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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    We can rule out stress because shes a Mary worth character and she has no real financial or major life difficulties

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    We can rule out stress because shes a Mary worth character and she has no real financial or major life difficulties

    Uh, WILBUR?!

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    We need more fictional doctors that are just so excited that it could be something out of the ordinary. Hm! You’re damn right you should be alarmed! I reckon we should check for parasites!

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Turns out you have a rare blood disease that only occurs in certain species of bats.

    Have you or anyone you know been fucking any Draculas lately?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    We can rule out stress because shes a Mary worth character and she has no real financial or major life difficulties

    Uh, WILBUR?!

    Wilbur generally seems pretty happy if he doesn't get in his own head. He just needs to accept that prostitution is probabaly the best way to get what he wants

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    We can rule out stress because shes a Mary worth character and she has no real financial or major life difficulties

    Uh, WILBUR?!

    Wilbur generally seems pretty happy if he doesn't get in his own head. He just needs to accept that prostitution is probabaly the best way to get what he wants

    No I mean that Wilbur is one of Iris' major life difficulties.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • KarozKaroz Registered User regular
    Tired could be anything from anemia to having parasites to cancer.
    Gaining weight could be from stress to a problem with current medication to constipation to hormone levels to cancer
    Losing hair could be stress to thyroid problems to hodgkins lymphoma (cancer)

    Thought you were talking about yourself for a second and I had a big :bigfrown:

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Karoz wrote: »
    Tired could be anything from anemia to having parasites to cancer.
    Gaining weight could be from stress to a problem with current medication to constipation to hormone levels to cancer
    Losing hair could be stress to thyroid problems to hodgkins lymphoma (cancer)

    Thought you were talking about yourself for a second and I had a big :bigfrown:

    Oh no.

    I was making a joke that basically any symptom you have could either be something comically simple or cancer.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Except Lupus.

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    klemming wrote: »
    Except Lupus.

    Look we've already established Draculas in the Mary Worth lore, Werewolves aren't that much of a stretch.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
  • NeveronNeveron HellValleySkyTree SwedenRegistered User regular
    No, Dark Souls's lore makes sense.

    Nah, you can understand Kingdom Hearts' lore just by playing the games (the issue is that there's a ton of games).
    Dark Souls is kind of famous for that not being the case, with more than a few people stumbling their way into reigniting the First Fire and not understanding what the fuck is happening because the game is needlessly cryptic about all of it. Not to mention that Dark Souls has some straight-up JJ Abrams Mystery Box shit where they set up a bunch of cryptic questions but don't actually have any answers.

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    kingdom hearts mostly makes sense but there's parts where, i dunno if it's a translation issue or what, but the lore just turns into word salad

    i dunno what the fuck happened in Dream Drop Distance other than a few obvious points

  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    kingdom hearts mostly makes sense but there's parts where, i dunno if it's a translation issue or what, but the lore just turns into word salad

    i dunno what the fuck happened in Dream Drop Distance other than a few obvious points

    Theres a ten hour youtube explanation thats pretty good but you will be converted to an incel by the end of it.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Naming the ultimate weapon 'The Keyblade' except it's not 'Key' it's the greek letter that's pronounced 'key' was absolutely an intentional 'fuck you' to laugh at the confusing dialogue that would ensue.

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited December 2019
    I guess I believe that I live in a world where the price of understanding Kingdom Hearts lore is to become a misogynist internet proto-terrorist

    Hobnail on
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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    the bad guys in kingdom hearts largely map pretty well to internet shitbags

    xehanort's a cryptofascist
    ansem the wise is a boomer
    ansem seeker of darkness is a blackpill dude
    xemnas is a youtube atheist and/or an incel

  • Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    Naming the ultimate weapon 'The Keyblade' except it's not 'Key' it's the greek letter that's pronounced 'key' was absolutely an intentional 'fuck you' to laugh at the confusing dialogue that would ensue.

    Xehanort should pronounce Greek Letter Keyblade like Got It Memorized does.

    "The KKKKKKHEEEEEEEEEYblade!"

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    What about Zumpus and Krankor

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »

    Never forget that Donald fuckin Duck is one of the most powerful mages across the Final Fantasy multiverse

    His power is drawn from the Mouse and is not his own. At best he is a mere conduit

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »

    Never forget that Donald fuckin Duck is one of the most powerful mages across the Final Fantasy multiverse

    His power is drawn from the Mouse and is not his own. At best he is a mere conduit

    So, closer to a D&D warlock than an actual mage?

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »

    Never forget that Donald fuckin Duck is one of the most powerful mages across the Final Fantasy multiverse

    His power is drawn from the Mouse and is not his own. At best he is a mere conduit

    So, closer to a D&D warlock than an actual mage?

    Deal with the devil for great power? Checks out.

  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    What about Zumpus and Krankor

    Krankor! Now that's a name!

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    KRANKOR NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT

  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    HAW HAW

    HAW

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  • Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »

    Never forget that Donald fuckin Duck is one of the most powerful mages across the Final Fantasy multiverse

    His power is drawn from the Mouse and is not his own. At best he is a mere conduit

    So, closer to a D&D warlock than an actual mage?

    Hah, I immediately went to the "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME" line by Vaarsuvius.

    Oh the Complete series, always having the one absolute dud of a class, like Hexblade.

  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    statler wrote: »

    allison you son of a bitch i wanna know about the 7 years in between!

    ...i’ll still buy this

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »

    Never forget that Donald fuckin Duck is one of the most powerful mages across the Final Fantasy multiverse

    His power is drawn from the Mouse and is not his own. At best he is a mere conduit

    So, closer to a D&D warlock than an actual mage?

    Hah, I immediately went to the "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME" line by Vaarsuvius.

    Oh the Complete series, always having the one absolute dud of a class, like Hexblade.

    Hey I enjoyed my Hexblade Changeling-Pretending-to-be-a-Tiefling in 4E

  • Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »

    Never forget that Donald fuckin Duck is one of the most powerful mages across the Final Fantasy multiverse

    His power is drawn from the Mouse and is not his own. At best he is a mere conduit

    So, closer to a D&D warlock than an actual mage?

    Hah, I immediately went to the "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME" line by Vaarsuvius.

    Oh the Complete series, always having the one absolute dud of a class, like Hexblade.

    Hey I enjoyed my Hexblade Changeling-Pretending-to-be-a-Tiefling in 4E

    I can't speak to 4E, but the 3.5 Hexblade was a joke.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Latchkey Kingdom website is ill

    All of smack jeeves

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  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Charlotte Grote

    Is good

  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular

    "a little help from my friends..."

    Orb-holding version is the last one seen before the shattering.

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    These new Mary Worth's are boring me!

    Get back to Wilbur!

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Oh I'm sorry Wilbur passed away in his sleep last night

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    yeah that's about right

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