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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Baby Yoda likes to see ass n tittehs

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    @Schmimpy Pim- no god what am I saying what's yoda species anyways

    Gee I dunno going by appearances I guess HUMANOID ALIEN would be fun and imaginative

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Fuckin humanoid alien, jesus christ

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I would guess a cross between a mogwai and a Kermit

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    When will baby Yoda start participating in the carnage?

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Who says they haven't?

  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    The existence of Baby Yoda is worthwhile only for how much the puppet reduced Werner Herzog to tears and caused him to have an existential crisis when it was suggested to shoot extra takes for CGI.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    @Schmimpy Pim- no god what am I saying what's yoda species anyways

    Gee I dunno going by appearances I guess HUMANOID ALIEN would be fun and imaginative

    I think this might be my new favorite thing about you.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    The existence of Baby Yoda is worthwhile only for how much the puppet reduced Werner Herzog to tears and caused him to have an existential crisis when it was suggested to shoot extra takes for CGI.

    I fucking love this story

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    werner Herzog has added a lot to my enjoyment of The Mandalorian

    he is a treasure

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    We Hate Movies has really opened up my eyes to the message behind Armageddon.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    We Hate Movies has really opened up my eyes to the message behind Armageddon.

    Is it 'don't go to school for space just work on oil rigs'

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    We Hate Movies has really opened up my eyes to the message behind Armageddon.

    Is it 'don't go to school for space just work on oil rigs'

    No, it's an extremely right wing, pro capitalism movie

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    We Hate Movies has really opened up my eyes to the message behind Armageddon.

    Is it 'don't go to school for space just work on oil rigs'

    No, it's an extremely right wing, pro capitalism movie

    So, yes, then

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    yeah I mean its literally about tough pro guns oil magnate saving the world when pansy scientists couldn't

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    also re the black widow trailer

    I'm glad Marvel continues to make their villains look like old power rangers characters

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    yeah I mean its literally about tough pro guns oil magnate saving the world when pansy scientists couldn't

    It's painfully obvious once you think about it but they play Bruce Willis as the perfect blu collar guy instead of the fucking millionaire oil guy be really is.

    One of their requests is to not have to pay taxes

  • AlphaRomeroAlphaRomero Registered User regular
    also re the black widow trailer

    I'm glad Marvel continues to make their villains look like old power rangers characters


    It's a shame because the white skull would be a really good stand out image, it's that kind of Darth Vader iconic style if done well instead of guy in off-the-rack biker novelty biker helmet. It's worse because I've just played Death Stranding and Higgs has such an awesome looking gold skull mask.

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    David Harbour's Red Guardian looks like an MCU Love Sausage.

  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    I do appreciate that we've only seen two minutes of this new MCU movie but we've already gotten a good helping of "Aren't fat people funny"

  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    yeah I mean its literally about tough pro guns oil magnate saving the world when pansy scientists couldn't

    Whereas I, coming in off Apollo 13, wanted the NASA guys to listen to their list of selfish demands with incredulity and then tell them to GTFO, and come back only when and if they're serious about saving the fucking planet.

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited December 2019
    As someone who was waiting until more eps of the Mandalorian came out before I got a Disney+ sub, it's been illuminating how the internet has had zero chill when it came to baby yoda. That shit was spoiled almost instantly.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    in retrospect it is hilarious when Armageddon asserts that NASA couldn't put together a transmission based off a set of blueprints

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ben Afflek dunking on Michael Bay and the plot of Armageddon is eternal.

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  • AlphaRomeroAlphaRomero Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    in retrospect it is hilarious when Armageddon asserts that NASA couldn't put together a transmission based off a set of blueprints

    Michael Bay absolutely thinks the N in Nasa stands for Nerds, and they wouldn't understand tough greasy mechanic stuff.

  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Nah, transmission is fucking magic guys.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Man my buddy had a transmission like that in his old Cutty but it was about half that size.

