I need a box of crayons that can fit a bottle of liquor inside
I'm in the office secret Santa and got a guy who was a prior Marine. For those that aren't aware, there's a running joke that Marines eat crayons. I want to get him a nice bottle of whiskey but put it inside a box of waxy deliciousness. However, searching online for crayons by box size is harder than I thought. My wife and I recently walked through Target and I know the 120 Crayola box isn't quite big enough.
I don't need it to be Crayola brand specific. I just want to make sure when he opens his gift, the note "I heard you find this delicious" makes sense.