I need a box of crayons that can fit a bottle of liquor inside
I'm in the office secret Santa and got a guy who was a prior Marine. For those that aren't aware, there's a running joke that Marines eat crayons. I want to get him a nice bottle of whiskey but put it inside a box of waxy deliciousness. However, searching online for crayons by box size is harder than I thought. My wife and I recently walked through Target and I know the 120 Crayola box isn't quite big enough.
I don't need it to be Crayola brand specific. I just want to make sure when he opens his gift, the note "I heard you find this delicious" makes sense.
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https://www.amazon.com/Crayola-Giant-Crayon-Building-Blocks/dp/B018DN8SJA
Maybe you could give the building blocks to a child you know
https://shop.crayola.com/color-and-draw/giant-crayola-crayon-choose-your-color-52MEGA.html
There is this. Not sure you want to spend 30 dollars on an actual giant crayon though.
but they're listening to every word I say
I'll even photoshop it for ya if you find a box and send me the size.
https://amazon.com/got-crayon-Alcohol-Drinking-Flask/dp/B07Z2Z3F36/ref=sr_1_9?keywords=triangle+crayons&qid=1575265448&s=kitchen&sr=1-9
edit: Was trying to find a flask that looked like a box of crayons as the art. Maybe a custom flask website could do it for cheap?
https://www.rainbowresource.com/product/065328/Crayola-Large-Storage-Tin.html?
Or since it's whisky, just use the cardboard tube to make it one big crayon.