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The Even Worse Joke Thread

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    I bet they used to be at 711 but giving people their address just got too confusing

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Houk the Namebringer wrote: »
    I bet they used to be at 711 but giving people their address just got too confusing

    Every time it turns into an Abbot and Costello bit

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    https://imgur.com/gallery/t76etRd

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    From the Dallas Zoo

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    I had to stop playing Poker with Excalibur 'cause it kept throwing a fit when I won.

    I can't stand sword losers.

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited November 2019
    My daughter was admiring a dog at the Dairy Queen the other day... it was apparently a poodle/shitzu mix.
    She actually burst out laughing when I called it a Shitpoo, and said she was going to tell her friends that when she went to school the next day.

    I’m not sure if that was an actual successful Dad Joke or an abysmal failure...

    El Skid on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Hilarious, but also I think “tzoodle” is a great name for a tiny dog.

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Hilarious, but also I think “tzoodle” is a great name for a tiny dog.

    Especially if the dog's name is "noodle"

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav’rit app
    smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very similar!
    captain hook: what’s it called?
    smee: um

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    chrishallett83 wrote: »
    https://imgur.com/gallery/t76etRd

    This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I’m rating it like top 5 out of all the things I’ve seen in the past 39.75 years of my life.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    https://youtu.be/Yj-Ui5rXpSg

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    I saw two mollusks get into a fight today.

    They really slugged it out!

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    I felt embarrassed that took me as long as it did

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    There's a basketball player who's known for stopping quick-moving offenses, and makes it look easy.

    They eat fast breaks for breakfast.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    I saw two mollusks get into a fight today.

    They really slugged it out!

    If there were three or more, it could have turned into a real slug fest.

    Sorry, bad jokes are a heavy mantle to bear.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    I saw two mollusks get into a fight today.

    They really slugged it out!

    If there were three or more, it could have turned into a real slug fest.
    Im not sure I could watch that since they tend to go at a snail's pace.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2019
    A duck was walking down the sidewalk when he noticed a particularly nice-looking pond across the street. Traffic was quite heavy, so he spent a few minutes looking back and forth, waiting for a break in the traffic.

    A passing chicken wearily said "Don't do it. They'll never let you hear the end of it."

    Jedoc on
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    McFodderMcFodder Registered User regular
    Not a bad joke, more of a request for one, because I knew of no better place to ask:

    I'm going to a quiz night on the weekend and we're all dressing up as different Tom Hanks characters. What should our table name be?

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    McFodder wrote: »
    Not a bad joke, more of a request for one, because I knew of no better place to ask:

    I'm going to a quiz night on the weekend and we're all dressing up as different Tom Hanks characters. What should our table name be?

    Sleepless in Philadelphia: Gump vs the Volcano 13?

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Need to work in Castaway somewhere.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Team Hanks For All The Fish

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Can’t forget Big either

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2019
    Enrico Matassa.

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    David S. Pumpkins Loves Questions

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Oh, it’s a chainsaw
    McFodder wrote: »
    Not a bad joke, more of a request for one, because I knew of no better place to ask:

    I'm going to a quiz night on the weekend and we're all dressing up as different Tom Hanks characters. What should our table name be?

    The Team With One Red Shoe

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    A Hankerin' For Tom

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

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    McFodderMcFodder Registered User regular
    Think the movies we're going as are Big, Forrest Gump, Toy Story, Turner and Hooch, Castaway and Saving Private Ryan.

    I feel like there's a Big Private Toys joke in there somewhere.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    I think it's pretty messed up that you're all forgetting about the glory wonder T&A that is Bachelor Party.

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    McFodderMcFodder Registered User regular
    We make no note of the quality of the films we have chosen to represent - it's mostly just how easy they are to throw a costume together for.

    I would have gone as an astronaut but that's effort.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Big private toys castaway into gumps hooch

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Forrest Stumped

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2019
    Dress like a Big Philadephia cheese steak.
    Who secretly
    is an airline pilot, against all odds.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Thanks 4 The Hanks.

    Which would work really great if there are four members on your team.

    Which there isn't :|

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Hanks That Was Fun

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    A hankering for quizzes

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Hanks for the memories

    BLM - ACAB
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