  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »

    Good read, thanks for sharing!
    Sims: I hope the answer is no, but was there ever a point at which you said his southern accent was too much?

    Johnson: No, though I’m sure my producer was sweating. Jamie Lee Curtis reminded me recently that in the script I described [Benoit Blanc’s] accent as “the gentlest southern lilt possible.” But when we got on set, I was just having so much fun watching [Craig]. I think in the movie, it probably takes a few minutes to adjust to him having that voice, but I could listen to him forever.

    Everything Daniel Craig does in Knives Out was a treasure and I'm glad Johnson recognized it.

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    Nah, transmission is fucking magic guys.


    that's an automatic valve body, a guy like harry stamper would never build anything but a manual transmission for his special drill baby

  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Yeah, but I also I remember a case study from my Management courses at uni.

    It went something like Mercades or Rolls Royce or Astin Martin or some other prestige European car manufacturer had not wanted to put Automatic transmissions into their cars while they were still new tech and had waited for the engineering to mature. Then once they started getting reliable and efficient and (most importantly) a selling point, they went around and surveyed all the other manufacturers for the most reliable and popular - which turned out to be Chevy or GM or some other Detroit motors corp.

    They licenced the transmission and built it from the patent documents to the peak of European engineering and precision - and it seized. They built it again - and it seized. They kept trying to get it to work for months before they eventually had to fly over one of the American engineers. They sat him down and told him how they had built it exactly according to plan and with micrometer tolerances and he looked at them in disbelief and said 'what?'.

    He took them down to the shop, took their immaculate transimmision, and just started filing bits and pieces off, grinding down gears, generally just repeatedly trying to find out what did and didn't work and then attacking those bits with gusto. The end product was nowhere near the designed patent blueprints - but it worked.

    I remember this because that course was 1998, about 2 months before Armageddon came out, so when I saw the movie I was like 'oh, someone lifted that same story'.

    And Harry Stamper is also totally the kind of American Detroit-motors guy to put close-enough good-enough measurements in his patent filing that it would provide legal protections and yet still not describe an actual working instrument.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    Pirate Boots are bad and have never been good

    If a superhero or villain was pirate-themed I would allow it, but obviously that's not how they were usually deployed in comics, character designers just thought they looked cool and were easy to draw at some point.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    in retrospect it is hilarious when Armageddon asserts that NASA couldn't put together a transmission based off a set of blueprints

    NOBODY IS AS SMART AS WHITE, BLUE COLLAR, MALE HARRY STAMPER

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Armageddon has always been Peak Middle-Aged Reactionary in tone, characters, plot, and music choices, which is why Deep Impact was the superior asteroid-threatens-Earth movie that year.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Armageddon has always been Peak Middle-Aged Reactionary in tone, characters, plot, and music choices, which is why Deep Impact was the superior asteroid-threatens-Earth movie that year.

    I was 17 when Armageddon came out and it was loud and fun and I didn't even think about any of that crap so as I got older and kept watching it... I never really thought about it

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Maybe I just automatically identified far more with NASA nerds than anti-tax oil-riggers, even as a teen.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    We Hate Movies did accidentally call Liv Tyler, Liev Schrieber and that makes the animal cracker scene so much better.

  • PhillisherePhillishere Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Armageddon has always been Peak Middle-Aged Reactionary in tone, characters, plot, and music choices, which is why Deep Impact was the superior asteroid-threatens-Earth movie that year.

    The reason there was a name for "alternative" culture in the 90s was that anything that wasn't straight white conservative was seen as somehow outside the norm by the media at the time. It was always just a case that the kids weren't down with what the old people were selling, and it's only changed now because there are finally enough kids that Boomer culture is no longer so pervasive as to be the unchallenged norm.

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I still like Armageddon but it's always been true that there's a lot you have to be willing to overlook to enjoy it

  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    The Playlist dropped their list of the Top 100 films of the Decade which I quite like because it gives a lot of room to international movies that deserve the attention.

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