemy, you choose which general you want to fight with and the enemy chooses theirs. Biggest thing to look for when choosing a general is what type of troop the enemy general has and try to counter it with a type that is good against them. For example, Cavalry are good against Soldiers.

Once in battle you choose a formation for your troops. This allows them to either have better defense, offense or speed. You fight until one of the generals hp has been reduced to 0 or they retreat or time runs out and it's a draw.

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As you fight in battles, you get experience and level up. As you level, you get your standard HP increases, strength, mp, etc. At certain levels, you also get an additional, more powerful spell. Each general is fairly unique in it's stats and spells. So as you get used to the game you know which ones are useful and which are trash that never see the battlefield.

Some spells are great against enemy generals. Some are good against enemy troops. There are even a few that revive your troops.

Now here are the rulers.

You've got Mikhail, the samurai ruler. You may have seen him before

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You've got Goldark, the "bad guy" that everyone hates

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you've got Teiris, the cute little elf queen that is a pain to choose as a character

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You've got Wein, the whitebread of the group. He also sucks

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There's Reinhart, the child emperor who has awesome magic and is super smart

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There's Junon, who is a woman under that mask. Very badass.

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Leon is a bruce lee wanabee.

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And then there's Gongos, a wild beastman

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Each Ruler has a few generals under their command, and each general can control one of a few types of troops, each of which have strenghts and weakenesses against each other. They are cute and make funny little sounds when dying.

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My time is going to run out and someone is gonna steal my chat, so I'll stop there...for now

Also, this is my first chat. Be kind <3

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  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
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  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    so we should call kamiro mikhail, got it

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited November 2019
    Sir Landshark on
    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Dragon Force rules

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    I will always upvote Sega Saturn chat

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    That game looks fun, buy it for me and also a sega Saturn please and thanks

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    The cookies are fabulous, btw. :):)

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    I played that game

    I’m still not sure it’s good

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Like I come back to it periodically

    I guess I’ve never actually beaten it

    Maybe I should try that

    I always pick jumps because she’s up in a corner so it’s easy to defend and harpies are OP

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Maybe?

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Jumps = junon

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Is Dragon Force a harem building game. Are there any tsundere generals.

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Do yourselves a favor and google “boondocks characters”

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    goddammit my google-fu is failing me over something tiny and insignificant

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Is Dragon Force a harem building game. Are there any tsundere generals.

    There are a few tsundere generals. There are a few unique general to general interactions when they meet in battle. They get some special dialogue, some of which is tsundere.

    Also, there is one general who will immediately desert your army if the army he is in encounters an enemy army that has a female general.

    Hell yeah, tsundere generals! Looks like a fun game, actually.

    And why does he desert, does he fall in love with her, or does he hate interacting with women.

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Do yourselves a favor and google “boondocks characters”

    hahahaha

  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Do yourselves a favor and google “boondocks characters”

    ok now what

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    In case they change it, here’s what shows up
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  • TicaldfjamTicaldfjam Snoqualmie, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2019
    knitdan wrote: »
    In case they change it, here’s what shows up
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    *Nods in Respect.*

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    my favorite dragon force song is through the fire and the flames because it was on guitar hero

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I started playing Metro Exodus and this game is gorgeous and detailed but there is so much dialog. 10 minutes of action, 15 minutes of talking, 10 minutes of action, 15 minutes of talking - the game suffers from the dreaded stop/start Kojima pacing. The game suffers from Kojimumps.

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    man anakin was really an asshole for killing those younglings

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    man anakin was really an asshole for killing those younglings

    "Those" younglings? Oh, you mean the Sand kids he mass murdered in Episode II don't count? You are racist against Sand People, Sarks!

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    man anakin was really an asshole for killing those younglings

    "Those" younglings? Oh, you mean the Sand kids he mass murdered in Episode II don't count? You are racist against Sand People, Sarks!

    I mean he hates sand.

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    It’s coarse and irritating and gets everywhere

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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Tweet me a cookie

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Despite my not being a programmer, I imagine cookies contain more than 140 characters worth of code

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    those poor younglings

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Also I’m a bit colicky and my fontanelle hasn’t closed up yet

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    man anakin was really an asshole for killing those younglings

    They were armed, it was self defense

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    man anakin was really an asshole for killing those younglings

    They were armed, it was self defense

    doubly armed even

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Maybe he disarmed them. It’s the Star Wars way.

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    You might think those were children but actually they're 900 year old aliens.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    I won’t post the link because it’s nsfw but there’s a headline going around titled A Comedian Went On Germany's Got Talent, Painted Her Ass Like A Dog, Then "Ate" Sausages With Said Ass That Was Painted Like A Dog and honestly comedy has peaked we can all stop trying

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    I won’t post the link because it’s nsfw but there’s a headline going around titled A Comedian Went On Germany's Got Talent, Painted Her Ass Like A Dog, Then "Ate" Sausages With Said Ass That Was Painted Like A Dog and honestly comedy has peaked we can all stop trying

    What are memes if not the comedy of non-trying?

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular


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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Just defeated the final boss in Dead Cells for the first time

    Turns out that all I needed was two incredibly high level crossbow turrets

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    That’s a month old news. Also what’s not to like? Dogs? Sausage? Butts? All good things.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    This is because they finally lifted Germany’s comedy embargo

    They haven’t had any since 1945 and they’re very rusty

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