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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Don't eat other people's food!

    So does that mean I should put this submarine sandwich back?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    honestly i wish i had thought of making my roommates constantly afraid i had stuck my dick in my food

    All you had to do was tell them about something you were doing anyways!

    "Man I never realized how much I like putting my dick in mayonaise, but its a thrill enjoy the turkey sandwich."

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    wow yeah I did not expect any nuance from this peanutbutter issue but here we are.

    honestly though, if you eat somebody else's opened food you accept any and all reasonable adulteration implicitly as part of the clear violation of social conduct.

    If it were literally poisoned maybe that's irresponsible but dick stuck in?! Fair game.

    The thing that really tips me over to peanutbutter dick's side is that the spaces were partitioned. That's an "ask first" situation for sure. It's not as though this man were dying for lack of peanutbutter.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Eating other people's condiments isn't on the same level as other food theft. It's often part of an implicit or explicit agreement that condiments are shared when necessary, as long as the agreement isn't abused.

    It doesn't sound like that agreement is the case here, though, so he got the dick butter he deserved

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    This post isn’t about moral judgment, but logistics. To wit: if I wanted to apply peanut butter to myself, I am fairly sure I would not dip my penis directly into the jar. I would get some peanut butter out of the jar and then place it as needed, probably with my fingers. Dick doesn’t seem like an especially good utensil for the initial point of acquisition.

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »

    I mean

    Games can age poorly, doesn't mean it didn't deserve an 8.6 back in '98

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    This post isn’t about moral judgment, but logistics. To wit: if I wanted to apply peanut butter to myself, I am fairly sure I would not dip my penis directly into the jar. I would get some peanut butter out of the jar and then place it as needed, probably with my fingers. Dick doesn’t seem like an especially good utensil for the initial point of acquisition.

    I imagine that the dipping was part of the performative aspect.

    Using a utensil to transfer just doesn't have the same effect.

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Don't eat other people's food!

    So does that mean I should put this submarine sandwich back?

    is it full of seamen?

    No but there is an awful lot of seafood.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
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    I am so glad my internet life is balkanized with no one company too difficult to replace. So glad I don't have an android phone.

    This is the beginning of the end for google.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    You know it's a good thing this thread is here to contain us from the outside world

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Eating other people's condiments isn't on the same level as other food theft. It's often part of an implicit or explicit agreement that condiments are shared when necessary, as long as the agreement isn't abused.

    It doesn't sound like that agreement is the case here, though, so he got the dick butter he deserved

    Hard disagree, if you didn't buy it using someone elses anything without permission is wrong.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Look, let me paint a vivid picture for you of how I would erotically transfer peanut butter to my penis

    First,

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    This post isn’t about moral judgment, but logistics. To wit: if I wanted to apply peanut butter to myself, I am fairly sure I would not dip my penis directly into the jar. I would get some peanut butter out of the jar and then place it as needed, probably with my fingers. Dick doesn’t seem like an especially good utensil for the initial point of acquisition.

    I imagine that the dipping was part of the performative aspect.

    Using a utensil to transfer just doesn't have the same effect.

    The theater of the dip into a fresh jar is incredible.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    You know it's a good thing this thread is here to contain us from the outside world

    I'm pretty sure we're an SCP at this point

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    This post isn’t about moral judgment, but logistics. To wit: if I wanted to apply peanut butter to myself, I am fairly sure I would not dip my penis directly into the jar. I would get some peanut butter out of the jar and then place it as needed, probably with my fingers. Dick doesn’t seem like an especially good utensil for the initial point of acquisition.

    someone doesn't have a spoondick

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Eating other people's condiments isn't on the same level as other food theft. It's often part of an implicit or explicit agreement that condiments are shared when necessary, as long as the agreement isn't abused.

    It doesn't sound like that agreement is the case here, though, so he got the dick butter he deserved

    I would argue that peanut butter is not a condiment

    but it is a sandwich

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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    I remember being amazed by Sonic Adventure.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I remember people being amazed by sonic adventure and not getting it at all.

    Can't we play power stone or crazy taxi? This shit is boring af.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    I remember being amazed by Sonic Adventure.

    It absolutely blew my mind as a child

    But the Dreamcast was also fatally ahead of its time

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    I remember being amazed by Sonic Adventure.

    THE WHALE BROKE THE PIER INTO PIECES!!!

    They then did that sequence how many times in future games?

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    sonic adventure was an anime music video that wished it could be a real boy

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    I would need volunteers to do the peanut butter smearing thing.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    I remember people being amazed by sonic adventure and not getting it at all.

    Can't we play power stone or crazy taxi? This shit is boring af.

    Sonic in 3D while still being fast was amazing.

    Too bad it controlled like garbage and most of the levels were slow as heck.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2019
    i played a lot of sonic adventure 2 and that game is T R A S H

    Elendil on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I actually think 3D sonics would've been a lot better if they developed more in line with the pace of Sonic Adventure

    It actually tried to be like a classic platformer at parts

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    I just thought of something

    A PB BJ is actually a PBJ

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i played a lot of sonic adventure 2 and that game is T R A S H

    I'm a lot more embarrassed about loving Sonic Adventure 2 than I am Sonic Adventure

    But also I will loop the Sonic Adventure 2 soundtrack because it is just perfect cheese in every respect

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Maybe I buy especially dense peanut butter but I cannot imagine forcing my penis into it without some effort and with no inconsiderable amount of discomfort

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Maybe I buy especially dense peanut butter but I cannot imagine forcing my penis into it without some effort and with no inconsiderable amount of discomfort

    gotta microwave it a little first

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Maybe I buy especially dense peanut butter but I cannot imagine forcing my penis into it without some effort and with no inconsiderable amount of discomfort

    An arousing display of virility for sure

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Maybe I buy especially dense peanut butter but I cannot imagine forcing my penis into it without some effort and with no inconsiderable amount of discomfort

    An arousing display of virility for sure

    Like the sword in the stone, but in reverse

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    Carson VendettaCarson Vendetta Registered User regular
    I think that the pb thief's sympathizers are also stealing food in the house. To them I say 'free barabas' they also deserve crucifixion!

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Let he who can dick the peanut butter be king

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Man what a shitty day you're never gonna believe what my roommate did to the peanut butter

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Both Sonic Adventures aged poorly, 2 was better than 1 especially if you compare the non-Sonic gameplay loops in each game.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    I played a lot of Sonic Adventure 2 because I needed rings and animals for my chao.

    My precious, precious, chao.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Man what a shitty day you're never gonna believe what my roommate did to the peanut butter

    My disgusting roommate used a spoon in the peanut butter jar

    God, just stick your dick in it like a normal person!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Dick in the peanutbutter is the new they fucked on a boat.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    You know it's a good thing this thread is here to contain us from the outside world

    But we will certainly be unleashed when the Holiday Forum comes…

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i mean the story is a little too perfect isn't it

    they have an agreement that as yet has never been violated

    they have a mouse problem so of course the peanut butter has to go back in the pantry

    the author has a "girlfriend"

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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