I won’t post the link because it’s nsfw but there’s a headline going around titled A Comedian Went On Germany's Got Talent, Painted Her Ass Like A Dog, Then "Ate" Sausages With Said Ass That Was Painted Like A Dog and honestly comedy has peaked we can all stop trying
The act saw act Duckie L'Orange expose her back and bum - which had a dog's face scrawled across it - before shuffling backwards towards a string of sausages on the floor.
She then managed to make it look like the 'face' was munching the savoury treats while the panel of judges squealed in horror.
Duckie L'Orange is Aussie-born, Berlin-based performance artist. According to her website, she has extensive experience working on creative projects with children.
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the movie ended with elijah wood suplexing the sniper (who was john cusack) through the priceless piano that was owned by his eccentric mentor
NEO|PhyteThey follow the stars, bound together.Strands in a braid till the end.Registered Userregular
It was that somehow, from within the derelict-horror, they had learned a way to see inside an ugly, broken thing... And take away its pain.
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I guess my kids were not pulling my leg after all.
Gooigi is an actual playable character and that's the real name for (him? It?).
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I would have also believed that “Gooigi” was the name of an eastern bloc pastry, a bluetooth-enabled vibrator, or one of those pop-up clothing retailers on Amazon that are just Chinese sweatshops.
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”my bubby made the best kreplach and kasha varnishkes, and everyone loved her rugelach, of course, but her gooigi was worse than my mother-in-law’s pierogis,”
”my bubby made the best kreplach and kasha varnishkes, and everyone loved her rugelach, of course, but her gooigi was worse than my mother-in-law’s pierogis,”
and so on
I assume this is a sentence using the blue-tooth enabled vibrator definition
[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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”my bubby made the best kreplach and kasha varnishkes, and everyone loved her rugelach, of course, but her gooigi was worse than my mother-in-law’s pierogis,”
and so on
I assume this is a sentence using the blue-tooth enabled vibrator definition
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Gooigi is often described as being made of just ectoplasma but, scientifically speaking, he's actually made of "goo." Goo was discovered by Professor E. Gadd during an accident in his lab. While he was experimenting with "strange liquid ghost energy" a ghost startled him, causing him to spill his coffee into the ghost energy. Specifically, the coffee was "a Lunoman Greenie blend from Evershade" all of which is carefully documented in Professor E. Gadd's research journal.
The result was a somewhat viscous green element called goo which eventually was used to make Gooigi.
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should i go for brunch by myself?
Pros:
+ Nice walk
+ Tasty
+ Always nice to treat myself when i'm down
Cons:
- Cold out
- Fattening
- i feel kinda weird going to a restaurant by myself and then browsing the forums/discord while waiting for a meal i'll eat in complete silence
Clearly it's impossible to decide so i'll just go.
Pros:
+ Nice walk
+ Tasty
+ Always nice to treat myself when i'm down
Cons:
- Cold out
- Fattening
- i feel kinda weird going to a restaurant by myself and then browsing the forums/discord while waiting for a meal i'll eat in complete silence
Clearly it's impossible to decide so i'll just go.
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a film about a pianist who, if he misses a note during a performance, gets shot
it's awful and i love it
by making it into a movie they wasted an excellent idea for a live show
But she was literally trying to steal my pizza so I feel pretty justified in my actions.
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The Grosse Pointe Blank sequel we never knew we needed
a heaping bowl of spiders, just like grandma used to make
it was hardly the least believable part of the movie
I reckon he could take Michael Cera
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This cannot be anything other than drugs
Gooigi is an actual playable character and that's the real name for (him? It?).
yup
and so on
I assume this is a sentence using the blue-tooth enabled vibrator definition
disgusting
and yes
Gooigi is often described as being made of just ectoplasma but, scientifically speaking, he's actually made of "goo." Goo was discovered by Professor E. Gadd during an accident in his lab. While he was experimenting with "strange liquid ghost energy" a ghost startled him, causing him to spill his coffee into the ghost energy. Specifically, the coffee was "a Lunoman Greenie blend from Evershade" all of which is carefully documented in Professor E. Gadd's research journal.
The result was a somewhat viscous green element called goo which eventually was used to make Gooigi.
The prof totally made himself a Luigi shaped fuck-ghost.
Pros:
+ Nice walk
+ Tasty
+ Always nice to treat myself when i'm down
Cons:
- Cold out
- Fattening
- i feel kinda weird going to a restaurant by myself and then browsing the forums/discord while waiting for a meal i'll eat in complete silence
Clearly it's impossible to decide so i'll just go.
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Dategrrl is going to leave in a few days so I’m gonna skip gaming and just snuggle and take painkillers.
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Might I suggest some pocket salad?
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