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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2019
    You either drag your soft penis through the peanut butter, probably barely breaking the surface tension and acquiring a faint oily sheen if that. OR you wait until erect in which case you’re going head-first and probably getting some peanut butter in your meatus which I guess is maybe desirable to some

    Organichu on
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    KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    oh dogs, why did I stop to read chat

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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited December 2019
    Would you rather eat peanut butter double dipped by a disgusting finger or peanut butter touched once by a freshly cleaned dong

    Sign me up for dong every time

    Tumin on
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    I remember people being amazed by sonic adventure and not getting it at all.

    Can't we play power stone or crazy taxi? This shit is boring af.
    this is all sonic games but i remember liking sonic adventure at the time
    chao breeding! big the cat!!!

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    You either drag your soft penis through the peanut butter, probably barely breaking the surface tension and acquiring a faint oily sheen if that. OR you wait until erect in which case you’re going head-first and probably getting some peanut butter in your meatus which I guess is maybe desirable to some

    I'm gonna say he was definitely hard when the dick went into the peanut butter jar

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Me: I’m going to be relatively good and only order a nine inch pizza for myself

    Pizza place: it’s buy one pizza get one free today

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I got ready for work a little early so I wouldn’t be late. Now I am sitting patiently. Disgusting.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    You either drag your soft penis through the peanut butter, probably barely breaking the surface tension and acquiring a faint oily sheen if that. OR you wait until erect in which case you’re going head-first and probably getting some peanut butter in your meatus which I guess is maybe desirable to some

    I'm gonna say he was definitely hard when the dick went into the peanut butter jar

    Dont think he just forced everything soft through the top of the jar? Just jammed it in there?

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    I got ready for work a little early so I wouldn’t be late. Now I am sitting patiently. Disgusting.

    there is nothing worse than being ready to leave like eight minutes early

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    I thought Page and Brin were both extremely checked out of the company already? Like with all the in-company protests one of the things I saw was people complaining at all-hands meetings that there was never any word from their founders.

    Like I doubt much of anything is changing.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    I am leaving that typo, better to pray to loving dogs than and flippant uncaring god

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I got ready for work a little early so I wouldn’t be late. Now I am sitting patiently. Disgusting.

    there is nothing worse than being ready to leave like eight minutes early

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAxARJyaTEA

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Kruite wrote: »
    I am leaving that typo, better to pray to loving dogs than and flippant uncaring god

    What would be more disturbing?

    A loving god or flippant uncaring dogs?

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Me: I’m going to be relatively good and only order a nine inch pizza for myself

    Pizza place: it’s buy one pizza get one free today

    you could give the second pizza to one of the people working there!

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Why am I so horny, like, all the time?

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
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    KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    I am leaving that typo, better to pray to loving dogs than and flippant uncaring god

    What would be more disturbing?

    A loving god or flippant uncaring dogs?

    flippant uncaring dogs is a tragedy;

    a loving god is more like god wanted to play catch with his son, but jesus is in the angsty teenager stage of life flipping him off, saying "you're not my real dad!"

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    its bogo pizzas so i bought 7
    - Chat, 2019

    Bless your heart.
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Me: I’m going to be relatively good and only order a nine inch pizza for myself

    Pizza place: it’s buy one pizza get one free today

    you could give the second pizza to one of the people working there!
    Or, and hear me out,

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    that's not even kind of real but it is funny

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    R-demR-dem Registered User regular
    Okay, seriously
    Dear American News
    I don't give a *shit* about Billie Eilish, whoever the hell she is
    I will continue not giving a shit, no matter how many times you shove articles about her in my face
    And
    You need to hear me clearly on this
    If you give her some ridiculous nickname a la that Queen B absurdity
    I will *foam*

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    R-dem wrote: »
    Okay, seriously
    Dear American News
    I don't give a *shit* about Billie Eilish, whoever the hell she is
    I will continue not giving a shit, no matter how many times you shove articles about her in my face
    And
    You need to hear me clearly on this
    If you give her some ridiculous nickname a la that Queen B absurdity
    I will *foam*

    Who’s Billie Eilish?

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    R-dem wrote: »
    Okay, seriously
    Dear American News
    I don't give a *shit* about Billie Eilish, whoever the hell she is
    I will continue not giving a shit, no matter how many times you shove articles about her in my face
    And
    You need to hear me clearly on this
    If you give her some ridiculous nickname a la that Queen B absurdity
    I will *foam*

    Who’s Billie Eilish?

    Sang White Wedding, kind of a one hit wonder.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    R-dem wrote: »
    Okay, seriously
    Dear American News
    I don't give a *shit* about Billie Eilish, whoever the hell she is
    I will continue not giving a shit, no matter how many times you shove articles about her in my face
    And
    You need to hear me clearly on this
    If you give her some ridiculous nickname a la that Queen B absurdity
    I will *foam*

    Who’s Billie Eilish?

    a popular music artist

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    R-dem wrote: »
    Okay, seriously
    Dear American News
    I don't give a *shit* about Billie Eilish, whoever the hell she is
    I will continue not giving a shit, no matter how many times you shove articles about her in my face
    And
    You need to hear me clearly on this
    If you give her some ridiculous nickname a la that Queen B absurdity
    I will *foam*

    Who’s Billie Eilish?

    Sang White Wedding, kind of a one hit wonder.

    Oh thanks.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    R-dem wrote: »
    Okay, seriously
    Dear American News
    I don't give a *shit* about Billie Eilish, whoever the hell she is
    I will continue not giving a shit, no matter how many times you shove articles about her in my face
    And
    You need to hear me clearly on this
    If you give her some ridiculous nickname a la that Queen B absurdity
    I will *foam*

    Who’s Billie Eilish?

    Sang White Wedding, kind of a one hit wonder.

    um moni moni, rock the cradle of love, rebel yell

    get out of here with that one hit wonder noise

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    also billie eilish is the newest thing it's cool to be too cool to know about

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited December 2019
    Chanus wrote: »
    R-dem wrote: »
    Okay, seriously
    Dear American News
    I don't give a *shit* about Billie Eilish, whoever the hell she is
    I will continue not giving a shit, no matter how many times you shove articles about her in my face
    And
    You need to hear me clearly on this
    If you give her some ridiculous nickname a la that Queen B absurdity
    I will *foam*

    Who’s Billie Eilish?

    Sang White Wedding, kind of a one hit wonder.

    um moni moni, rock the cradle of love, rebel yell

    get out of here with that one hit wonder noise

    Ok, chanuuse.

    Styrofoam Sammich on
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Those are all the same song, you cant fool me

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    you know, from the song bad guy
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSPuRXkUWoU

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    oh wow I've never seen a picture of the google CEO before

    he is v attractive

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Keep in mind [chat] is getting older, there is no new blood coming here to post in the last year, the median age is always rising. So, no, we don't know 19 year old Billie Eilish here as seemingly nothing penetrates the bubble.

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    butts

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    butts

    Never

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    butts

    Never

    butts

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    butts

    Never

    butts

    Sir, sir

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Keep in mind [chat] is getting older, there is no new blood coming here to post in the last year, the median age is always rising. So, no, we don't know 19 year old Billie Eilish here as seemingly nothing penetrates the bubble.

    There is music after The Eagles????

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Actually this group it’s probably after nirvana

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular

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