They are opening a Chick-fil-A in my town. My "ugh" aside, it does do a lot of business, and they are putting it right in the one of the worst traffic areas in town, its going to be a nightmare
There is a Chic-fil-A iny town, also on the highest traffic road with an hilariously useless entrance.
There are just a ridiculous amount of wrecks there on a pretty regular basis. People are willing to goddamend die, t-boned by oncoming traffic to get their fucking Jesus chicken.
I'm gonna start carrying a chicfila chicken sammich around in my back pocket in case I die and turns out there is a christian god I can be like "yo hey fam I'm down with you guys check it out I got the #1 right here" and totally cheat my way into heaven.
I'm gonna start carrying a chicfila chicken sammich around in my back pocket in case I die and turns out there is a christian god I can be like "yo hey fam I'm down with you guys check it out I got the #1 right here" and totally cheat my way into heaven.
If jesus opened a restaurant the only things on the menu would be like, salted fish and some unleavened bread and they just keep bringing it out to you until you were covered up and ultimately crushed by the weight of tons and tons of salted fish and unleavened bread.
If you asked for a to go basket he'd command a herd of pigs to run off a cliff and then just look at you as all the pigs fell off the cliff like it was your fault that was happening.
I always thought loaves and fishes sounded like a really great lunch
I also assume the fish and bread and wine is divinely scrumtulescent
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I remember when the first Sonic opened in town, the drive thru line was actually backed up into a major arterial.
Although I’m not entirely sure whether that’s a function of popularity or just how goddamn slow Sonic’s service is for an alleged fast-food restaurant.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
I had conversations at least 5 times with the manager of a Sonic at 6 in the morning about ordering a Super sonic cheeseburger. How they would say it's unhealthy to eat it that early and other comments
I went out earlier to get some bread and another thing. It's the second time I have seen it a food truck made from a converted ambulance. It is a sight to behold
I am very happy to say my years of posting here paid off as my group chat got into a heated debate about the best candy today and I was PREPARED
And by that I mean immediately escalated into threatening to drop kick a friend out of a third story building because he said Lime was trash compared to Sour Apple
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
Green Skittles switching from lime to apple is a tragedy of historic proportions.
I want this thread to know that it made me make tuna salad for dinner tonight.
Solid white albacore, red onion, celery, sweet pickle relish, capers, fresh tarragon, dijon mustard, mayo, and dashes of Worcestershire and Louisiana hot sauce, salt and pepper.
So I went to McD's and got the BBQ Bacon Burger. It looked like a mess in the box, but it was actually pretty good and the fried "onion strings" gave it a nice crunch. I'd give it 8 Carl's Jr. Western Bacon Cheeseburgers out of 10.
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I'm enjoying my guess that you almost certainly started at the end of that joke and had to work backwards.
I was actually just going to portmanteau "churroreos" and got mugged by "oreoboreos" midway through.
A new Popeyes opened up like 6 months ago as well
In the last year we've also gotten Wingferno and top tenders
People around here just can't get enough chicken
There is a Chic-fil-A iny town, also on the highest traffic road with an hilariously useless entrance.
There are just a ridiculous amount of wrecks there on a pretty regular basis. People are willing to goddamend die, t-boned by oncoming traffic to get their fucking Jesus chicken.
That is exactly how Judas made it in.
Or what side his chicken is pickled on?
Popeyes' chicken sandwich is, in fact, better than Chik-Fil-A. Also, less bigoted.
Yeah, He'd be real cross.
If you asked for a to go basket he'd command a herd of pigs to run off a cliff and then just look at you as all the pigs fell off the cliff like it was your fault that was happening.
I also assume the fish and bread and wine is divinely scrumtulescent
Although I’m not entirely sure whether that’s a function of popularity or just how goddamn slow Sonic’s service is for an alleged fast-food restaurant.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
And by that I mean immediately escalated into threatening to drop kick a friend out of a third story building because he said Lime was trash compared to Sour Apple
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they're not lime anymore?
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Nope. It's green apple now, which is a far worse flavor and makes me actively despise Skittles now.
Wikipedia claims it was back in 2013.
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Jesus IS the bread, dogg have you ever even been to a church?
Solid white albacore, red onion, celery, sweet pickle relish, capers, fresh tarragon, dijon mustard, mayo, and dashes of Worcestershire and Louisiana hot sauce, salt and pepper.
https://thehill.com/policy/finance/agriculture/472668-us-may-face-french-fry-shortage-due-to-poor-potato-crop-report