President Calvin Coolidge was known as “Silent Cal” because of his extraordinarily laconic speech. A famous anecdote tells of a dinner party during which the person sitting adjacent to the Coolidge said: “Mr. President I’ve made a large bet that I would be able to make you say more than two words.”
Coolidge considered this proposition carefully and then replied slowly and emphatically, “You lose.”
I was thrown by davidsdurions post about different accents.
1) The lab manager has a drawer full of chocolate/snacks. Someone brought in a training certificate, mentioning to keep it in a safe place, jokingly saying "like your chocolate drawer."
I pipe up with, "You mean betwixt the Twix?"
2) One of the other guys in the lab is taking part in Movember. Considering he hasn't shaved in 6 years, he's been getting a lot of comments all day, including people interrupting themselves to say "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BEARD?!" The technical manager walks in at the end of the day, and comments on how well he's dealt with the jokes.
I immediately say, "He's taken it on the chin."
They're probably glad I'm not in next week.
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Before following any advice, opinions, or thoughts I may have expressed in the above post, be warned: I found Keven Costners "Waterworld" to be a very entertaining film.
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What kind of bread hurts?
Briouch.
"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
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I'll try another.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
I was thrown by davidsdurions post about different accents.
I know this is a month old... but I don’t get it.
A vicar is basically a leader of a local church, usually I've seen in reference to one in a small English village.
...
"Dam!"
The other said "Country Grammar is Nelly's best album, yeah"
Yeah I didn't want to go with something THAT obvious and played-out.
So here's something fresh and new and exciting:
What do you get when you cross a dog and an antenna?
PSN / Xbox / NNID: Fodder185
I don't know what shocked him more - that I was naked, or that I opened HIS front door...
ArfCA?
Woofinghouse?
CockapUHF
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
1) The lab manager has a drawer full of chocolate/snacks. Someone brought in a training certificate, mentioning to keep it in a safe place, jokingly saying "like your chocolate drawer."
I pipe up with, "You mean betwixt the Twix?"
2) One of the other guys in the lab is taking part in Movember. Considering he hasn't shaved in 6 years, he's been getting a lot of comments all day, including people interrupting themselves to say "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BEARD?!" The technical manager walks in at the end of the day, and comments on how well he's dealt with the jokes.
I immediately say, "He's taken it on the chin."
They're probably glad I'm not in next week.
But all I ended up with is a laughing stock.
It's kinda focused on one topic
Possession is nine tenths of the law
That's not very humerus.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
99 little bugs.
Take one down;
Patch it around...
127 bugs in my code. o/'
Man Wearing ‘Ain’t Nothing Illegal ‘Til You Get Caught!’ Shirt Arrested In Oklahoma County
*spooky music and sound effects*
THE INTERNET!!
(I'm gonna have to re-write it a tiny bit because the word 'panties' makes me wanna gouge my fucking eyes out)
Why do so many pairs of women's underwear have flowers on them?
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Why did the boy bring a fishing net to bed?
What's spicy but cold in the winter?
What did the egg day to the frying pan?
What type of pic do you take with a surfer?
What did the foot say to the mosquito?
What type of witch can you bring to the beach?
God
DAMMIT
The 7-11 on the wrong side of the street.