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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    You are Sam Porter Bridges

    *stuff revealed very early in the game*
    Your mother, Bridget Strand, is the president of the United Cities of America. After she dies, your sister becomes the new president.

    She wants you to go westward and connect the remaining American cities.

    This was the plot of that screenplay from the Futurama episode with Zoidberg and his uncle

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited November 2019
    Atomika wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    You are Sam Porter Bridges

    *stuff revealed very early in the game*
    Your mother, Bridget Strand, is the president of the United Cities of America. After she dies, your sister becomes the new president.

    She wants you to go westward and connect the remaining American cities.

    This was the plot of that screenplay from the Futurama episode with Zoidberg and his uncle

    Yeah, I did think about that episode when writing that.
    Die-Hardman is the director of the UCA.

    Your sister goes by Amelie but was originally named Amerigo.

    This is Die-Hardman:
    lpxhrargd7zq.jpg

    Couscous on
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    NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
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    Mmm, nothing like rolling over to a level ending in 0 and being able to slap on a pile of gear that's miles better than the old stuff.

    It was that somehow, from within the derelict-horror, they had learned a way to see inside an ugly, broken thing... And take away its pain.
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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    You are Sam Porter Bridges

    *stuff revealed very early in the game*
    Your mother, Bridget Strand, is the president of the United Cities of America. After she dies, your sister becomes the new president.

    She wants you to go westward and connect the remaining American cities.

    This was the plot of that screenplay from the Futurama episode with Zoidberg and his uncle

    Yeah, I did think about that episode when writing that.
    Die-Hardman is the director of the UCA.

    Your sister goes by Amelie but was originally named Amerigo.

    This is Die-Hardman:
    lpxhrargd7zq.jpg

    Um, I think you'll find
    that this is Die-Hardman
    170px-Bruce_Willis_Cannes_2006.jpg

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I think egadd is the one who fucked the goo

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I played 22 hours of death stranding since it came out Thursday night. I'm going to eat some food, go work out a little bit, maybe take out the trash, and then I'm dying to get back into it. It's very good imo. And I absolutely have to see where the story goes even if it ends up being total nonsense. So far it is fascinating.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Egadd is Dracula sideways 🤔

    PSN: Honkalot
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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I played 22 hours of death stranding since it came out Thursday night. I'm going to eat some food, go work out a little bit, maybe take out the trash, and then I'm dying to get back into it. It's very good imo. And I absolutely have to see where the story goes even if it ends up being total nonsense. So far it is fascinating.

    I wonder how many random packages Conan's got since that came out

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Hope everyone is having a chiral morning.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Kojima thinks writers who use subtext are cowards.

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited November 2019
    Couscous wrote: »
    Kojima thinks writers who use subtext are cowards.

    "Subtext is for the weak. I use domtext."

    Burnage on
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Kojima thinks writers who use subtext are cowards.

    I absolutely picture Kojima as a japanese Garth Marenghi equivalent

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited November 2019
    Death Stranding, the game is nothing but a giant fetch quest.

    Edit: Some folks will love this. I find watching it fascinating.

    Mazzyx on
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    I have somehow managed to screw up this genealogy database such that I have a person married to their grandmother, with a child born 30 years earlier than they were alive

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Kojima thinks writers who use subtext are cowards.

    I absolutely picture Kojima as a japanese Garth Marenghi equivalent

    Something was pouring from the internet. He examined his tablet. Memes? Memes. Juicy, fresh-smelling memes. His memes. Memes. Memes. Memes. And bits of porn.

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    I have somehow managed to screw up this genealogy database such that I have a person married to their grandmother, with a child born 30 years earlier than they were alive

    So...

    Philip J. Fry's family genealogy

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Death Stranding, the game is nothing but a giant fetch quest.

    Edit: Some folks will love this. I find watching it fascinating.

    Except it also
    makes you fight stuff, like people and giant goo demons. And at one point in chapter 4
    no really real spoiler
    makes you fight people with real guns.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    death stranding sounds like it looked at dark souls being a game specifically designed for me to not like it and went

    yeah but hang on

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I have somehow managed to screw up this genealogy database such that I have a person married to their grandmother, with a child born 30 years earlier than they were alive

    So...

    Philip J. Fry's family genealogy

    I blame the fact that there are three generations of fathers and sons all named James Pollock. At some point I've entered a load of data meant for the youngest of them against the record for their grandfather.

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I have somehow managed to screw up this genealogy database such that I have a person married to their grandmother, with a child born 30 years earlier than they were alive

    So...

    Philip J. Fry's family genealogy

    I blame the fact that there are three generations of fathers and sons all named James Pollock. At some point I've entered a load of data meant for the youngest of them against the record for their grandfather.

    But can you really be sure they aren't all one person?

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Sup people and japan

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    hello nexus

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    edited November 2019


    just something for the haters to consider

    Kid Presentable on
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Death Stranding, the game is nothing but a giant fetch quest.

    Edit: Some folks will love this. I find watching it fascinating.

    Except it also
    makes you fight stuff, like people and giant goo demons. And at one point in chapter 4
    no really real spoiler
    makes you fight people with real guns.

    The reviews make those parts sound like the worst parts of the game.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular


    OK, but let's use deep fakes to make a version of Star Wars where Han Solo has a cowboy hat because that sounds fun.

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    painfulPleasancepainfulPleasance The First RepublicRegistered User regular
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Death Stranding, the game is nothing but a giant fetch quest.

    Edit: Some folks will love this. I find watching it fascinating.

    Except it also
    makes you fight stuff, like people and giant goo demons. And at one point in chapter 4
    no really real spoiler
    makes you fight people with real guns.

    The reviews make those parts sound like the worst parts of the game.

    I dunno I liked it. I'm trying to avoid other info till I beat it though.

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »


    OK, but let's use deep fakes to make a version of Star Wars where Han Solo has a cowboy hat because that sounds fun.

    Solo 2, another prequel, where this time we learn how the young scoundrel came into possession of his iconic cowboy hat

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    like they just made up those iconic hanging dice why not a cowboy hat

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    I 100% did not realise that Han Solo wasn't meant to be a cowboy analogue

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    I mean Star Wars is a spaghetti western/ samurai
    Movie Mashup in space

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    In a world of ten billion Call of Duties and Maddens and whatever

    It is good that Death Stranding exists. Something different. No naked lady that breathes through her skin, we're good.

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    I read a Star Wars book once that explained where Han got the stripes on his pants

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited November 2019
    If only Kojima could realize that he can have more than like one major non-white character in his games.

    Couscous on
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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    I mean Star Wars is a spaghetti western/ samurai
    Movie Mashup in space

    I mean

    A lot of Westerns are just Samurai films rebranded, really

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    In the original script Luke and Leia were just step-siblings and you know the rest

    I saw that version on the internet

    PSN: Honkalot
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    samurai stories are just these things some guy made up! can you believe that?

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Of course this is a Kojima production so all the overwrought symbolism is really just I dunno, friendship bacteria that feeds on interpersonal relationships that babies in the womb haven’t been exposed to yet.

    Spoilers? Idefk, was watching Sniper's stream and
    I saw Norman's fucking baby do the "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" gestures and literally just yelled "OH COME ON!"

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